The Dingo Weekly

A political dark comedy podcast for people who are tired of the news but can’t stop watching it. This week: spotting biased journalism, the real numbers behind J6 pardons vs. election fraud claims, TikTok’s weird old-guy beef culture, David Goggins discourse, and a preschool cheese scandal that should not have happened. Government incompetence commentary, no filter, minimal impulse control. New ep...

The Dingo Daily News Network is officially open for business at thedingodaily.com. The boys cover the reflecting pool algae disaster, why the federal minimum wage should be $23 an hour, the leveraged asset tax loophole keeping billionaires untaxed, the world’s first trillionaire vs. Ebola testing supplies in Congo, tipping culture, and the Epstein trolley problem. F*** You, So What.

Robbbie’s live from Boca Raton while Trump ruins the NBA Finals at MSG. The boys cover Bill Pulte’s appointment as Director of National Intelligence, a Sandy Hook shooter game on Roblox rated for ages 9+, ICE raids gutting South Florida’s landscaping workforce, Iran war casualties the government won’t confirm, and grocery prices that are definitely not down. F*** You, So What.

Reddit Part 9 brings on new guest Michael Wenas for an Ask Gay Bros special during Pride Month. Grindr notification horror stories, the Trump administration’s plan to replace Pride Month with Veterans Month, funeral strippers in China, and OnlyFans star Bonnie Blue’s baby shower controversy. F*** You, So What.

Mr. Yeast takes over and honestly? He’s the worst. The boys cover the Knicks’ NBA Finals run, Tesla’s antisemitic conspiracy mode, Trump’s airport naming rights merch grift, a North Carolina bill that would legalize murdering women for using birth control, government spyware on federal employee phones, and more. Dark times. Go vote. Subscribe if you’re also just some guy screaming into the interne...

Diarrhea frequencies, the $1.776B Anti-Weaponization slush fund, Kash Patel snorkeling at Pearl Harbor, Congress insider trading on $174K salaries, Luigi Mangione’s gun evidence, the Epstein list’s most embarrassing entries, and whether a new pandemic would actually fix voter turnout. Brooklyn joins, and Dingo updates the soundboard he absolutely should not have.

Somehow “Tad reads Pokémon erotica” and “American democracy is functionally a suggestion” are the same episode. Also: Hantavirus PTSD is real, a World Cup nobody is coming to, and RFK has some thoughts on treatment involving raccoon penis. Everything sucks. Subscribe anyway.

Mexico launched universal healthcare. A cruise ship is stranded with hantavirus on board. Spirit Airlines is dead but the people want to buy it — Dingo has thoughts on the tail fin. The ROBE Act wants SCOTUS term limits. Data centers might be a front for elite bunkers. Trump talked about a reflecting pool for 10 minutes. Dingo shot a squirrel and then apologized to it in his yard. It’s a full one.

This week we’re joined by Rainos from Australia — and things get weird fast. We debate whether Americans can handle alien disclosure, establish the rules for interplanetary relations, and Tad shares his firsthand UFO encounter from 1998. Also his alien foot-scanning incident. Yes, really. Robbbie has a proposal for the current administration. Dingo does not care. The FBI is welcome to subscribe. N...

Scientists are dying. An asteroid is coming. NASA says we’re fine. We don’t believe them. This week we pull the thread on a cluster of dead and missing researchers, connect it to a space rock that may or may not be an alien spacecraft, follow the money to the usual suspects, and somehow end up debating what’s actually American. Tinfoil hats required.

The crew is back for Reddit Part 8, this time with special guest Lizz Evalen, Chicago comedian and professional chaos agent. Robbbie, Tad, and Dingo dive into Reddit’s wildest relationship dilemmas — cowboy boot bridezillas, mystery suitcases, tampered condoms, unplugged routers, and the husband who forgets you exist. Lizz fits right in. Subscribe for weekly episodes.

Congratulations — you made the list. The FBI’s new NSPM-7 basically classifies anyone who isn’t MAGA as a domestic terrorist. Dingo, Robbbie & Tad walk through the checklist live. Also: ICE crashes a Marine graduation, a Sunday school teacher gets arrested on her wedding day, and Iran’s Lego rap videos are embarrassing the entire U.S. government. Democracy’s fine. Everything’s fine.

