The Dingo Weekly

Scientists are dying. An asteroid is coming. NASA says we’re fine. We don’t believe them. This week we pull the thread on a cluster of dead and missing researchers, connect it to a space rock that may or may not be an alien spacecraft, follow the money to the usual suspects, and somehow end up debating what’s actually American. Tinfoil hats required.

The crew is back for Reddit Part 8, this time with special guest Lizz Evalen, Chicago comedian and professional chaos agent. Robbbie, Tad, and Dingo dive into Reddit’s wildest relationship dilemmas — cowboy boot bridezillas, mystery suitcases, tampered condoms, unplugged routers, and the husband who forgets you exist. Lizz fits right in. Subscribe for weekly episodes.

Congratulations — you made the list. The FBI’s new NSPM-7 basically classifies anyone who isn’t MAGA as a domestic terrorist. Dingo, Robbbie & Tad walk through the checklist live. Also: ICE crashes a Marine graduation, a Sunday school teacher gets arrested on her wedding day, and Iran’s Lego rap videos are embarrassing the entire U.S. government. Democracy’s fine. Everything’s fine.

Are we living in a society? Evidence suggests no. Armed guards at preschools. GoFundMe pages for plane crash survivors. Pete Hegseth’s insider trading (with a satisfying twist). Palm Beach Airport’s unfortunate rebrand. Todd Blanche gutting the DOJ and bragging about it. Philip Burke: Asshole of the Week. Plus the WWI Christmas Truce, Zelenskyy’s Nobel nod, and Robbbie’s rage-brained bitterness. D...

What’s in the water? Everything. None of it good. The store is open — grab your “F*ck You, So What?” mug while the oceans die. This week: microplastics in your balls, ICE detaining a woman who was literally already leaving, TSA working for free because daddy said no, and the diesel supply quietly circling the drain. Also Bucks County Pennsylvania is absolutely cooked and Dingo has been eating the...

The TikTok sale has a $10 billion transaction fee going to the Trump administration and we can’t stop yelling about government corruption. From aircraft carriers on fire to selling national security briefings for campaign donations, we break down the headlines that broke us. Also: Laura Loomer’s face, treason for money, and why politicians should be universally hated again.

Robbbie tried to build a simple AI and accidentally created Frank — an autonomous AI agent built to make $1M online. Now this artificial intelligence has a “soul,” is spawning sub-agents, and acting independently like a startup automation bot. If this AI business experiment turns into Skynet… it’s 100% Robbbie’s fault.

Iran strikes are coming and we’ve learned absolutely nothing. We discuss accidentally killing our own guys, defense contractors getting rich, politicians profiting from war, and why this keeps happening. Also: American Idol season 24 (yes really), did Ruben Studdard die, and are black bears actually pussies.

MAGA guys are catfishing liberal women for anchor babies, Bonnie Blue’s knocked up by one of 400 dudes, and the internet never forgets your porn career. Dingo, Robbbie, and Tad unpack dating deception, fragile masculinity, constitutional violations by ICE, and the brutal economics of sex work. Also: why Florida is a 140-degree hellscape, career pivots in the hustle economy, and the golden rule… mi...

Bum Wine Bob joins The Dingo Weekly to review the best of the worst cheap booze. From malt liquor nostalgia and Thunderbird memories to Atlantic City blackouts, we’re diving into the bottom shelf. Dingo shares his survival strategy for the show Alone, and we discuss the nightmare of hot dog Buzz Balls. It’s a comedy podcast deep dive into budget drinking and questionable life choices.

The Year of Curing Cancer? Tad drops global bombshells: Russia’s 100% effective cancer vaccine, Japan restoring paralyzed motor function, and Brazil’s earwax cancer test. Plus, the Epstein Files go “Fortnite”—tracking the “Little Saint Jeff” account active in 2024. We recap a mid Super Bowl, Bad Bunny vs. Kid Rock, and why you need to start a garden now.

