How To Do Everything with Tommy Dassalo

This week I'm joined by JUSTIN HAMILTON and LEHMO! We chat about me getting starstruck every time I see Lehmo in the street, memorable graffiti that we've been struck by, and I've been to a music festival and had my own Odyssey attempting to get home! How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini e...

This week I'm joined by the Ambassador for Golf Australia, LIZZY HOO , and the Ambassador for Comedy Australia, BEN LOMAS! We get stuck into the embarrassing collection of "artefacts" in my office, Lomas' soft ban from a comedy gig and then it's into the main topic of conversation: Lizzy Hoo's recent role as Ambassador for Golf Australia! How did she get into golf, what o...

I'm home alone and I'm joined by LLOYD LANGFORD and CARL DONNELLY! My house has gone into absolute disrepair while my partner's away, Carl's been watching mostly terrible movies on flights, Lloyd wants to buy a metal detector, I've been making hot sauce AND I have a kids book coming out soon! How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for a...

It's a rare Saturday Morning record this week, with DANIELLE WALKER and MATT STEWART! We try and figure out what I'm doing wrong at the gym, Danielle's been smooching men in hats, Matt knows too much about horses and we're putting together a Guess Who board based on comedians. How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a mon...

It's a special Brisbane Jocks episode this week as I'm joined by ED KAVALEE and BEN KNIGHT! We chat about which NRL team I should support and the wild world of Brisbane celebrities. We also discover the even nerdier side of Tony Martin, Gary Sweet's IMDB page, and the etiquette of watching movies at the library. Plus Ed's workshopped a way to take Knighty's career into the stra...

Better late than never! This week I'm joined by TOM BALLARD and BEN SEARLE! We get straight down to business: there's a show coming out soon that is largely about my life that I had nothing to do with! Will I get to be in the spin-off? Can I start a reality tour? We also hear about Tom's show causing issues for a venue manager in Ireland, what Searlo's dad wanted to call him, and I...

This week I'm joined by KIRSTY WEBECK and DAMIAN CALLINAN! Have I fallen victim to a red light mask scam? Was I too harsh in the note that I wrote to an outrageously inconsiderate car parker in my street? My guests seem to think so! Plus we hear about Damian discovering a delivery driver in peril, we workshop ways to improve the car horn, and Kirsty refuses to let one of her stories get edited out...

This week I'm slipping on the pork pie hat, the checkerboard shoes and whatever the hell else ska musicians wear, as I welcome DAVE O'NEIL and GEN FRICKER onto the show! We chat about Gen's dad's musical background which of course leads us into Dave's musical background - his early ska band, his regional UK pilgrimage to see his favourite bands, and throwing eggs at Bryan Adams! We also get into t...

This week I'm joined by MILLIE HOLTEN and BEN RUSSELL! Ben's just crawled out of bed so we chat about our shared love of burning the midnight oil. We also get into how to quit vaping, the mysteries of condiments, British food, when are you too old to get a tattoo and we discover that we all have the exact same Youtube algorithm. How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToD...

This week (after a brief clean up in the "studio") I’m joined by LUKE KIDGELL and BRETT BLAKE ! Brett’s been starting brawls in the snow so Kidgell and I try and figure out if there’s a terrain that Brett hasn’t brawled on. Kidgell’s taped a special and been interrupted the entire way through, Brett’s taped a special in a prison, and I’ve travelled to a medieval castle so we try to figure out: is...

It's my birthday and I've received the greatest present I could have asked for: finally getting dream guest YUMI STYNES on the show! If there's anyone who knows How To Do Everything, it's Yumi, and we cover a lot of ground: navigating friendships as you get older, financial literacy, pashing Robbie Williams, wearing big suits at the Opera House, and SO much more! How To Do Everything is on Patreon...

Two huge guests this week: WIL ANDERSON and PETER HELLIAR! Pete doesn't think his golf clubs will be safe in my surburb, I've been gifted an unbelievable piece of comedy memorabilia, Pete's been humbled by Chris Rock and Wil's been linking up with the other Will Andersons of the world. Thanks to Titleist! How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as littl...

After being marched around the building I finally managed to sit down with DILRUK JAYASINHA and LEHMO for a special travel-themed episode where we accidentally talk about Bin Laden and insurance companies but also wedge in a mysterious item that broke in my suitcase, annoying people in resorts and a stranger taking candid photos of me! Plus, I'm a "notable alumni"! How To Do Everything is on Patre...

