Simplistic Reviews Podcasts

We are back with another Cannon Summer! Nothing like sitting inside with a ice cold drink watching Cannon films, especially a film with ninjas and Franco Nero.   Version with Movie Audio: https://podcasts.simplistic.reviews/   Enter the Ninja | 1981 Cole (Franco Nero) is a former American military operative who's just finished his training in ninjutsu in Japan. He heads to the Philippines to visit...

Happy Father's Day! Today 3 doggie fathers bitch about people bitching.   Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic. Reviews/links #Theaters #movies #superman #movie #hollywood #WB #film #manofsteel #starwars #fanboys #fans #twitter #snyder #snydercut

On the June episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast, the boys bring back and old game, play a new game, meet the new Pope, discuss a new Sherlock Holmes, question the lack of TV racism in the 60s, belittle Ironheart, and revitalize the insult "twerp". All that and more on this episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast.

(This version has audio of the movie. We have another version with no movie audio)   Ever wonder what kind of movie you would get when you mix a story line of a 100 year old spirit and parts right from Terminator... all set in Asia. Well hell today is your lucky day.   Lady Terminator  | 1988 An Indonesian spirit uses the body of her enemy's granddaughter to fulfill a 100-year-old curse of death a...

(This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio)   Ever wonder what kind of movie you would get when you mix a story line of a 100 year old spirit and parts right from Terminator... all set in Asia. Well hell today is your lucky day.   Lady Terminator  | 1988 An Indonesian spirit uses the body of her enemy's granddaughter to fulfill a 100-year-old curse of death a...

The death of the movie theater experience seems to be in full effect. What will bring people back? Cheaper tickets, popcorn buckets or maybe good movies. Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic. Reviews/links     #Theaters #movies #missionimpossible #tomcruise #tomcruisefan #ethanhunt #tomcruiseforever #tomcruisemovie #topgun #missionimpossiblefallout #tomcruisestyle #tomcruiselover #tomcruiseed...

May is here, which means it's Star Wars month once again at Simplistic Reviews. The boys celebrate a galaxy far far away by...well...comparing it to soccer clubs...angrily ranting about missteps done to Andor...joking about Columbo and towels received in the mail...and many more things that we promise are Star Wars related. At least Star Wars adjacent. With special appearances by Heather Baxendale...

(This version has audio of the movie. We have another version with no movie audio)   After we watched Erik Estrada in Do or Die and we came across an Italian sci-fi film about a mad scientist invents a death ray, starring the Estrada. We just had to watch this film, damn was it a blast of a time. So fucking fun!   Light Blast  | 1985 A crazed physician invents a death ray and threatens to destroy...

(This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio)   After we watched Erik Estrada in Do or Die and we came across an Italian sci-fi film about a mad scientist invents a death ray, starring the Estrada. We just had to watch this film, damn was it a blast of a time. So fucking fun!   Light Blast  | 1985 A crazed physician invents a death ray and threatens to destroy...

Today we make our final picks in the form of almost an whole hour long video on this 15min podcast, hey why keep dragging this out (I think we did enough already). So here is part 3 of 3 of our picks for the 2025 Simply Deadpool draft.  Picks our locked in on the inaugural 2025 draft! Who will win...or die? Standings over at: www. Simplistic. Reviews #deadpool  #draft #podcast  #pdiddy #TommyLeejo...

On the April edition of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast, Simplistic Reviews Historian, Freddy Maas, returns to help fill in for the vacationing Justin Polizzi. And immediately Freddy is thrust into a conversation about buttplugs. Like, almost immediately. We also answer another question from Freddy's Dads On The Rocks cohost, Andre Fernandez. We tackle possible futures in Hollywood news stories wit...

(This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio)   When you see a movie about a ninja and his fight against the KKK...you watch it!   Ninja Vengeance | 1993? or 1988? When a martial arts expert discovers a corrupt sheriff and his cronies beating a young student to death in a small Southern town, he decides to teach them and the local KKK a hard-hitting lesson. htt...

