I Hate It But I Love It

Shout "QUACK" at an adult and then perform what surely must be an illegal hockey move cause we're talking about  The Mighty Ducks ! Kat and Jocelyn discuss unearned redemption arcs, hokey attempts to insert humour, ersatz Randy Newman music, and who Kat thought played the old man. This episode brought to you in part by  Pretty Litter . Pretty Litter has next level odor protection, is delivered rig...

Get out your animal crackers and some painfully hokey sex scene dialogue, and then PUT THEM AWAY cause that's the OTHER space rock disaster movie and we're talking about  Deep Impact ! Kat and Jocelyn discuss why this movie's so light on the ol' Sobiesk, talk about our survival instincts, and discuss what the initial plans for dealing with the comet were. Today's episode brought to you in part by...

Watch a volcano explode and then passively comment that a volcano is exploding because we're talking about the (very bad) movie  Volcano ! Kat and Jocelyn discuss how this movie inappropriately shoehorns in major issues, how Tommy Lee Jones is actively trying to make this movie end faster, and note that this volcano specifically has it out for crotches. This episode brought to you in part by  Gree...

Screech "Get off my plane" as you HORRIFICALLY MURDER A MAN cause we're talking about  Air Force One ! Kat and Jocelyn discuss how Harrison Ford's for sure getting impeached, how Glenn Close ALSO does a bad job at her job, and Wolfgang Petersen makes his marvelous return to the podcast. This episode is brought to you in part by FIGS. FIGS create the highest quality medical apparel so that medical...

Put on your Sunday shoes, which apparently means "dance?", cause we're talking about Footloose ! Kat and Jocelyn talk about embarrassing dance sequences, the one very specific reason that Bomont is paradise, and discuss some creative moves on the dance floor. This episode brought to you in part by Pretty Litter . Pretty Litter has next level odor protection, is delivered right to your door in a li...

Wear a hoodie under a blazer and deliver an incredibly wordy monologue cause we're talking about Kevin Smith's  Dogma ! We discuss how watching this film means doing crime for the BEST of reasons, reminisce about how Ben Affleck gets cast in movies, and discuss how it's a pretty steep slope from here until  Tusk , Jocelyn's dreaded mortal enemy of a film.   Today's episode brought to you in part b...

Put on a spangly floor-length robe and adopt an impenetrably thick Transylvanian accent because we're talking about  Bram Stoker's Dracula ! Kat and Jocelyn discuss their BIG love and hate for this truly wild film, touching on the variations on the vampire myth, why Keanu Reeves is poorly served by this film (and poorly serves this film), and wonder what happens to Dracula's anatomy when he turns...

Write a rap that would in no way help you pass a test cause we're talking about  The Baby-sitters Club ! Kat and Jocelyn discuss how disturbing the Stacey-Luca plotline is, how Ellen Burstyn had every right to be annoyed, and which BSC books/characters were their faves. This episode is brought to you in part by FIGS. FIGS create the highest quality medical apparel so that medical professionals loo...

Scream incoherently and steal a fish cause we're talking about  Jerry Maguire ! Kat and Jocelyn discuss the 1996 film  Jerry Maguire , touching on how the film conflates cynicism with realism, how the ending of the movie is NOT really as romantic as people think, and how the character of Ray is TOO cute. This episode brought to you in part by  Pretty Litter . Pretty Litter has next level odor prot...

Take the basic gist of  Friday Night Lights , then subtract all the humanity and charm, then add a real POS as the hero, cause we're talking about  Varsity Blues ! Kat and Jocelyn discuss how Mox is a pure sociopath, how Billy Bob should be the hero of the film, and how Jocelyn doesn't know football terminology. This episode is brought to you in part by TeePublic . Check out www. TeePublic.com and...

Pop in a pair of too-light contacts and SCREAM FOR MANY HOURS cause we're talking about  Interview With The Vampire!  Kat and Jocelyn discuss how Kirsten Dunst rules, how Tom Cruise is a ham and cheese sandwich, and how neither of them had fully seen this film before and were DEEPLY surprised by what it had to offer. This episode is brought to you in part by TeePublic . Check out www. TeePublic.co...

Wrap a cardigan around your head and then do a very loose approximation of hip hop dancing cause we're talking about  Save The Last Dance!  Kat and Jocelyn discuss bad jazz dads, charming Kerry Washington performances, and the WORST BIG DANCE SEQUENCE OF ALL TIME.  Brought to you in part by Sundance Now . AMC Network's Sundance Now is a premium streaming video service, offering a rich selection of...

Join a secret society that is in no way secret and get in a cage with a guy you should kiss but somehow don't because we're talking about  The Skulls ! Kat and Jocelyn discuss the reasons why Kat would be terrible at running a secret society, touch upon how NOTHING is resolved by the end of this film, and Jocelyn re-enacts a truly terrible acting moment in Paul Walker's career.  This episode broug...

