I Hate It But I Love It

Be a bridesmaid 27 times and then passive aggressively hold on to all of your dresses because we're talking about  27 Dresses ! Kat and Jocelyn discuss the Katherine Heigl of it all, talk about how hilariously awful Kevin is, and wish there was a wee bit more substance to Tess. This episode brought to you in part by AMC Networks' Shudder . Shudder is a premium streaming video service, super-servin...

Have an adorable crush on your co-worker then endure all manner of hateful comments from your bad boss cause we're talking about  The Office ! Kat and Jocelyn discuss what cringe comedy they can take (and what cringe comedy they definitely cannot), the difficulties in writing Jim Halpert, World's Temporarily Most Perfect Man, and talk about characters that turn on a dime (everyone, by the end of t...

Dangle from a rope in one of the most iconic film sequences of the 90s to assert your VERY fragile masculinity cause we're talking about  Mission: Impossible ! Kat and Jocelyn discuss the difference between spy movies with action and action movies about spies, talk about a time when Tom Cruise was a wee bit more subtle with the "LOOK AT HOW STRONG AND VIRILE I AM!!!!" stunts, and discuss other pla...

Send yourself an envelope of random items and get mired in a wildly convoluted plot cause we're talking about  Paycheck ! Kat and Jocelyn discuss a film that propels itself forward on point and click computer game logic, how someone in the hair/makeup team MUST have been mad at Uma Thurman, and how Ben Affleck's sleepy performances suggests he ate an entire family-size serving of ravioli by himsel...

Open up a floppy disk that has the entire internet on it... somehow... we think... cause we're talking about  The Net ! Kat and Jocelyn discuss the permanent greatness of Sandra Bullock, a plot that in ways is surprisingly timely and in other ways extremely not, and Jocelyn has way too much fun with the band "Mozart's Ghost" while Kat utterly fails to hide her annoyance. This episode brought to yo...

HAPPY NEW YEAR, FRIENDS! And what better way to ring in a new year than with the horrifying hellscape that is Tom Hooper's  Cats ? Kat and Jocelyn discuss the truly terrible CGI (it's worse than you've heard), surprisingly tender moments (goddammit, Ian McKellen), and the worst performance of a million decades (we're SO sorry, Idris Elba). Edited by Andrew Ivimey and produced for the From Superher...

Buy an adorable puppet and then watch as it DESTROYS EVERYTHING cause we're talking about  Gremlins ! On this very special holiday episode of IHIBILI, Kat and Jocelyn discuss this film's ahead of its time exploration of cultural appropriation and Western materialism, talk about how the gremlins run the gamut from "committing slight bamboozles" to FULL ON MURDER, and discuss how creepy it is that H...

Put some glamorous eyelash extensions on a pig and hang out with a ginormous skeleton-man cause we're talking about  The Black Cauldron ! In this episode, Kat and Jocelyn discuss why this film was such a massive critical and commercial flop, the classic character archetypes of every Disney film, and talk a LOT about the Horned King's junk.   This episode brought to you in part by  Pretty Litter ....

Juxtapose a peppy pop song against the most devastatingly sad movie of all time cause we're talking about  The Neverending Story ! In this episode, Kat and Jocelyn discuss the discrepancies between the film and book, talk about how Wolfgang Petersen harassed his young star, and MOURN ARTAX. JUSTICE FOR ARTAX!!!   This episode is brought to you by Away , first class luggage at a coach price. Away m...

Wear a fabulous be-peplum-ed dress and lead kids on a mild hike cause we're talking about  Troop Beverly Hills ! Kat and Jocelyn discuss this film's gentle tone, its smattering of deeply yikes-y jokes, and admire Shelley Long's excellent dance skills. Check out www. TeePublic.com and discover your next favourite Tee. Psst... they also have nerdy hoodies, sweaters, baseball tees and long sleeves. C...

Take the format of a mockumentary to make a movie that's part DARK AS HELL and part CUTE AS THE DICKENS cause we're talking about  Drop Dead Gorgeous ! In this episode, Kat and Jocelyn discuss how Kirsten Dunst does such a good job at playing smart AND stupid characters, discuss dark comedy that's dark for dark's sake, and talk about how we as a species just generally do not deserve the wonder tha...

Slap on a pair of Modrobes and softly approximate the plot of one of Shakespeare's most misogynistic plays, cause we're talking about  10 Things I Hate About You!  In this episode, Kat and Jocelyn discuss the charming performances by many of the cast (perhaps especially Larisa Oleynik), praise this film's updating of  The Taming Of The Shrew , and pontificate on the difference between ska and swin...

