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How to politely tell someone they have body / mouth odour without making it awkward 😂

Mouth Odour Clan …When your breath is a special kind of Eau de Eww cologne 😂😂

INDECENT DRESSING - Does it make a woman a bad person? - Is it an open invitation to men? - Does it make you look cheap? WOMEN! Who sold the cheap lie to us that… How can you dress almost half naked and still not be fine? 🤪

MEN wearing tight pants with p3nis protruding; wearing ‘jalabia’ with no boxers underneath, what’s your motive? Seduction? Fashion? Indecency?

Unless you plan to use it to cook for ‘him’, 😳 dispose those pads 😂 Aunty! You’re not lazy, you’re dirty. That black bra has seen shégė in your hand, burn it! 😡 Glittering outside, filthy inside? The hair under your wig? How far? 😭😂

❌ 18+ Unless you plan to plant rice down there, MEN! SHAVE & ‘trowey ya tear tear boxers’ 😀 Life is deeper than carrying your heavy duty equipment around, is your p3nis clean? And your boxers? 🌚

Gimme head gimme head, listen to this episode first. MEN!!! Wash your P3NIS! You’re not a sacrifice for the gods 🙄 No let Amaka con go lose her sense of taste.

“Flowers, makeup s£x, romantic dinners - My ex husband bought me gifts to soothe the wounds he inflicted on me” 🥲 VALENTINE : There are flowers, and then there are flowers for abuse! Receive wisely!

Unless you plan to train dada down there, Amaka! Shave ooo!! It’s not by fine shape or makeup, is your VULVA clean, or are you an expired cold room? 🌚 Before you open leg waaaa, are his fingers & tongue…? 📌 VJ care, Douching & MORE on this episode ✌🏾

Leave VAGINA fess, let’s talk about the VULVA. Ladies, why do you neglect that inner tube? Don’t wait until bros wan kn@ck before you wash, it’s simple hygiene. VULVA wash? Here’s how… on this episode.

What happens if a m@d person bites you? Does spiritual healing / prayers replace professional therapy for a mentally ill person? Mental Health pro tackles FAQs, first aid, awareness and way forward.

“I’ve resolved to leave people’s husbands alone, na my own I dey find now…” Do NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS work? Or are you the problem? How do you want to enter into 2024? 😀

“I’ll rest when I’m dead!” Don’t wait until you die before you rest & catch up with sleep. You may be burning, not resting 😂😂😂 You have worked hard, don’t remain a DEBTOR! Rest your mind, your head… you OWE your body REST! Merry Christmas from La Vita Podcast.

From constantly pumping milk into your breasts ‘just for your man’, to carrying him on your back, you will meet the good, the bad, the ghosts & d3vil on dating sites. Considering online dating? Listen to this masterpiece and decide 😂 Please DO NOT LAUGH

Leave your vibrator and listen to this first 🌚🌚 What a man can do, can a vibrator do it better? There’s more to life than ‘cum’n’, but you see direct touch, direct intimacy with an opposite sex? No go there. 😀

S3x toys’ benefits & mEnTaL hEaLtH Why some women resort to s3x toys, instead of being stuck with… 😂 “Ohhh I love him so much but he doesn’t make me cum”! Really? Listen to this ✌🏾

Why would you create pseudo accounts just for bullying & trolling? Are you m@dt? Should you block online bullies, ignore or reply them?

When to ‘STOP’ having s3x 😩! Is TOO much s3x bad for mental health? Do you need ‘drugs’ to ‘fire down’? P3nis no dey pain you? Comrade! Don’t do hard labor & d!e in active service! Listen!!! 🎤 It’s QUALITY not QUANTITY!

Is ‘post-s3x snooze’ normal? When MEN fall asleep, snoring like a rickety train after s3x, is it that s3x is all that matters to them? P. S - See, maybe it’s not depression that is doing you o, na real knacking you need… talk true 😂😂😂 While you cuddle & s3x your way into a healthy mental life, listen to this 😃

Pre marital Mental health screening : Does LOVE conquer MeNtAl illness too? MENTAL HEALTH screening, as important as Genotype test. Love is blind no mean say make you lose guard.

mEnTaL hEaLtH in Nigeria - Church, not hospital?😏 Mental health, a universal human right! In Nigeria? ‘Take that child for deliverance, it’s not ordinary’! When ma@ness is seen as clout chasing, attention seeking, then we’re not ready.; “about 60million Nigerians dey ment…” 😂🌚

If laughter is the best medicine, why are some Comedians…? Is being funny same thing as being happy? You could humor your way out of ‘everything’ but listen to this 👌🏾👌🏾

E get the way person go dress, you go dey wonder if… From overly ripped jeans, tops and unusual body exposure, does your fashion sense not show you’re mentally shaken? 🌚

“I randomly told a stranger ‘I’m not fine’, and this happened…” Not everyone cares how you really are, but the truth could save you a lot… follow your instincts 😀😀