Dj Lipton

Things That Make You Go Hmmm 10.10.2026 2:01:36 ↓

That chick. I wanna know ya, know ya.

I Can Do Whatever I Want 09.10.2026 2:06:40 ↓

Because I am responsible.

Good! The frog playing the violin next to her is making her sad. 04.10.2026 1:57:36 ↓

Now on to the newts.

Good! The frog learned how to mop the shower. 03.10.2026 1:38:05 ↓

Now onto the salamanders.

Global Suicide 02.10.2026 1:42:07 ↓

Nuclear weapons and AI are global suicide. Let's all vote for old money grubbing codgers.

Smut Films 27.09.2026 1:27:40 ↓

Waiting on a train, waiting on a bus, waiting on a ride, they are always late.

Artificial Anxiety 26.09.2026 1:27:40 ↓

Let's wake up to the end of the world every night.

A Job? 25.09.2026 1:46:32 ↓

Haven't I seen enough of this bullshit? Join the mob...

I Shine Like A Burnt Out Sun 19.09.2026 1:23:44 ↓

Like a white dwarf.

Dead Husbands Society 18.09.2026 59:39 ↓

Take away his dignity while he dies too.

Is The Stupid Over Yet? 12.09.2026 1:14:03 ↓

Go ahead and create your dead husband's society. You obviously don't believe in God or Heaven. Stop lying!

And Sadness Filled The Air 11.09.2026 1:26:52 ↓

This loneliness is killing me.

Closing It Down At Fifty Four 06.09.2026 1:22:09 ↓

Closing what down? The djing? The Bar? Everything? Here's something depressing for your Labor Day. Whatever.

Robbing Me But All I Gots Cornbread 30.08.2026 1:25:09 ↓

That marijuana will conquer that pain. It will also get rid of the bitching too.

Hoodoo 28.08.2026 1:12:10 ↓

Like I said awhile back.

Cuntry Time Lemonade Flavor 15.08.2026 1:54:12 ↓

Someone heisted a whole bunch of my country records from my bedroom. From my bedroom? What the fuck! I'm the only one here too. Unless the dog is a skinwalker, there's some fucked up shit going on! What are you tripping on that makes you so entitled?! The cops don't care, my Mom thinks I'm tripping and my brother left the state. So I guess I am out my country records. What the fuck!?

Hostile Work Environment 14.08.2026 1:15:00 ↓

The culture and mission statement of all the places I have worked at throughout my lifetime.

Make It Great Again 08.08.2026 1:10:40 ↓

"Walk softly and carry a big stick." -Teddy Roosevelt No reason to kill me because you can't afford it anymore... "Go back to Africa?!" -Unknown to me

Splendid Isolation 07.08.2026 1:35:56 ↓

All alone in a world gone mad. Except for my dog. I guess it's A Boy And His Dog. Oof.

Rock And Roll Wizard 6 01.08.2026 1:17:03 ↓

We haven't heard from the rock and roll wizard in a minute.

Chicken And Dumplings 31.07.2026 1:23:54 ↓

Sheesh! What is it outside a million degrees!

Sardines In Mustard Sauce 25.07.2026 1:28:23 ↓

You win! Now go away.

Premium Quality Deviled Ham 24.07.2026 1:26:58 ↓

I was so fucking hot when I made this it was miserable. I'm not trippin' there's invaders in here. What do they want?

El Fudge 19.07.2026 1:20:57 ↓

This mixtape has very little to do with the Latino community besides the artwork. I was just listening to Manic Hispanic and thought about El Fudge.

I Can't Function If You Are Not In The Same Mood All The Time 18.07.2026 1:35:58 ↓

Because you are stupid and dead.