To Hell with this Podcast

Oops, all Vampires! 🧛🏻‍♂️ This episode really sucks! First the gang pry open the crypt of George Romero’s creepy little home invader Martin (1976). Then it’s the Bill Paxton western-style neo-noir horror Near Dark (1987) and finally horror host Roddy McDowall premiere’s his spooooky Fright Night (1985)! Also! Where's that Jon Bon Jovi vampire movie? There's not enough sexy saxophone play...

On today’s episode it’s serial killers, pimps and underage hookers!  The gang “gets into it” with the one of the many Ted Bundy biopics, this time it’s the 2002 film by Matthew Bright. Then they rock out to the killer vocals of Wings Hauser as Ramrod with Vice Squad (1982). And finally they hit the mean streets of Hollywood Boulevard in Angel (1984). Also! Everybody’s cute in Tom’s world! Who'...

Episode 6 - Cocaine Bear, The Amityville Horror, Sorority House Massacre **Now with enhanced sounds!** Dave and Tom start off with the new release Cocaine Bear, directed by Massachusetts native Elizabeth Banks! Then the 1979 haunted house classic The Amityville Horror . And finally the 80s boob-fest slasher and female directed Sorority House Massacre . Also... Some heated discussion on remakes! Da...

On today’s episode the gang throw on the new Vinegar Syndrome disc Freeway , a 1996 Reese Witherspoon sleaze-fest. Next up is the 1980 Harry Reems rape / revenge film Demented , which Tom gives a rating of 5 bulges. Finally they tear into the most recent M. Night Shyamalan flick Knock at the Cabin . Also! Tom gets labiaplasty of the eyes and enjoys seeing a boom mic or two in the shot. Why did kil...

In this episode: Tom only wants to order one thing off The Menu ! The gang clash over the talky Death Proof . And discussion of Fade to Black leads Dave to admit his favorite movie and Tom cannot believe his ears. Also! Tom refuses to open his blu-rays! The state of physical media! Tom gets “ready” for Dracula Sucks ! Vinegar Syndrome vs Scream Factory. John Holmes never got hard? The word “Salaci...

It's a Mia Goth extravaganza! With so much Mia Goth going around, the boys dedicate a whole episode to her. 3 Films including X , Pearl and Infinity Pool . Also! Tom has an epiphany when he realizes he loves "paycheck movies". Bill Murray gets handsy. More time is dedicated to Jenny Ortega's agent than on any other podcast. Bella Thorne becomes Thora Birch. Tom unleashes his wrat...

Tom and Dave turn on their dirty little cable boxes to do a deep dive into Linda Blair! First the gang clash over Roller Boogie (1979), which for Tom defines his adolescence and according to Dave is a movie about... roller skating. Then they watch the brutal rape and revenge flick Savage Streets (1984) where LB lets the world know she's not the little exorcist girl anymore, and finally they di...

In this episode Tom and Dave disagree on the value of One Dark Night and how you have to be a 50 year old man who misses Cinemax to enjoy it. They also discuss the creepiness of M3gan and wonder if she is a "real doll". Finally in a clash for the ages, Tom and Dave almost come to blows over Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 . Tom thinks there's too much DJ booth while Dave claims it as the g...