The Complete Guide to Everything

A video game store has been in the news lately, although not because of video games and not really because of the store either. This week, we're talking about GameStop, and Tom tries to explain the stock market with very limited success. We also solve a problem from a listener looking for love in all the wrong places. For full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon! Like the show...

The MCU is back baby, and now it’s in television form! This week we discuss the first two episodes of the first Disney+ Marvel TV show WandaVision. Also Tim and Tom discuss their new hobbies. Advertise on  The Complete Guide to Everything  via  Gumball.fm For full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon! Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. See...

We all know the famous phrase "new year, new problems" and 2021 is no exception. This week, in an effort to give back to our audience, we're solving listener problems, like a couple of Frasier Cranes. Advertise on  The Complete Guide to Everything  via  Gumball.fm For full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon! Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Ac...

This. Is. Jeopardy! The perennial favorite of Tim and geriatrics everywhere, this week we’re taking about the show and celebrating the life of the late Alex Trebek. Also Tom’s ticket streak ends and we have an unsponsored conversation about wiper blades. Sakara - They're offering our listeners 20% off their first order when they go to  sakara.com/guide  or enter code GUIDE at checkout. A...

It's cold outside (in a lot of places), so why not drink something warm? This week we're talking about all the hot bevs that all the cool kids love: coffee, cider, cocoa and the rest. Also, prepare yourself for a food revolution, as Tim unveils his signature sandwich. Advertise on  The Complete Guide to Everything  via  Gumball.fm For full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the...

Timstradomus and Nostrathomas return to give a glimpse of the upcoming year 2021 and what it will bring. Begin this podcast at 10:54:37 PM on December 31st to ring in the New Year with Tim & Tom precisely (-ish) at Midnight! New TCGTE Merch is now available at tcgte.com/merch Advertise on  The Complete Guide to Everything  via  Gumball.fm For full-length weekly bonus episodes ch...

It's the holiday season, so we're discussing the movie that everybody's talking about: the 1990 family film Home Alone. If you haven't seen it, go watch it because this probably won't make a lot of sense unless you've seen it. Also, it's a good movie so you should probably watch it anyway. Advertise on  The Complete Guide to Everything  via  Gumball.fm For full-length weekly bonus e...

It’s Cyberpunk 2077 week but that doesn’t mean we can’t start off by talking a little about the holidays and Tom’s adventure into Manhattan for the first time in 9 months. Also this week Tom explains the basic idea of video games to Tim. We’ve got new merch! Head over to tcgte.com/merch to grab yours today! BetterHelp - Get 10% off your first month by visiting our sponsor betterhelp.com/guide...

Are you looking to buy a holiday gift for a kid you know? Do you some help picking out the perfect toy for them? Well, you probably shouldn't be seeking the advice of two childless adult men in their 30s, but just in case, this week we're going over a list of the hottest toys in 2020, most of which are focused around bodily functions for some reason. Advertise on  The Complete Guide to Everyt...

We go virtual this week to discuss Black Friday’s high tech cousin, Cyber Monday. We also solve a listener problem concerning online criticism in this all cyber episode. Listen to School of Hustle , a podcast by GoDaddy on Apple Podcasts. Advertise on  The Complete Guide to Everything  via  Gumball.fm For full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon! Like the show?...

Just in time for Thanksgiving, we're talkin' pies: sweet pies, savory pies (which shouldn't really count) and everything in between. Stick around to the end to hear the shocking reveal of our favorite pies. Advertise on  The Complete Guide to Everything  via  Gumball.fm For full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon! Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted...

The fifth Playstation is here and guess who got one? Tom! Guess who doesn’t really care? Tim! But they talk about it anyway. Also Tom threatens to hire a guy to beat up Tim and they both solve a listener problem concerning tutoring for a woman with a criminal past. Listen to  Books: The Podcast  on  Patreon.com/completeguide Sakara - They're offering our listeners 20% off their firs...

It's been a stressful week in a really strange year, and we bet you're feeling pretty exhausted and confused. Well, lucky for you we can help! This week we're solving listener problems and while the advice we give might not be directly applicable to your life (it's actually pretty certain that it won't be), you still get to hear to modern-day philosophers at the top of their games deliver wise wor...

