Wake and Blake

Oh you think you know what “should” and “should not” be happening? You know better than…the Universe??? Accept & embrace the Miracle of life in this moment. Life is what it is, it is not what you think it “should” be. The Cosmos have a much greater plan than any of us ;)

Telling my story about Nick Roche, an Austin comic that just passed away. Life is precious, everything is uncertain. You are not entitled to your next breath. Enjoy the souls around you, even if they're idiots. We're all idiots ;)

So enjoy this one ;) Life is wild. What is breath? What a fascinating always-present anchor to conscious experience. I also chat climate change, Greta Thunberg, and a bit about my boy Hitler.

Sober of alcohol, surrendering to the Miracle, still can't stop talking about cum ;)

Sat down in Hawaii with my friend and standup Zak Hadjali. We chat about his wild family history, having a half Irish/half Arab identity, serving in the US military, comedy, women and purchasing children. Follow him on Instagram @zakhadjali

What's up bitch. Talking about the best molesters, Chinese cuisine, dumb beliefs, Omicron surge, Don't Look Up and Twenty Somethings Austin.

Keeping it nice and light chatting January 6th, Caitlyn Jenner, the metaverse, abortion, Anne Frank and how your mom loves creampies.

Hiiii ;) This ep includes Epstein/Ghislaine, Biden/Kamala, Mayor Pete, Kevin Hart/Nazis, "toxic positivity" and our relationship to suffering and personal responsibility. Have a beautiful day and buck up pussy - your life is amazing.