This Aquarian Life

There is CERNtainly a lot of astrology kicking into high gear this summer and Joanna breaks it down for all of us to understand a little better. We also discuss Disclosure Day - mainly to admit we haven’t seen it yet - and we welcome Jupiter into Leo after that wet blanket of a Cancer year. We are also excited to blame everything bad on CERN whether it’s running the Hadron Collider or not because...

We didn’t mean to leave you hanging since our last podcast in December 2024.  And it turns out no one really missed much - 2025 wasn’t exactly a year many of us would care to remember. And! It had its moments.  Really through, we just thought it might be nice to start recording our conversations again.  In this episode while we talk the usual astrology, crystals, Gene Keys and yoga talk, we of cou...

If we have learned anything in this life of Truth or Consequences, it’s that even the most Careless Whisper is getting recorded on some distant (or not so distant) star in space - or in a memory file - or deep in a subconscious junk mail box clogging up a chakra that’s basically going to show itself in every day life.  So that’s fun, right? And that’s not to say we should all be paranoid that ever...

“You are not required to enter the neurotic patterns of anybody…including your own” Guru Jagat (we would add content, election coverage, fiction, non fiction, propaganda, social media…) “We are born to create, so when we create we are happy, and then we treat each other better. That in and of itself is revolutionary.” Guru Jagat “Don’t look around for the leader in your life - it is you.” Guru Jag...

Hello and good day from our “interstitial” episode - not directly related to the TMZ feature that actually ISN’T showing up on anyone’s “HBO recommends” watchlists - and we do still have things to say about hashtag Guru Jagat and hashtag cult life…Hashtag whatever gets us more attention and ratings! (Hashtag “I was the cafeteria worker for a cult” Hashtag “I was ogled by a politician” Hashtag what...

The veil is thin and so are the storylines as we meet on All Hallows Eve to discuss the second installment of fan fiction and literal magazine television. Origin stories, imposter syndrome, sexdrugsandrocknroll, folk wisdom, sound bites, and a guided meditation made to look really, really weird and sinister with red lighting and dramatizations of women in white veils shrieking up at the sky. We ge...

We take a few beats and discuss the E! True Hollywood story of our yoga teacher now deceased, and actually at rest in Hollywood Forever Cemetery - so technically it’s all on brand (isn’t THAT something to think about as we approach Samhain and Day of the Dead.)  As ever we step back and have a conversation respecting multiple perspectives - trying to anyway - on a shared experience that produced V...

Pluto is direct and everyone is in its path. What does not kill you, cover you with sand, wipe out your property, blow up relationships, bring you to your knees and then kick out the scaffolding underneath you…doesn’t kill you. Congratulations! You’re still alive! Game on! Everyone is going through it - really. Truly. Everyone. Understand with Compassion or you Mis-Understand the times. And if you...

As we volley such topics as victim/villain/hero (the new animal, vegetable, mineral?), stability, balance, the 55th Gene Key and so much more, we acknowledge we are mere drops in the ocean of a collective besieged by war, hurricanes, fires, and an election cycle. But we’re trying to be good drops, healthy drops, since the part is in the whole and we’d like to bring good dishes to the potluck. All...

We contemplate frequency, creative acts and downloads, the “perfect” setting for meeting the Muse and engaging with flow (pssst - everywhere is perfect when the Muse shows up) Astrocartography and the new Taschen book just released, “Sacred Sites.” 🧬🧬 Gene Keys Live Stream September 28-29   Andrea Wright, Crystal Curator 💎 @thecrystalsituation thecrystalsituation.com theliminalandmineral.com Th...

There’s so much going on in the skies and the world…is it no wonder we seek refuge in tennis documentaries and the Gospel of Gilmore Girls. Lean into the gifts and the shifts of these cycles as we move from Summer to Fall in the Northern Hem - and for all of us we get balance with Equinox, and free psychic surgery with the eclipses. It was a murkier retrograde we just exited (Andrea’s been dying t...

In the final waning hours of Leo Season we get right down to it and talk about FOMO, how it plays in life, decision making, and reviewing those decisions. Fear sells itself, so buyer beware. But fun sells itself too, so the question is - what do you want to have the bigger experience of. ♍️ Virgo Season Astrology + Crystal Grid custom reading & report with Joanna and Andrea. Book it Here. •••...

Joanna and Andrea regroup on the podwaves after dropping off their energetic recycling in Paris and Boston respectively.  The question always remains - how long can the junk drawer stay empty and/or can we just fill it with not-junk thoughts, patterns like self-trust, self-acceptance, inspired action, and calculated risk/opportunity. Also, if your inner child calls, maybe just assure them there’s...