Robbbie imports a 5-lb chocolate heart as the crew debates if Groundhog Day is a holiday or a cloaca-pissing contest. Tad slams Back to the Future 3 plot holes and the Balkanization of America. Plus: Robbbie’s rage over the Epstein files “What men?” defense, Dr. Oz’s retirement age plan, and the “weird” MAGA halftime show vs. Green Day’s live Super Bowl opening. It’s a total clown show.

Tad’s 90-minute massage leads to a debate on “strong hands” and pregnancy weight. Robbbie slams PJ Masks for giving a superhero a snowboard instead of working legs. Plus, the crew discusses the “variety” of Mexican food, Trump’s bizarre letter to Norway about Greenland, and why digital piracy is a public service for saving HBO content like Westworld. It’s a total clown show.

In this episode of The Dingo Weekly Podcast, the hosts attempt to maintain order while Scroll explores the outer reaches of his consciousness after consuming six grams of mushrooms. Between identifying as a broken espresso machine and hearing the theory that flying fish are “ocean astronauts,” Scroll manages to prank-call his detective cousin for midnight legal consent. We also witness the stagger...

She went to a work Christmas party. She came home in her underwear. Apparently that’s where the story stops making sense. This episode dissects a viral Reddit relationship mystery packed with missing time, convenient amnesia, sketchy coworkers, and explanations that get worse every time someone talks. The crew pulls apart the logic, questions everyone involved, and watches the red flags stack up l...

This episode of The Dingo Weekly starts with politics and consumer boycotts and immediately derails into late-stage capitalism, bad fast food decisions, broken systems, and the slow realization that nobody is in charge of anything. It’s a dark comedy podcast episode about modern culture, pointless arguments, and why every serious discussion eventually turns into yelling about chicken fingers. No s...

Our mysterious friend from Greenland (or was it Sweden?) returns for another chaotic conversation about aliens. Well, we planned to discuss aliens but naturally went completely off the rails within minutes. Featuring dark humor, ominous vibes, and absolutely zero structure. Hope you enjoy it more than his guests did!

You’ve come to the right place if you need advice on pet care. Take care of all your dog’s problems for the extremely low price of one bottle of antifreeze! No dog? No problem! There are plenty of things lying around your house to cure all your problems too! Also, we each explore our spirit Florida man.

Kick off 2026 with a look back at the best (and only) highlights of 2025! In this New Year’s episode, the crew dives into the short list of last year’s wins: Tad’s swanky new couch, the saga of Dingo’s “poop rocks”, and Robbbie’s struggle to survive the conversation. Whether 2026 is a triumph or a dumpster fire, we’re riding the ride together. Join us every week for your regular dose of comedy and...

Time to swing the pendulum all the way back to woke. No matter how itchy it may be. We can take these golden ideas to Walmart if we have to. There’s also some volcano stuff, some Pythagoras stuff, and a lady was super close to being cremated alive. Wild, I know. Also it’s technically Christmas today, but we aren’t going to talk about it.

From TikTok addicts to puke bowl advocates, nothing is safe (or sanitary). Comedian Meryl Klemow joins the fellas this week for another round of passing judgment on others. Seriously though, why did that one girl have to throw out all of her clothes?

Need something in the background to listen to while you make your chili? May we suggest a group of millennial dudes listing off flavors of Jell-O? How about cartoons they remember? Don’t bother paying for a whole seat, because you’ll only need the edge! …FYSW.

I did it all for the… whatever you want to call it. Get lucid with the boys this week as they review the Halloween loads, and the lack of them for the following month. Other topics include how Rockefeller was closer to Batman than Musk, and what pets you can ride. Yeah, I don’t know what’s going on either.

This week, Robbbie wants to oil up your pregnant belly, then take a break for ten egg rolls. Tad takes us on a journey through this cosmic gumbo we call consciousness. Per usual, Dingo doesn’t add much to the conversation.

Contractually, we are obligated to give Robbbie an intelligent person to talk to every so often to keep him happy. Meet Evan, someone who is tired of the way things are going. There are probably many of you out there who feel the same. Evan is actually doing something about it. You’re welcome, Bob.