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Sponsored by notes, you should take some   A recap of last season and a little hit of what's to come. We are excited to be back and hopefully you enjoy it.

Sponsored by time loops, I give you one more chance!   Our group reminisces about the last two seasons of the game. We talk Chuubos. Steph is back, which means we have to explain what happened and how the timeline is rectified. We shoot some ideas about what a proper Exocolonist TTRPG release might look like.   But the game is not over yet, we still have 9 years to go!

Sponsored by the Neopets TTRPG Kickstarter, such a wild ride!   Our Exocolonists enjoy the nice and quiet Glow season where nothing bad will happen. They celebrate a birthday with some alcohol and weed. Ren relaxes and accepts her feelings. They shop at Sol’s MP store. Everything is fine… But you know what happens next, don’t you?

Sponsored by Delusion card, no more dreams…   Our Exocolonists stage an intervention. Digi gives Sol and Tammy therapy. Ren meets someone she hasn’t seen in her life, or has she? Sol shows off her knowledge of alien technology. Everything is totally normal guys, don’t worry about it!

Sponsored by monkey bars, fun to swing on, fun to be impaled by…   Our Exocolonists have a close combat training. Then Ren decides to turn an accident into a learning opportunity to traumatise the young kids further…

Sponsored by photophonor, a small price to pay to get someone roped into a romcom…   Our Exocolonists eat a worm, get in trouble for sneaking out, and scheme to have a nice family dinner together that totally doesn’t end up being a setup for our local tsundere…

Sponsored by Viet Cong booby traps, look up the diagrams…   Our Exocolonists run for their lives as they are being stalked by a manticore with sapient level intelligence and malevolence. Ren wishes she was gun certified…

Sponsored by geothermal power, it can explode if you overpressurise the model…   Our Exocolonists celebrate Vertumnalia with their geothermal power experiment! Trig enters a science experiment against kids 5 years her juniors. Digi has a bad dream and decides to look for trouble on an expedition. He finds it…

Sponsored by that one art where Utopia is a blonde, think about the lore implications!   Our Exocolonists realise enjoying hot springs that are mildly acidic for too long have consequences. Ren decides to traumatise a bunch of children with OSHA industrial accident videos…

Sponsored by Gattaca, the only way to win against an augment is not to save any energy to go back…   CW: Suicidal ideation   Our Exocolonists have some deep philosophical discussion with Sol after her second coma of the year. Trig presents her finding about the metal dust sprites. Digi enjoys a hot spring. Ren goes for a walk she doesn’t expect to walk back from…

Sponsored by Bugsnax, such a cute game, don’t look too deep!   Our Exocolonists deal with the top of the allergy season. Digi picks a new career path. Trig solves a mystery years before Sol would with the power of being an older teenager.

Sponsored by cotton candy makers, turns out you can just buy one as an adult and nobody can stop you!   Our Exocolonists try solving all of life’s problems with sportsball, and it goes great. Trig helps to improve a cotton candy maker for Auntie Seedent, and since cotton candy is mentioned, it’s time for a small child to get fried as is tradition…

Sponsored by 3D printing, so much better after the patents expired!   Our Exocolonists deal with early onset allergies. Digi gets inspired to rework how colony walls are printed. Then an expedition goes south really fast and kids get to see a dead body...

Sponsored by spaceship kid nursery rhymes - if you hear a hiss, tell an adult!   Our Exocolonists discuss the great ship bulkhead theory. They go out on an expedition where Ren vents, while Kom and Digi worry about her…

Sponsored by Tammy candy, the second best thing after cotton candy…   Our Exocolonists land on planet Vertumna and establish themselves. Ren treats some first injuries on Korg. Sol as per usual is in a coma…

Sponsored by time loops, guess who’ back back back, back again gain gain…   We are back with our game of I Was A Teenage Exocolonist in the Chuubo's Marvelous Wish-Granting Engine system! Back to the start! It’s another loop!   We learned a lot from the last season of the game, plus Steph couldn’t play with us for the time being, so we decided to start over with G joining the crew. But it’s a time...

Sponsored by cat girls, turns out they are great negotiators!   Our Exocolonists negotiate with a terrorist 3 year old and work to take down the colony’s drone network. Surely everything will work out great!

Sponsored by the Civilization Starter Kit, a perfect way to bootstrap yourself!   Our Exocolonists track down some equipment that has gone missing from expeditions and discover a secret…

Sponsored by chain of command, the chains that bind us   Our Exocolonists go over their bleptea thesis project and how things are going to work in the future, that the teens will need to act more responsibly. Then Trig gets an idea to make hallucinogens… Responsibility!

Sponsored by soda volcanoes, they explode!   Our Exocolonists celebrate Vertumnalia with their bleptea stand! Trig enters a science experiment against kids 5 years her juniors. Digi tries convincing the adults that the teen’s secret project was totally worth breaking the rules for and breaking the trust makes them so trustworthy!

Sponsored by Sabacc, something that once broke the Star Wars CCG so badly before Droid Merchant got nerfed…   Our Exocolonists learn how to take care of Bristleslugs and how to play the Card Game. They also get their totally not moonshine equipment for the bleptea…

Sponsored by hogs, they help you remember!   Our Exocolonists deal with a traumatic event and also with the fallout of their off the book expedition work. A plan to brew a brew is brewing…

Sponsored by blepgrass, everyone makes that face…   Our Exocolonists decide to brew some blepgrass tea. It gives you energy and is only slightly psychedelic. If only there was a better way to grow it…

Sponsored by sportsball, almost as good as Calvinball   Our Exocolonists decide to stalk Sol and realise how busy she is all day every day. Something is up with that kid, and it can’t just be the blepgrass tea…

Sponsored by holopalms, so convenient you forget you have them!   Our Exocolonists go on more expeditions to gather samples and capture some animals. They also discover a forbidden pond…