We remember our friend, teacher, and mentor Guru Jagat, who passed away three years ago on August 1, 2021 at age 41.  Andrea Wright, Crystal Curator 💎 @thecrystalsituation thecrystalsituation.com theliminalandmineral.com The Book of Andrea Substack Contact: curate@thecrystalsituation.com Joanna Pitt 💫 1:1 Astrology Consultations, Mentorship, Yoga & Meditation, Retreats and More twinfawnsastr...

The re-views are in for this week’s Theatre of the Absurd and we are still chewing on our Twizzlers (or Red Vines for you west coasters), wondering do we stay in our seats and make this a double feature? The planets have the left the building and we are left with our babysitter the VCR, and Uranus answering the phones. Nobody cares about you more than your own higher self, so maybe turn off the TV...

In case you’re wondering why the excessive length of this particular episode - we can only say that when the intention of discussing a solar return birth chart is preceded by a swift deep dive into the 80’s, Gen X, the Brat Pack ET CETERA…you get a very lively double helix strand of conversation that truly stretches into infinity.  A CHALLAH if you will. An endless summer challah. We could’ve name...

Happy Cancer New Moon from your mistresses of mirth, intention setting, emotional narratives and a friendly reminder to never give anyone the keys to your unhappiness. If the feels get a little too feelsy and the thoughts springing out of them create a drama you are not interested in playing in - there are tricks to get out of that. At the very least, here in the Northern Hemisphere, it’s summer....

Hello from the evolved fleshy blobs our parents thought best to name us as Joanna and Andrea. We get existential again and justify it as Chiron and the North Node transiting Aries for everyone. Also discuss identity, talking, dreams, puzzles not problems.  Honorable Mentions: 💎 Solstice Crystal Gridding Workshop Replay 👏🏽 Amy Piper Tapping for Truth 🧚🏽 Pea the Feary 🇪🇸 Join Joanna for Sunligh...

We are hosting a workshop! Crystal Gridding for the Summer Solstice Season and beyond: Thursday, June 27, 2024. Sign up to join live or replay .  We also review Solstice, Cancer season, summer nostalgia, the Part of Fortune and tracker apps. It’s 10:00pm do you know where your kids are? 💎 Set Your Crystal Grid Workshop with Joanna and Andrea 🔮 Rock Identifier App 🎧 Your Consciousness Comes from...

We begin on the topic of readings, and psychics, and then somehow get on the topic of After School Specials and the dangers of PCP as dramatized by the teenaged and future Oscar Winner Helen Hunt. While Andrea was advised never to use an Ouija board, Joanna had some good times in summer boarding school with the child ghost of Exeter. All to say, we live in a multiverse with many access points. Nob...

Is there a snake in your house? Then you’re fine. Animal spirits, messages from beyond and Andrea would like Bashar to turn the volume down on the hum please. Joanna is back from other countries and reunions and it’s also all fine. You’re fine. The funniest part is that we even wondered what we would talk about when there’s a planetary pile up in Gemini and all anyone does is talk. Please sip and...

Joanna and Andrea bend international time zones and meet somewhat within the construct of Time and Space to check in after a whopper Sag Full Moon. Joanna takes us through the astrological themes and gifts of the present moment and the acceleration available. Andrea wonders why no one ever told her how beneficial it was to meditate at 4:30 am and recalls, oh wait, everyone did tell her that - for...

Joanna and Andrea reconvene on the airwaves in a valiant attempt to organize their thoughts and wisdom following their adventures throughout Los Angeles and the Eastern Sierras over the last week. Topics floated: the Aura and its importance for creating the life we want, the frequency and energy of having options, projectors, and mani gen’s making movies and building empires, and when to relax and...

…unless do you think Joanna or Andrea could get hired there? With Taurus season in full swing we discuss the invitation to discover talents and resources that may have lain dormant til now, ready to blossom and announce to the world as an LLC. “Don’t Quit Your Day Job” is advice often handed down when we discover new worlds and lifestyles that aren’t anything like the lives and routines we’ve esta...

Joanna and Andrea (and maybe you too) continue to ride the release wave of the Scorpio Full Moon, handing out pink slips to guides and ghoulies and actual literal scorpions that have completed their contracts and are free to roam the quantum country. Godspeed. Joanna offers an impromptu book club of the book “Breath” by James Nestor and Andrea offers a tour of her rattletrap brain attic, with a se...