The Complete Guide to Everything

The Complete Guide Summer Series continues with everyone’s favorite summer condiment: ketchup. You can literally put it on everything, but should you? Be sure to stay tuned after the first half for a scintillating discussion about the physics of ketchup that you won’t wanna miss. For full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon! Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on A...

The billionaires are going space! Kinda. For a couple minutes at a time. And they're just doing it for their own egos, not for any kind of useful reason. But we talk about it anyway, because what else is going on? For full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon! Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Summertime and the GRILLING is easy? This week we’re talking about everyone’s favorite way to cook outside when the weather is nice: grilling. Despite what you may have read on a fancy pants Business website, grilling is GOOD, and we’re gonna tell you why. Also a lot of discussion about Sigourney Weaver. For full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon! Like the show? Rate Us on A...

This week the Pentagon released a report about UFOs (which apparently are called UAP now), and this has gotten Tom in quite a tizzy. He takes us step by step through all the wacky hijinks those extraterrestrials are getting up to here on earth, according to the United States government. For full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon! Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Host...

They say breakfast is the most important meal of the day, so why not start your day off by feeding yourself garbage? McDonalds used to be the only breakfast game in town, but move over, because Burger King, Taco Bell and Wendy’s are all now vying for the crown. For full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon! Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com...

All of Gen Z is going gaga over TikTok, so naturally it's time for two old millennials to weigh in on it. This week we try to make sense of this app that confuses us quite a bit, and see if we can start a war between generations. For full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon! Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

As part of The Complete Guide to Everything Fun in the Sun Summer Series, this week we’re talking about Swimming. From oceans to pools, there isn’t a body of water these guys haven’t gone swimming been swimming in before. Also a discussion about Tim’s greatest fear and A Quiet Place Part 2, now in theaters. For full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon! Like the show? Rate Us o...

After over a decade of weekly episodes featuring a vast array of topics, we're finally covering the topic everyone has been waiting for: socks. You wear them on your feet every single day, but what do you really know about socks? Advertise on  The Complete Guide to Everything  via  Gumball.fm For full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon! Like the show? Rate Us o...

This week we do a deep dive into the theory that Sir Paul McCartney died in a car crash over 50 years ago and was replaced with an imposter by those dastardly Beatles. Also we discuss the golden age of garbage television that was Fox in the late 90’s. Advertise on  The Complete Guide to Everything  via  Gumball.fm For full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon! Li...

We're back recording in the same room together for the first time in over a year, so we decided to cover a topic that would get us all riled up. This week we're talking about the richest people in history, who coincidentally also happen to be the biggest sociopaths ever. Advertise on  The Complete Guide to Everything  via  Gumball.fm For full-length weekly bonus episodes check out t...

Nowadays they got a Hall of Fame for just about everything, even the very concept of Rock and Roll. This week we discuss the newest entrants into the R&R HOF as well as a lil’ bit of history about the hall itself and why the hell it’s in Cleveland, Ohio. Also Tom discuss some upcoming alien news everyone should keep an eye out for. Advertise on  The Complete Guide to Everything  via&...

With all that's going on in the world these days, the one thing literally everybody can agree on is that the funniest thing on earth is when three buffoons mercilessly hurt each other on purpose. This week we're talking about The Three Stooges, a really weird act when you think about it. We also go to great lengths to avoid the Noid. Advertise on  The Complete Guide t...

The world is slowly getting back to normal and we can all agree the thing we miss most is buffets. This week we discuss the various types of all-you-can-eat schemes and offer some pro tips on how to absolutely gorge yourself. Also Tom goes away to the woods for the weekend and Tim peruses the Buffalo Wild Wings website. Advertise on  The Complete Guide to Everything  via  Gumball.fm...

It's Tom's 40th birthday, and he's officially "over the hill" which means he's closer to his death than to his birth, a funny concept that everyone makes jokes about when someone turns forty. To deal with this terrifying milestone, Tom shares some wisdom he's picked up over his four long decades on earth. Advertise on  The Complete Guide to Everything  via  Gumball.fm For full-lengt...

After last week’s man cave discussion, we (Tom) decided we should continue the conversation with a frank talk about Arcade Games. We run through some of our favorite arcade games of all time, take a trip down memory lane to The Ground Round, and Tom shares his tales of arcade humiliation and triumph that travel the world all the way to Tokyo, Japan. Advertise on  The Complete Guide to Everyth...

Where can a man go to escape the hustle and bustle of modern life (and get away from his family)? Why, a weird cave thing that he built himself. This week, two men who will never have enough space in their homes to build a man cave for themselves discuss what they think other guys do with their space and imagine what it's like watching a movie in George Lucas's private theater. Advertise on ...

Marijuana (aka “Grass”) is officially legal in New York and all it took was our governor desperately looking to change the conversation from the multiple credible allegations that have been made against him! This week we’re talking all about God’s Herb and the new laws that are now in effect in the state of New York. Advertise on  The Complete Guide to Everything  via  Gumball.fm Fo...

Ever have to drive (or be a passenger) for a long time? Well, my friend, you had yourself a long drive. This week we're talking about sitting in a car for a long time and being bored. We also discuss the new Justice League movie and go on an unexpected tangent about gross novelty items. Sorry. Advertise on  The Complete Guide to Everything  via  Gumball.fm For full-length weekly bon...

From lakes to oceans, glasses to jugs, Water has taken the world by storm. But how much do you really know these clear, mysterious beverage? Also we solve a listener problem concerning their obnoxious neighbor complaining about their struggle to survive and Tom uses his influence as a podcaster to get vaccinated. Advertise on  The Complete Guide to Everything  via  Gumball.fm For fu...

Spring is (almost) upon us, and who better to discuss it than two middle aged men who don't go outside all that much? Advertise on  The Complete Guide to Everything  via  Gumball.fm For full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon! Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We all know all about fungible tokens, but what about non-fungible ones? From Kings of Leon to Grimes, everyone’s getting in on the latest crypto-craze: NFTs. But what the hell are they? This week we attempt to poorly explain it, plus Tim unveils his latest ideas for the child actor business. Advertise on  The Complete Guide to Everything  via  Gumball.fm For full-length weekly bonu...

They sent another robot to Mars and don't worry, we're all over it it. This week we discuss the Mars 2020 mission and the Perseverance rover in detail, providing invaluable analysis to the scientific community. But first, a tale of infidelity as overheard at a coffee shop. For full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon! Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. S...

In the immortal words of Steven Quincy Urkel, “Got any cheese?” We sure do this week as we discuss one of the best kinds of foods there is, cheese. From stinky to mild, we don’t hold any of our thoughts back. BetterHelp - Get 10% off your first month by visiting our sponsor  betterhelp.com/guide Sakara - They're offering our listeners 20% off their first order when they go to  sakara.com...

Two broken men reminisce about the times we were able to spend time inside bars with friends. In the decade we've been recording this podcast, this is the closest we've come to crying during an episode. For full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon! Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

No, we’re not talking about the frozen treat from Dairy Queen. Well, okay, we do talk about Dairy Queen Blizzards for a while but then we do talk about the natural phenomena known as blizzards. We had one this week in New York and we all found out how much a blizzard can change your life when you’re already not really allowed to go outside and do anything anyway. We’ve got new merch! Head ove...