Pointless Global News

On today's show, we'll start things off with our crappy holiday gift guide. Then, in a related story, a new way to get cows to fart less. Finally, the couple that farts together, stays together.  

On today's show, death by tanning bed in Indiana. Then, in Florida (where else?) a lapdance at a strip club goes sideways. Next a report on the collateral damage after overeating on Thanksgiving. Those and other pointless news stories coming your way!  

On today's show, sex with robots awaits all of us in the future. Then, trombone players are named the best musicians in bed. Finally, a Nova Scotia teacher is busted for running an Only Fans site by the Royal Canadian Mounties.  

On today's show, a man vacationing in Vegas got his nut sack stung by a scorpion. Then, Scientists discover rats enjoy driving. Finally, we'll learn why NASA is complaining about high winds coming out of Uranus, making it hard to probe.  

In this episode, I'll report on the bright idea Russia has to solve their diminishing population crisis. It's creating a Ministry Of Sex, complete with financial incentives to literally screw around on company time. Then, I introduce you to Bridget and her very well hung husband Aldo and how she accomodates him so to speak. Finally, I have the results of what the leading search words were on Pornh...

In this episode, I'll tell you about a blood thirsty otter and the child it nearly sent to a watery grave. Then, Pnut the squirrel is abducted by the local pet detective and it doesn't end well for Pnut. Finally, I'll report on this year's bat beauty contest in Oregon. Such is the state of entertainment in Oregon.

On today's show, shit happens when a woman confronts her entitled neighbor about not  picking up her dog's poop. Then, cats get equal time on this podcast. I'll tell you about the swell time a commercial jet pilot had, when he got attacked by a stray cat in mid-flight. Finally, airport staff observe a man walking strangely and I'll tell you the golden reason why.  

On today's show, we'll tell you about the different ways other animal species poop, because we all need to know, right? Then, we'll go to Germany, where a brand new firehouse burned to the ground. I'll tell you the awesomely stupid reason why. Next, a cop in Georgia calls for backup, so he can whine about his botched order at the local Burger King. Finally, I'll tell you about the young man in nor...

In this maiden voyage episode of Pointless Global News, first I'll report on a knife fight at a nursing home over some canned meat. Next, you'll learn about the business juggernaut that is Rat Taxidermy. Imagine frozen dead rats turned into showgirls, it's totally awesome! Then, the Governor of Massachusetts steps in, to save Nibi The Diva Beaver. Finally, a Brazilian man gives us the 411 on his p...