We have decided to make it 20 picks per person to make the competition more competitive. Here is part 2 of 3 of our picks for the 2025 Simply Deadpool draft. Currently, Matt is in the lead from the Gene pick (Seinfeld anyone?) plus the bonus 10 points for the first death of the year....you do you think is next?! Next month we will complete our inaugural 2025 draft, list is located on our site: www...

On the March episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast, the boys are joined once again by Simplistic Reviews Historian, Freddy Maas. He puts us through our paces again with another edition of Simply Accountable. Julie goes all in on Harrison Ford. DJ obsesses again on Ali Larter and an Asian Sherlock Holmes. Justin discovers who is truly after Robert Zemeckis. And Matt besmirches David Zaslov abou...

Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic. Reviews/links (This version has audio of the movie. We have another version with no movie audio)   Steven Seagal, Cynthia Rothrock, Michael Dudikoff and Steve James...now some Billy Blanks, that's right Mr. Tae Bo himself! Today we start with a team up movie, well straight to video with Roddy Piper and the director of Martial Law (staring Cynthia Rothrock...

Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic. Reviews/links (This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio)   Steven Seagal, Cynthia Rothrock, Michael Dudikoff and Steve James...now some Billy Blanks, that's right Mr. Tae Bo himself! Today we start with a team up movie, well straight to video with Roddy Piper and the director of Martial Law (staring Cynthia Rothrock...

Who do you think will win? Start placing your bets now! Today we piss off a few people and the whole concept of a 15 minute podcast by going 22 minutes of 5 rounds for the 2025 Simply Deadpool draft. Since February is the time of love, we figured now would be a good time to play (since this is pretty morbid and all).  Next month we will complete the next rounds of our draft, final list will be loc...

The 2025 season premiere of The Season Reviews Podcast is here! Back from vacation. Back from the brink. Back and ready to talk about everything from the world of entertainment. Did you miss us? Well, we missed you.

Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic. Reviews/links (This version has audio of the movie. We have another version with no movie audio)   This year we won't end it with scratch offs, nor wheel of doom, or mystery movie...today we play a new game called Fuck It! We watch the movie we want to watch and what better film to watch then a mother fucking Andy Sidaris Motion Picture! It has been one h...

Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic. Reviews/links (This version has no audio or video of the movie. We have another version with both)   This year we won't end it with scratch offs, nor wheel of doom, or mystery movie...today we play a new game called Fuck It! We watch the movie we want to watch and what better film to watch then a mother fucking Andy Sidaris Motion Picture! It has been one...

Happy Holidays, Ya Filthy Bastards!    Today on Simply15 we talk about our top 3 Holiday/Christmas movies we just have to watch every year. How about you, do you have a top 3 you must just watch every year?   Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic. Reviews/links   #chirstmas #holidays #chirstmasmovies #diehard #christmasstory #Lethalweapon #elf #thenightnefore #badsanta #christmasvacation

For the final Simplistic Reviews podcast of the year, we made a double-stuffed episode full of holiday cheer, jeer, and sneers. We do an ode to the Guy Ritchie classic, Snatch. We give out thoughts on the Kendrick Lamar and Drake beef. We marvel at the everlasting beauty of Ali Larter. We discuss, once again, the Muppet with AIDs. And we have an entertainment draft where you won't believe who Just...

Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic. Reviews/links It's that time of the year! November ... which brings us a early Christmas gift, NEIL MOTHER FUCKING BREEN! FUCK YEAH! Except this year we got a lump of coal called Pass Thru...ugh. Pass Thru | 2016 An artificial intelligence from the future visits the Earth to kill all humans. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt5445074/   Site: Simplistic. Review...

Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic. Reviews/links It's that time of the year! November ... which brings us a early Christmas gift, NEIL MOTHER FUCKING BREEN! FUCK YEAH! Except this year we got a lump of coal called Pass Thru...ugh. Pass Thru | 2016 An artificial intelligence from the future visits the Earth to kill all humans. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt5445074/   Site: Simplistic. Review...

Happy Simply15 day! We know you're blown away on how we stretched this thing into 2 parts, hey we almost made it a 3 part because we know everyone loves Matthew. Well we are over it so we present to you part 2 of a 2 part series on Matthew Stewart here at the PodcasterStudio. Join our students as we dive back into those burning questions you have been wondering all these years. Sit back and take s...