We Hate Movies

“Oh, they’re not doing re-shoots here…” - Andrew On this week’s episode, the 2026 Halloween Spooktacular is just getting warmed up as we break down one of our all-time slasher faves, Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives !   How hilarious is this cold open with Tommy Jarvis and Horshack from Welcome Back Kotter ? Is there another stunt in this franchise that comes close to the awesome RV flip in th...

[You are listening to an extended preview of our We ❤️ Movies episode on Scream (1996)! If you want access to the whole show, along with hours of exclusive bonus content you can't get anywhere else, click this link to sign up for our Patreon!] “This cheerleader is vicious!” - Andrew on that bathroom scene On this month’s We ❤️ Movies, our Halloween Spooktacular takes over as we’re covering one of...

On the fall premiere of On-Screen Live, we're breaking down a great number of films we caught at this year's New York Film Festival! The NYFF64 lineup is a great place to turn when clocking what good-to-great films are coming down the pike toward the end of this year, or into early next. On this episode, we're giving our thoughts on films like James Gray's masterful, '80s-set, New Yawk crime drama...

“I’ve seen this movie dozens of times” - Andrew On this week’s episode, we’re kicking off the 2026 Halloween Spooktacular in grand fashion as we go long on Peter Jackson’s super-fun, paranormal comedy, The Frighteners ! Should they have tried to nail down a set of ghost rules for our spooky characters? Couldn’t Universal have waited and released this banger in October, instead of the summer, espec...

“Unfortunately, they forgot to make this a movie…” - Eric On this week’s show, we’re chatting about the total misfire that is Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li ! Holy smokes, what were they thinking here? What in the world with this narration? Why was the late, great Michael Clarke Duncan the only actor who understood the assignment here? Was the Chris Klein performance one of the inspirations...

“They’re making sure you got every dumb detail of that first movie” - Andrew on the opening flashback On this week’s show, we’re chatting about the second entry in the massively successful sci-fi horror franchise, Resident Evil: Apocalypse !   How janky is the CGI on those Licker monsters in the church? How hard is it to say ‘Raccoon City’ with a straight face? Shouldn’t the Raccoon City News be h...

“I do have to imagine life with good, old Dan Challis… was a nightmare.” - Chris On this week’s episode, we’re heading back to Santa Mira to chat about a cult classic par excellence, one of the most misunderstood, under-watched horror sequels of all time, Halloween III: Season of the Witch ! Is the public opinion on this movie one of the biggest 180s in horror history? How incredible is Tom Atkins...

Recorded Live at the Den Theatre in Chicago, IL, 22 March, 2026 “Way too much oral stuff in this movie!” - Eric On this week’s WHM Live episode, it’s our raucous show from Chicago where we were talking a blue streak about the beloved Tom Hanks comedy, Big !   How eerie is the third act of this movie? Shouldn’t Susan have been a bit more creeped out by Josh’s apartment? Is there a more terrifying s...

You're listening to an extended preview of our September WLM on The Guest! To access the full, commercial-free show, click through to our Patreon and sign up now! “I love this sad sack shit” - Eric on the father in this movie On the first We ❤️ Movies episode of season 17, we’re chatting about a total all-timer cult classic, Adam Wingard’s The Guest ! Is this the single best Dan Stevens performanc...

“I always wanted to see a cop car crash because of this movie!” - Eric on Midnight Run On this very special episode of WHM, which also happens to be the Season 17 premiere(!), we’re so stoked to be chatting with John Francis Daley and Jonathan Goldstein, the writing/directing duo behind hilarious films like Game Night and Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves ,  about their new action-packed...

Recorded Live at the Varsity Theater in Minneapolis, MN, 20 March, 2026 “This show is rated PG-45…” - Steve on our live show content On this Summer Live episode, it’s our rowdy show from the great city of Minneapolis, Minnesota, where we were touring in March of this year, chatting about the beefy, early-Arnold epic, Conan the Barbarian !   How incredible is James Earl Jones’ wig in this movie? Wh...

Recorded Live at the Hollywood Improv in Los Angeles, CA, 22 February, 2026 “Travolta just chops him in the neck!” - Steve on Bob Gunton’s character’s demise On this week’s Summer Live episode, we’re releasing our Broken Arrow show from earlier this year, recorded in our favorite room to play on tour, the world-famous Hollywood Improv! We were there playing to a packed house to chat about this nea...

Recorded Live at the Bell House in Brooklyn, NY, 6 December, 2025 “These domes are too cheap to colonize Mars!” - Steve On this Summer Live episode, it’s our 15th Anniversary Show from the Bell House where we were in rare form chatting about the Arnold sci-fi classic, Total Recall ! How hilarious is Arnold as this vague construction guy? Was this movie the Ground Zero for that Arnold Soundboard cr...

