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A third of Americans shocked to learn cereal has a lot of sugar  https://swnsdigital.com/us/2023/07/2-out-of-5-look-at-sugar-as-a-treat-rather-than-a-part-of-their-diet/ Wait until they start their mornings with this new product! Want more? Subscribe and never miss a bit!

A third of Americans shocked to learn cereal has a lot of sugar  https://swnsdigital.com/us/2023/07/2-out-of-5-look-at-sugar-as-a-treat-rather-than-a-part-of-their-diet/ Wait 'til they try this new product! Please subscribe to my podcast and never miss a bit! @rogerkingbits

With all of the success of the new Barbie movie, Mattel is coming out with more dolls! Never miss a bit- Subscribe to Roger King Bits today!

Twitter changed their iconic blue bird logo to an X- Let's listen to the announcement! Subscribe to my page and never miss a bit! Thanks- Roger

Hey Alexa...how hot is it??

1 in 5 Gen Z's have broken up with a partner via text. Now prefer it over phone call or face-to-face  https://nypost.com/2023/07/10/gen-zs-aversion-to-phone-calls-has-created-a-brutal-dating-trend/   So Gen Z'ers...save this audio for next time you want to call it quits, but don't have the courage to do it in person.   Hey Alexa- Can you read my last text message?

HGTV is making our homes boring and us sad, one study says  https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/realestate/hgtv-is-making-our-homes-boring-and-us-sad-one-study-says/ar-AA1dyB9L Now viewers have options-

Georgia Subway store under fire for Titan disaster-themed sign: 'Our subs don't implode'  https://nypost.com/2023/07/04/georgia-subway-under-fire-for-titan-disaster-themed-sign-our-subs-dont-implode/   We've got the phone number for Subway...let's give 'em a call-

"Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny" opens this weekend . . . but did you know that wasn't the only title?  Since Harrison Ford is 80 years old there were other titles that were up for consideration.

Average American can only stay debt-free for 8.5 weeks  https://swnsdigital.com/us/2023/06/average-american-can-only-stay-debt-free-for-8-5-weeks/  ( alt ) Now there's a financial institution that's here when you need them!

Fed-up man takes on 'smelly feet' plane passenger by pouring drink all over her  https://nypost.com/2023/06/20/plane-passenger-get-revenge-on-another-passenger-who-had-their-smelly-feet-under-his-seat/  'Rude' plane passenger screens movie mid-flight by projecting it on overhead bin  https://nypost.com/2023/06/19/plane-passenger-screens-movie-mid-flight-what-the-literal-hell/ Be ni...

Here's a montage to get you ready for the day! #martiniday #nationalmartiniday #rogerkingbits #martinimontage

Heinz Created 50 Collectible Sauce Packets, One for Each State -  https://www.foodandwine.com/heinz-50-states-sauce-packets-saucemerica-contest-7514770  (ALT.) Your Ketchup Packets Could Be Collector’s Items -  https://thetakeout.com/heinz-ketchup-mustard-bbq-mayo-packets-us-state-designs-1850529836 Who's ready for some really old ketchup?

Survey reveals star sign most likely to have spontaneous sex (Geminis)- Also, more and more couples are scheduling intimacy on their calendar- -  https://nypost.com/2023/06/12/survey-reveals-star-sign-most-likely-to-have-spontaneous-sex/ Imagine, getting a reminder/and zodiac reading at the same time-

With inspiration from Sam Adams Beer Can't Cans...now you can ask,  "Hey, Fast Food Magic 8 Ball, should we try the new Vegan Crunchwrap!?"

An Australian bar had to cancel and apologize for an event that offered free drinks to women based on their  bra size .  We called to talk to the bar, but all we got was this voice message.

Robots could go full 'Terminator' after scientists create realistic, self-healing skin https://nypost.com/2023/06/02/robots-could-go-full-terminator-after-scientists-create-realistic-self-healing-skin/   Now the skin care industry is getting in on the action-

Facebook's Metaverse is officially dead.  We've got an update from our reporter on the scene. #MetaverseDead #MetaverseFuneral #RogerKingBits #WiseBrother #FacebookMetaverse

Folks on the other side of the pond have different words for just about everything! Listen! #kingscoronation #rogerkingbits #englishspeak #britishwords #wisebrother

The " Godfather of A.I. " has left Google and is now opening up about the dangers that lie ahead with the new tech.  Speaking of "The Godfather", imagine A.I. replacing iconic movie characters.

People can't stop sharing a picture of a  phallic iceberg .  It was spotted in Conception Bay, and the photographer is from the town of Dildo.  We have audio from the iceberg boat tour.    

Town sad to see local pharmacy “Butt Drugs” close after 71 years https://www.whas11.com/article/news/local/indiana/butt-drugs-pharmacy-closing-71-years-indiana/417-ac987cba-beb2-46fc-b6a3-067ab3eef3c3   We have a reporter on the scene- #buttdrugs #buttdrugsclosing #rogerkingbits #wisebrother

Why pay for a wedding?  For one week only you can get married at the  Oscar Mayer Wienermobile  in Vegas for free.  Good thing we have exclusive access to their updated jingle and commercial- #wienermobile #wienermobilewedding #OscarMayerWeinermobile #rogerkingbits #wisebrother @rogerkingbits    

With skyrocketing egg prices, one of the leading spud promoters, Potatoes USA, suggests a new Easter tradition of  painting taters  instead.  One mom says "It's really fun." (Here's a quick song parody to the tune of a U2 classic.)

You Can Now Order Starbucks Based on Your Zodiac Sign https://www.foodandwine.com/order-starbucks-based-on-your-zodiac-sign-7370455   But what about the poor souls who need their caffeine fix, but haven't gotten their Venti Quadruple Shot Half Sweet Non Fat Macchiato! There's a Zodiac reading for you, too!