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What do Amish do in case of a natural disaster or emergency?!

Hey Alexa, what are the odds of winning the PowerBall?

Win free pizza if your name is Jason. TOMBSTONE® Pizza Celebrates Halloween With Its Scariest Reward Yet  https://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/tombstone-pizza-celebrates-halloween-with-its-scariest-reward-yet-301944510.html    But wait, there are more Halloween deals... if you dare!!

Powerball jackpot rises to $1.04 billion after another drawing without a big winner  https://apnews.com/article/powerball-jackpot-lottery-prize-fb9afa98fc60562c379da4e8765fa6c0 Hey Alexa- What are my statistical chances of winning the Powerball??

Gatorade is getting into the bottled water game!

U.S. asks for help finding missing F-35 fighter jet after pilot ejects during 'mishap'  https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/f-35-fighter-jet-missing-pilot-ejects-mishap-rcna105534 Here's a public service announcement released by the military-

Hugh Jackman  and Deborra-Lee Furness have split after almost three decades of marriage. Hugh says "our journey now is shifting".  That's right, it's shifting to the big screen!

Gatorade is getting into the bottled water game!

What happens when Artificial Intelligence starts managing people?

Here's my exclusive interview with Jimmy Buffet from heaven!

You've spent every second of every day for the past three months feeding, cleaning up after, and keeping your rugrats entertrained! Now what? Hey Alexa, what should mothers do now?

(Audio) 'Bird bandit': Suspect accompanied by 3 parrots robs man at knifepoint in Fairfax Co.  https://www.fox5dc.com/news/bird-bandit-suspect-accompanied-by-3-parrots-robs-man-at-knifepoint-in-fairfax-co  

August 24th is the “sickest” day of the year for employees (Thanks to Blazy for this!)  https://fortune.com/well/2023/08/07/sickest-day-of-the-year-august-24-covid-summer-vacation-pto We have a PSA to help explain....

Cheap Flight Day  – August 23, 2023. When ticket prices supposedly start dropping. Some experts  say  it’s not really true though  https://www.globenewswire.com/news-release/2023/08/16/2726400/0/en/Countdown-to-National-Cheap-Flight-Day-Is-On.html   Here's audio from one happy customer!

 Half of parents have 'no idea' how to raise kids without smartphone: study  https://nypost.com/2023/08/18/half-of-parents-have-no-idea-how-to-raise-kids-without-smartphone-study/   Hey Google, what can we do to help our kids with too much screen time?

Pinot Noir Day – August 18, 2023  https://nationaltoday.com/pinot-noir-day/   If you're getting up in age, the folks in wine country have got you covered! Never miss a bit- Subscribe now to RogerKingBits!

Google is building an A.I. life coach  https://www.cnbc.com/2023/08/16/google-reportedly-building-ai-that-offers-life-advice.html   Let's take it for a spin- Never miss a bit- Subscribe today! @rogerkingbits

Americans are so over our politicians...now there's a ride!

MAPPED: America's biggest binge-drinking states revealed... including the worst offender where more than A QUARTER of the population admit they 'drink to excess'  https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12402753/MAPPED-Americas-biggest-binge-drinking-states-revealed-including-worst-offender-QUARTER-population-admit-drink-excess.html  

Would you eat these  fake  state fair foods created by A.I.?  https://www.buzzfeed.com/peggy/state-fair-foods   Hey Chat GPT- What should I eat at the state fair? Subscribe now and never miss a bit! @rogerkingbits

Supermarket chain's AI meal planner recommends recipes for "poison bread sandwiches" and chlorine gas  https://boingboing.net/2023/08/10/supermarket-chains-ai-meal-planner-recommends-recipes-for-poison-bread-sandwiches-and-chlorine-gas.html  ( alt )

AI replacing psychics as 'fortune telling' droids put tarot readers out of work (I wonder if they saw that one coming.)  https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/weird-news/ai-replacing-psychics-fortune-telling-30659524 Subscribe and never miss a bit! @rogerkingbits

Italian cheesemaker dies after being crushed by thousands of wheels of cheese  https://www.cnn.com/2023/08/08/europe/italian-cheesemaker-dies-italy-intl-scli/index.html   It may sound cheesy, but here's a report from the funeral.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles MUTANT MAYHEM just hit theaters (animated, opened Thursday)  The OG's were introduced in 1983-  so that makes the franchise 40 years old...and time to update their names! Subscribe and never miss a bit! Thanks! @RogerKingBits

Sleeping in on the weekend could be bad for your health: Study  https://nypost.com/2023/08/02/sleeping-in-on-the-weekend-could-be-bad-for-your-health/ Here's Google AI with a public service announcement- Never miss a bit- Subscribe today!