You are listening to an extended preview clip of our We ❤️ Movies  episode on Pulp Fiction—  to access the full show, click through here to sign up for our Patreon! “I saw [this movie] at 11 years old, opening weekend” - Eric On this edition of We ❤️ Movies, we’re chatting about one of the landscape-shifting indie films of the 1990’s, Quentin Tarantino’s Pulp Fiction !   How incredible is this sou...

Recorded Live in Oxford, England, 20 July, 2025   “He gets the crown put on his head, the Hobbits are there, it’s an amazing time” - Eric on Ralph’s Coronation On our first Summer Live episode of the season, we’re releasing our outrageous show from closing night of last year’s residency at the Oxford Comedy Festival!   This show was an incredible end to a super-fun run of six shows we had at the f...

On the summer finale of On-Screen Live, we're reviewing Christopher Nolan's latest cinematic epic, The Odyssey, along with a review of the newest entry in a franchise that maybe shouldn't have been resurrected, Evil Dead Burn ! We also welcomed on Adam Meeks and Sean Weiner from the new film, Union County, for a special edition of Trailer Segment where we watched the new trailer for their film and...

“This felt like a season of a television show” - Steve On the season sixteen finale of WHM, we’re bringing the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza to a close with a talk about the kinda-good/kinda-not Homecoming follow-up, Spider-Man: Far From Home !   How boring are these Elemental villains? Did they really need to do the European Vacation trope? Should they have instead taken the story to Hollywood...

“Somebody pressed the More Stifler button too many times” - Steve On the penultimate episode of the 2026 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza, we’re going back for another serving of defiled dessert as we attempt to break down the sex-crazed sequel, American Wedding !   Why couldn’t the script bother to tell us what happened to the missing friends in the cast? And if folks are missing, why not give the...

Originally recorded 20 July, 2025 in Oxford, England, UK On this very special surprise episode, we're opening up the WHM Vault to release another recording from last year's residency at the Oxford Comedy Festival. For that show, we covered the infamous Star Trek: The Next Generation episode, "Sub Rosa," where, yes, Dr. Crusher repeatedly has sex with a ghost (kind of)! We've also got the Enterpris...

It's the July 2026 WHM Mail Bag, so let's open that bad boy up! On this edition of WHMMB, we're reading letters about a disastrous Friendsgiving blackout, a guy who saw a real life MELR0210 Sex Mom in the wild, someone who was broken up with after seeing Robocop (2014) in theaters, a guy who let his friend sell his own home instead of admitting he crapped on his lawn, a porno flick accidentally be...

“Two hours and twelve minutes? You sunk my afternoon!” - Andrew On this week’s episode, the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza is on a one-way train to Stupid City as we welcome in Junkfood Cinema’s Brian Salisbury to help us try to make sense of the abhorrent board game adaptation, Battleship !   Why is it a full thirty minutes before you’re showing us aliens? Did the Halo creators have a suit with...

You are currently listening to an extended preview of our We ❤️ Movies episode on Spider-Man 2 (2004). If you want to catch the whole conversation, click through here and sign up for our Patreon! “Folks, we’re gonna talk about the pizza here for a while…” - Eric On this month’s We ❤️ Movies, the 2026 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza has us chatting about one of the best comic book movies of all tim...

This episode was originally released as an episode of our Star Trek re-cap show, The Nexus on December 29, 2020  “I love how he says ‘Black Hole’ in this movie” - Eric on Elder Spock On this special WHM Vault Unlock, we’re adding some Star Trek to the 2026 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza with a lengthy discussion about the better-than-we-remembered 2009 reboot, Star Trek. Were the lens flares real...

On this edition of On-Screen Live, we're reviewing the next chapter in James Gunn's DC Universe, Supergirl, the final entry in the Jackass film legacy, Jackass: Best and Last, the fifth outing with our toy friends from the '90s in Toy Story 5, and the dreadful slop that is Citizen Vigilante ! PLUS: A quick round-up of three recent-ish true crime titles! Come hang out in Vegas with us this summer a...

“This divorce has less than two hours to live!” - Andrew on the script repairing DJ’s broken home On this episode, we’re chatting about the Dwayne Johnson/Paul Giamatti disaster joint, San Andreas ! Is this outrageous geological event possible? Should DJ’s character take that helicopter for personal use? Does this film have one of the highest on-screen NPC death counts of any non-alien disaster fi...