Crib the plot of Stand By Me and then go on a soft adventure of female discovery cause we're talking about Now and Then ! In this episode, Kat and Jocelyn discuss the excellent performances of the teen cast, how lucky Christina Ricci was to get to kiss Devon Sawa TWICE, and how this movie is FAR more Then than it is Now . This episode brought to you in part by Your Super . Your Super is on a missi...

Put on a plastic dress and stand up bravely to your former classmates cause we're talking about Romy and Michele's High School Reunion ! This week, Kat and Jocelyn discuss excellent performances, insane-o dream sequences, and reveal our nicknames for our boobs.  This episode is brought to you by Candid Co, makers of clear aligners that straighten your teeth faster than traditional wire braces. The...

Hit a dude with your car then scream "WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?" at the trees cause we're talking about  I Know What You Did Last Summer ! In this final episode of Spooktober, Kat and Jocelyn discuss how these teens are legit murderers, the hardest plot bail we've ever seen, and the funniest rope-related death ever. Check out  www. TeePublic.com  and discover your next favourite Tee. Psst... they...

Suck out a kid's life force then perform a vampy rendition of "I Put A Spell On You" cause we're talking about Hocus Pocus ! Kat and Jocelyn discuss WILD tonal shifts, amazing comedic performances, and how Kat realized a particular storytelling dream, only to discover it WASN'T what she thought it would be... This episode brought to you in part by SIMPLE Mobile. SIMPLE Mobile offers affordable no-...

Grab a very cheap mask and chase two teens around an empty school, cause we're talking about  Halloween: H20!  In this latest episode in our month of Screams N' Scares, Kat and Jocelyn discuss all aspects of this GENUINELY bad film, including how John is a terrible son (but still super hot), ways we would keep Michael Myers from attacking us, and what an inconvenient title  Halloween: H20  is. Als...

Get marooned on an island and then scream and flail as your head mask is filled with bees cause we're talking about The Wicker Man ! In this latest episode of our month of Spooky Scream-os, Kat and Jocelyn discuss all aspects of this bonkers film, from Nic Cage's ludicrous performance to how inconvenient the women's plan is, and invent their latest film, called, An Island Of Dianes . This episode...

HAPPY HALLOWEEN! Since Dracula's birthday is coming up (note: AKA Halloween) (also note: may not be his actual b-day), we're celebrating with a month of chills, thrills, spills, and CHILLS, starting with Wes Craven's  Scream ! We talk about how Matthew Lillard is the cilantro of actors, how great Rose McGowan looked as a blonde, and what a bummer character Randy turned out to be. This episode is b...

Cut up an old raincoat and live in the sewers with a bunch of rocket-bedecked penguins cause we're talking about  Batman Returns ! Kat and Jocelyn discuss Tim Burton's controversial sequel, touching on great performances, strange tonal shifts, how Christopher Walken is never curious, and Jocelyn's great idea for a new superhero franchise. This episode brought to you in part by Your Super . Your Su...

Grab a large bracelet and some of the worst CGI of all time cause we're talking about  The Mummy Returns ! By popular demand, Kat and Jocelyn dive into  The Mummy 's weird sequel, touching on tiny mummies, a decently written child character, and a new superhero they've just invented. This episode brought to you in part by SIMPLE Mobile. SIMPLE Mobile offers affordable no-contract plans and the hot...

Take the floorboards out of the floor and bounce around on a trampoline cause we're talking about  Step Up 2: The Streets ! Kat and Jocelyn discuss Sonja Sohn being used purely for exposition, great dance sequences, and wonder whether these kids will EVER step up! (2) (The Streets) This episode brought to you in part by KiwiCo . KiwiCo creates super cool hands-on projects for kids to make learning...

Grab a vine and slam into a pole cause we're talking about  George of the Jungle ! Kat and Jocelyn discuss Brendan Fraser's adorable performance, Leslie Mann's excellent hair, and whether or not this movie actually constitutes a female gaze. This episode is also brought to you by FIGS. FIGS create the highest quality medical apparel so that medical professionals look their best, feel their best, a...

Grab a magical mailbox and a wildly inconvenient plot device cause we're talking about The Lake House ! Kat and Jocelyn discuss how this plot is impenetrable to criticism (but not for good reasons), the romance of an epistolary device, and how there's NOT ENOUGH SANDRA BULLOCK AND KEANU REEVES TOGETHER. This episode brought to you in part by Pretty Litter . Pretty Litter has next level odor protec...

Grab a pair of goggles and the latest monster in the IHIBILI pantheon, cause we're talking about Pitch Black ! Kat and Jocelyn discuss amazing monster design, lunatic filters, and Jocelyn comes up with a catchphrase that Kat visibly hates! This episode brought to you in part by ThirdLove. When it comes to bra shopping, it's all about finding the right fit for you. And there's only one lingerie bra...