Slap on some red lipstick and sing a musical number that in no way replicates real burlesque cause we're talking about the movie  Burlesque ! Kat and Jocelyn discuss Christina Aguilera's signature honk, how Stanley Tucci was cast to play a "Stanley Tucci type", and how the real bad guy of this movie is... real estate, somehow? Edited by  Andrew Ivimey  and produced for the  From Superheroes  netwo...

Get a terribly rendered animation of an improbably large snake and one of the weirdest performances ever committed to film cause we're talking about  Anaconda ! Kat and Jocelyn discuss the bonkersosity of Jon Voight's performance, how Owen Wilson's character is separately but equally a bummer, and Jocelyn insists that Kat not get a snake. This episode brought to you in part by Raycon . It's a wire...

Play some tremulous folk rock and assemble a cast of oversexed cartoon characters cause we're talking about  The Last Unicorn ! Kat and Jocelyn discuss how this film feels like a fever dream, Alan Arkin's deeply unmotivated performance, and whether or not Jeff Bridges' character got a tattoo in a deeply personal place. Edited by Andrew Ivimey and produced for the From Superheroes network. Visit ww...

Grab a loudmouthed rabbit and the scariest villain of all time cause we're talking about  Who Framed Roger Rabbit! Kat and Jocelyn discuss enormous technical accomplishments, tonal inconsistencies, and MOURN THE DEATH OF THAT LITTLE SHOE ARE YOU KIDDING ME OH MY GOD. This episode is brought to you in part by FIGS. FIGS create the highest quality medical apparel so that medical professionals look t...

Use your high-grade radio equipment to create a teen cult (whoops) cause we're talking about  Pump Up The Volume ! Kat and Jocelyn discuss Christian Slater's excellent performance, how the parents in this movie are VERY stupid, and Jocelyn writes a wonderful (terrible) new musical. This episode brought to you in part by  Warby Parker . Warby Parker offers boutique-quality eyewear at an evolutionar...

Grab a dress made of rubber bands and talk about world peace cause we're talking about Miss Congeniality ! Kat and Jocelyn discuss how no one in this film is a good FBI agent, how every man in this movie is a howling horny wolf from a Warner Bros. cartoon, and how this movie's "Yay pageants!" agenda is... questionable? This episode brought to you in part by Raycon . It's a wireless world and every...

Make an enormous machine that horribly endangers everyone in your immediate family PLUS your neighbours cause we're talking about Honey I Shrunk The Kids!  Alongside special guests Rebecca Reeds and Craig Fay of  The Villain Was Right , Kat and Jocelyn discuss how Matt Frewer is the true hero of this film, how Rick Moranis's character is a terrifying criminal, whether or not Anty is cute (with ans...

Shriek "Bangarang" as you throw some disgusting looking "food" around because we're talking about  Hook ! Kat and Jocelyn discuss some truly wonderful child actor performances (and some truly not awful ones), discuss the "TinkerHell" controversy, and talk about the perpetually terrifying "Boo Box". This episode brought to you in part by Pretty Litter . Pretty Litter has next level odor protection,...

Take the plot of  Avatar  and deliver it in a fraction of the time because we're talking about  FernGully: The Last Rainforest ! Kat and Jocelyn discuss a film set in Australia that has no Australian accents, the first ever "bad boy" character to play the... pan.... flute... and the TRULY BANANAS ENERGY OF HEXXUS. Edited by Andrew Ivimey and produced for the From Superheroes network. Visit www. Fr...

Fall off the Brooklyn Bridge and get into some wacky out-of-time hijinks cause we're talking about  Kate and Leopold! Kat and Jocelyn discuss how hard Hugh Jackman is working to make this movie anything, contemplate other historical figures that would be great in a rom-com scenario ( Kate and Napoleon, anyone?), and get a glimpse into Kat's time travel style compared to Jocelyn's. This episode bro...

Loudly sing "Wouldn't It Be Nice" as you paint a shed before your family paints it white again to MAINTAIN THE RUSE, cause we're talking about  50 First Dates ! Kat and Jocelyn discuss inconsistent tones, off-colour jokes, and a surprisingly sweet core to this movie that we LOVE. This episode brought to you in part by Rothy's. Rothy's is the everyday flat for life on the go. It will blow your mind...

Snottily hold on to a bunch of old records and then judge everyone and everything around you even though (spoiler alert) you're a bit of a creep cause we're talking about High Fidelity ! Kat and Jocelyn discuss Justice 4 Laura, rumours about John Cusack, and Jocelyn's one weird dream about Jack Black. This episode is brought to you in part by FIGS. FIGS create the highest quality medical apparel s...