This Aquarian Life

Hello from the evolved fleshy blobs our parents thought best to name us as Joanna and Andrea. We get existential again and justify it as Chiron and the North Node transiting Aries for everyone. Also discuss identity, talking, dreams, puzzles not problems.  Honorable Mentions: 💎 Solstice Crystal Gridding Workshop Replay 👏🏽 Amy Piper Tapping for Truth 🧚🏽 Pea the Feary 🇪🇸 Join Joanna for Sunligh...

We are hosting a workshop! Crystal Gridding for the Summer Solstice Season and beyond: Thursday, June 27, 2024. Sign up to join live or replay .  We also review Solstice, Cancer season, summer nostalgia, the Part of Fortune and tracker apps. It’s 10:00pm do you know where your kids are? 💎 Set Your Crystal Grid Workshop with Joanna and Andrea 🔮 Rock Identifier App 🎧 Your Consciousness Comes from...

We begin on the topic of readings, and psychics, and then somehow get on the topic of After School Specials and the dangers of PCP as dramatized by the teenaged and future Oscar Winner Helen Hunt. While Andrea was advised never to use an Ouija board, Joanna had some good times in summer boarding school with the child ghost of Exeter. All to say, we live in a multiverse with many access points. Nob...

Is there a snake in your house? Then you’re fine. Animal spirits, messages from beyond and Andrea would like Bashar to turn the volume down on the hum please. Joanna is back from other countries and reunions and it’s also all fine. You’re fine. The funniest part is that we even wondered what we would talk about when there’s a planetary pile up in Gemini and all anyone does is talk. Please sip and...

Joanna and Andrea bend international time zones and meet somewhat within the construct of Time and Space to check in after a whopper Sag Full Moon. Joanna takes us through the astrological themes and gifts of the present moment and the acceleration available. Andrea wonders why no one ever told her how beneficial it was to meditate at 4:30 am and recalls, oh wait, everyone did tell her that - for...

Joanna and Andrea reconvene on the airwaves in a valiant attempt to organize their thoughts and wisdom following their adventures throughout Los Angeles and the Eastern Sierras over the last week. Topics floated: the Aura and its importance for creating the life we want, the frequency and energy of having options, projectors, and mani gen’s making movies and building empires, and when to relax and...

…unless do you think Joanna or Andrea could get hired there? With Taurus season in full swing we discuss the invitation to discover talents and resources that may have lain dormant til now, ready to blossom and announce to the world as an LLC. “Don’t Quit Your Day Job” is advice often handed down when we discover new worlds and lifestyles that aren’t anything like the lives and routines we’ve esta...

Joanna and Andrea (and maybe you too) continue to ride the release wave of the Scorpio Full Moon, handing out pink slips to guides and ghoulies and actual literal scorpions that have completed their contracts and are free to roam the quantum country. Godspeed. Joanna offers an impromptu book club of the book “Breath” by James Nestor and Andrea offers a tour of her rattletrap brain attic, with a se...

…as we forgot Chiron in all of this. While thoroughly enjoying the post-op - that is - post-eclipse rehabilitation and assimilation, we love a good pause for a teaching moment. Right on time, Joanna HAPPENED to come across a list of 5 Forgivenesses for the Aquarian Age to soften some of the wound work a lot of us seem to be savoring. Andrea just can’t get the Don Henley song out of her head. “Cuz...

Stirring the pot on all things post eclipse. Some people left with their lawn chairs and space glasses, Andrea and Joanna did a bunch of yoga, timeline hops, past life regressions and hair appointments. As one would. And rather than dwell on the WHY do we all have headaches, maybe just pop some ibuprofen and get on with the next thing. (But yes, human bodies really are weird and mysterious to come...

Where we actually get really existential and perhaps, vulnerable, but don’t worry - lots of talk about movies and playlists. Luckily there are movies for a good cry during the eclipse (like “Ice Castles”) as well as scare you straight cautionary tales about how NOT to do an eclipse (like “The Watcher in the Woods”). And boy, are you having a good day if you’re a fan of Lynn Holly Johnson who stars...

Principles operate through the 3D, are constant and unchanging - like mantra and crystals. This earthly experience is phenomenal and committed to Natural Law. Cycles cycle, principles always are. Also guess what! “You’re Good Enough.” Find the featured crystals for the Equinox & Eclipses @thecrystalsituation Also check out Andrea's websites: thecrystalsituation.com theliminalandmineral.com Con...

Welcome to the Eclipse, we are not your guides. Eclipse Blips Bleeps Bloopers and Blake Edwards. Maybe you have terrible friends, maybe you shouldn’t drink tequila? Write it all down and try restarting your consciousness...  Find the featured crystals for the Equinox & Eclipses @thecrystalsituation Also check out Andrea's websites: thecrystalsituation.com theliminalandmineral.com Contact: cura...

Our first breaking news episode as we process (so Virgo) the news of Princess Kate’s diagnosis, which actually GRACEfully segues into what we planned to talk about: Aries, Equinox and the upcoming eclipses. And crystals. And peanut butter.   Featured crystals for the Equinox & Eclipses @thecrystalsituation Also check out Andrea's websites: thecrystalsituation.com theliminalandmineral.com Conta...

Remember the other person is you. Also, the director, actor, screenwriter, and audience member = you. And sometimes the best possible timeline available is running for chocolate at 9pm. Nobody cares but you. Yes, You again.   Featured crystals for the Equinox @thecrystalsituation Also check out Andrea's websites: thecrystalsituation.com theliminalandmineral.com Want to know how this Equinox is imp...

If Fetch isn’t happening, take it off the table. If no one’s biting on the crystal, move onto one of the million other ones. Eclipses bring change - and many times (good!) things show up not at all how we expected. We can be quick to say “This isn’t what I want!” when really maybe a more accurate response is “This isn’t what I expected.” But! And! What if…it’s better than you could have ever imagi...

Andrea and Joanna discuss all things Pisces and not all the things but it is kind of all the things because Pisces is the All of totality unified. Also writing intentions, the Grandaddy Power Period, the Artists Way and much more. But you probably already know all that since we’re all psychic. See what's featured for Pisces season at The Crystal Situation: @thecrystalsituation Also check out Andre...

Andrea barely landed home from the Tucson Gem show before taking a hard left into the Gene Keys . How can we continue to elevate in higher consciousness while reconciling the 3D? Compassion is the key.  Find out what crystals Andrea actually found at the Tucson Gem Show on Instagram: @thecrystalsituation Also check out her websites: thecrystalsituation.com theliminalandmineral.com Joanna Pitt - As...

Joanna and Andrea explore the themes of the 11th sign of the Zodiac, Aquarius. From authenticity and innovation to tech and information, the future is upon us and ready for its upgrade. Get ready to make waves and give more of yourself for the greater good. Follow Andrea Wright and check out her online shop:  @thecrystalsituation http://www.thecrystalsituation.com http://www.theliminalandmineral.c...

We keep saying Time isn’t real and yet…it feels real. And not. And reality feels real, but is it the same reality from yesterday? Can we hop a timeline if we aren’t even clear about which one we’re currently on? Meanwhile Pluto, the planet of transformation is on the move and taking us all along for the ride.

Meet Andrea and Joanna. How did we get here? Priority shifts, shedding expectations, and letting it all go in favor of the long road toward authenticity and the deeper truths of existence. Hear how we found ourselves as new agers, meditators, yogis, spiritualists and timeline jumpers.