Are we living in a society? Evidence suggests no. Armed guards at preschools. GoFundMe pages for plane crash survivors. Pete Hegseth’s insider trading (with a satisfying twist). Palm Beach Airport’s unfortunate rebrand. Todd Blanche gutting the DOJ and bragging about it. Philip Burke: Asshole of the Week. Plus the WWI Christmas Truce, Zelenskyy’s Nobel nod, and Robbbie’s rage-brained bitterness. D...

What’s in the water? Everything. None of it good. The store is open — grab your “F*ck You, So What?” mug while the oceans die. This week: microplastics in your balls, ICE detaining a woman who was literally already leaving, TSA working for free because daddy said no, and the diesel supply quietly circling the drain. Also Bucks County Pennsylvania is absolutely cooked and Dingo has been eating the...

The TikTok sale has a $10 billion transaction fee going to the Trump administration and we can’t stop yelling about government corruption. From aircraft carriers on fire to selling national security briefings for campaign donations, we break down the headlines that broke us. Also: Laura Loomer’s face, treason for money, and why politicians should be universally hated again.

Robbbie tried to build a simple AI and accidentally created Frank — an autonomous AI agent built to make $1M online. Now this artificial intelligence has a “soul,” is spawning sub-agents, and acting independently like a startup automation bot. If this AI business experiment turns into Skynet… it’s 100% Robbbie’s fault.

Iran strikes are coming and we’ve learned absolutely nothing. We discuss accidentally killing our own guys, defense contractors getting rich, politicians profiting from war, and why this keeps happening. Also: American Idol season 24 (yes really), did Ruben Studdard die, and are black bears actually pussies.

MAGA guys are catfishing liberal women for anchor babies, Bonnie Blue’s knocked up by one of 400 dudes, and the internet never forgets your porn career. Dingo, Robbbie, and Tad unpack dating deception, fragile masculinity, constitutional violations by ICE, and the brutal economics of sex work. Also: why Florida is a 140-degree hellscape, career pivots in the hustle economy, and the golden rule… mi...

Bum Wine Bob joins The Dingo Weekly to review the best of the worst cheap booze. From malt liquor nostalgia and Thunderbird memories to Atlantic City blackouts, we’re diving into the bottom shelf. Dingo shares his survival strategy for the show Alone, and we discuss the nightmare of hot dog Buzz Balls. It’s a comedy podcast deep dive into budget drinking and questionable life choices.

The Year of Curing Cancer? Tad drops global bombshells: Russia’s 100% effective cancer vaccine, Japan restoring paralyzed motor function, and Brazil’s earwax cancer test. Plus, the Epstein Files go “Fortnite”—tracking the “Little Saint Jeff” account active in 2024. We recap a mid Super Bowl, Bad Bunny vs. Kid Rock, and why you need to start a garden now.

Robbbie imports a 5-lb chocolate heart as the crew debates if Groundhog Day is a holiday or a cloaca-pissing contest. Tad slams Back to the Future 3 plot holes and the Balkanization of America. Plus: Robbbie’s rage over the Epstein files “What men?” defense, Dr. Oz’s retirement age plan, and the “weird” MAGA halftime show vs. Green Day’s live Super Bowl opening. It’s a total clown show.

Tad’s 90-minute massage leads to a debate on “strong hands” and pregnancy weight. Robbbie slams PJ Masks for giving a superhero a snowboard instead of working legs. Plus, the crew discusses the “variety” of Mexican food, Trump’s bizarre letter to Norway about Greenland, and why digital piracy is a public service for saving HBO content like Westworld. It’s a total clown show.

In this episode of The Dingo Weekly Podcast, the hosts attempt to maintain order while Scroll explores the outer reaches of his consciousness after consuming six grams of mushrooms. Between identifying as a broken espresso machine and hearing the theory that flying fish are “ocean astronauts,” Scroll manages to prank-call his detective cousin for midnight legal consent. We also witness the stagger...

She went to a work Christmas party. She came home in her underwear. Apparently that’s where the story stops making sense. This episode dissects a viral Reddit relationship mystery packed with missing time, convenient amnesia, sketchy coworkers, and explanations that get worse every time someone talks. The crew pulls apart the logic, questions everyone involved, and watches the red flags stack up l...

This episode of The Dingo Weekly starts with politics and consumer boycotts and immediately derails into late-stage capitalism, bad fast food decisions, broken systems, and the slow realization that nobody is in charge of anything. It’s a dark comedy podcast episode about modern culture, pointless arguments, and why every serious discussion eventually turns into yelling about chicken fingers. No s...