It's the return of JOSH EARL and the debut of my Filthy Casuals co-host BEN VERNEL! We chat about a war of the words in regards to my ex local supermarket, the only reason I've never tried heroin, Ben discovering his fathers porno stash, Josh getting into a fight at the basketball, and me learning a valuable lesson on social media back in it's heyday! How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up no...

This week, BRON LEWIS and BEN LOMAS join me, fresh off the plane to chat about their recent holidays! Bron's chosen some brutal inflight entertainment, Lomas has been doing corporate gigs, I've copped it in the DM's and we hear about Lomas linking up with an old friend of mine in Japan! How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and...

HARLEY BREEN makes his debut on the show alongside returning guest DAVE THORNTON! We chat about Harley's free range parenting out in the bush and Dave's audience interactions at a corporate gig PLUS Harley and I have been accosted in the green room of a recent gig by one of the great political commentators, I've been roasted by Harley's son and I've gotten a rat out of my house in perhaps the most...

Another episode from beautiful Sydney with GEN FRICKER and KATE DEHNERT! We chat about Kate's love of Bourke st. Myer, people shagging in David Jones change rooms, how to get the cheapest cans of beans, walking two and a half hours to a comedy gig, and the existential spiral I've gone into after failing an identity verification test. How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/H...

I'm in Sydney this week so of course I had to get together with JUSTIN HAMILTON and ADAM RICHARD ! I've had a BIG night right before this, involving a chaotic beginning to a show, two bizarre interactions with the same audience member, and a disastrous attempt at doing comedy in the toilets. We also chat about micromanaging comedy gigs, the drive in, and Adam's had crabs. Fun! How To Do Everything...

One of the all-time greats DENISE SCOTT joins me this week for a HUGE episode! We get stuck into our mutual best friend: The Big C. How did Denise approach the challenge of writing and touring a show about her recent cancer battle and how does she deal with audience interaction during a show about such a heavy topic? We also discuss her current Logie nomination and her experiences at the ceremony...

TIM HEWITT and ZACK DYER join me this week to chat about performing comedy at private parties, trimming trees in a swingers house, visiting Mad magazine, me trying to locate a house party on my block over the weekend and some incredible MCing that I saw while performing at a Greens fundraiser! Come see my show 'A Seven Minute Voice Memo, Left On Seen' in Brisbane on July 2, and Sydney on July 4. T...

It's a good old fashioned silly boys muck around this week with BEN KNIGHT and NICK CAPPER! We chat about my breakdancing personal trainer, the worst chains in the food court, Capper's finally decided to be more childish, and I've taken umbrage with Knighty moving away from the Sunshine Coast. Come see my show 'A Seven Minute Voice Memo, Left On Seen' in Brisbane on July 2, and Sydney on July 4. T...

MISTER SPELLING himself GUY MONTGOMERY joins me this week for a far-reaching chat about the beautiful human mind. Waiting for your turn in conversation, letting the mind run free while falling asleep, what's the most interesting thing about you? and belly button lint. Fun stuff! Come see my show 'A Seven Minute Voice Memo, Left On Seen' in Brisbane on July 2, and Sydney on July 4. Tickets here. Ho...

JOSH THOMAS has just spent a month at the Comedy Festival performing magic tricks every night - is he going to be able to teach me how to do these tricks, or will I need to consult AI? I’m on the verge of booking an appointment with a pet psychic, Josh has had to stop signing autographs on body parts, have I created any media that’s made a young person have a realisation about themselves? And the...

BRETT BLAKE and JOSH EARL join me to reminisce about the joys of drinking alcohol as young person: our first times trying booze, my dad getting leathered at my 21st, Josh's kids new Youtube channel, and Brett's hard rubbish TV. PLUS we hear about Brett being detained by customs in New Caledonia and have I been accidentally staying in a swingers house? How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up no...

SAM TAUNTON and ALEX WARD join me this week to discuss airplane material and travelling without the internet. I've gone a little bit overboard celebrating my dog's birthday, Taunton's been haemorrhaging money at Adelaide cafes and we cook up a dystopian new advertising trend that we're worryingly positive about. How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for a...