Halloween Month might be over, but that doesn’t mean we can’t talk about something spooky: Bones! Tom broke a finger this week in an extremely stupid way and as a result learned a lot about bones. To be honest, he probably learned more about them than most doctors. Also a frank discussion about cream cheese flavors. Listen to  Books: The Podcast  on  Patreon.com/completeguide Explor...

In the season finale of Halloween Month 2020, we tackle the scariest place there is. We do some deep research into Hell, what it's like, whether it's really as bad as they say, and what's the deal with the devil anyway? And stick around to the end where we take a trip to Hell to check it out for ourselves! Advertise on  The Complete Guide to Everything  via  Gumball.fm For full-leng...

Halloween Month rolls on with a dip into the spooky world of Serial Killers. Ted “Al” Bundy, BTK, they’re all here for the fun. Also we decide what our spooky nicknames are going to be for the month and assassinate each other’s characters. Listen to  Books: The Podcast  on  Patreon.com/completeguide TRICO - Go to  Wipers123.com  and use promo code GUIDE at checkout and rec...

Halloween is spooky enough, what with all of these ghosts and goblins, but you also have to contend with razor blades in candy, Bloody Mary and teens getting up to all sorts of dangerous mischief. This week we're talking about some Halloween urban legends, and also discussing some strange tales from our childhood. Advertise on  The Complete Guide to Everything  via  Gumball.fm For f...

Halloween Month is here baby! And we’re kicking it off by talking about the songs of Halloween. Tom goes over his top ten Halloween songs of all time. Also a brief recap of Halloween Months past and Tim and Tom figure out what they’re going to be for Halloween this month. Sakara - They're offering our listeners 20% off their first order when they go to  sakara.com/guide  or enter code GU...

In this very special episode of The Complete Guide To Everything, Tom describes his heroic battle with gout and details the steps he took to get his life back to normal. We also have in-depth conversations about enchiladas and the film This Is 40. Advertise on  The Complete Guide to Everything  via  Gumball.fm For full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon! Like t...

The leaves are changing and it’s time to start putting on your sweaters because Autumn / Fall is here. This week Mr. Fall and Autumn Boy duke it out head to head over who is the official King of the Fall by going through their top 5 lists of Fall Foods and Autumn Activities. Advertise on  The Complete Guide to Everything  via  Gumball.fm Listen to Books: The Podcast on Patreon.com/c...

Spending some time in a local park is a great way to spend a day, especially when there's a pandemic and there's literally nothing else to do. This week we talk about our favorite parks, give some park tips and discuss our recent experiences in Best Buy in great detail. Advertise on  The Complete Guide to Everything  via  Gumball.fm For full-length weekly bonus episodes check out th...

There’s nothing we like more than a person risking their lives for our entertainment, which is why we spend this week talking all about the madman himself David Blaine and his latest stunt: flying nearly 25,000 feet into the air while (seemingly) holding onto balloons. Also Tom discusses his increasing inability to eat one of his favorite foods: bread. Advertise on  The Complete Guide to Ever...

Have you ever watched a movie from the comfort of your own car? Well, it's a thing people used to do, and it's coming back in a big way now that we live in a hell world where you can't go to the movies the way you used to. We discuss what it was like to go to a drive-in in the 1980s, talk about our recent pandemic drive-in experiences and critique the 1990 film Dick Tracy. Advertise on  The C...

America’s number one grocery store, toy store and so much more: Walmart. Also this week Tom talks about his current hellish living situation and there’s a long retelling of the time professional wrestler came to Tim and Tom’s school. Advertise on  The Complete Guide to Everything  via  Gumball.fm For full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon! Like the show? Rate...

We're hitting the trails and talking about hiking, the popular hobby where you walk around outside for a while and try to avoid getting menaced by bears. We discuss our own hiking experiences that illustrate that we're not very good at hiking, but you should probably listen anyway. Advertise on  The Complete Guide to Everything  via  Gumball.fm For full-length weekly bonus episodes...