Help I Sexted My Boss

The boys are touching wood in the studio as they reveal all about their own superstitions. Spolier: Jordan has loads, William has none. Elsewhere there's a Granny putting something strange in her eye at night, the boys learn that you shouldn't put duck butter in your mouth and Ben and Jordan open up their very own BJ Services. Download SAILY in your app store and use the Sexted code HOLIDAYEXPERT...

Who on earth could possibly go to the gym and lose only ONE of their shoes? Who has taken up parkour with aplomb? Who is missing out on a trip to Benidorm with the lads? Find out all the answers and more as William and Jordan solve your dilemmas, involving what you should wear in a nightclub and how to get over walking in on your boyfriend getting intimate with your mother. If you want to get invo...

William’s giddy after finding a silver spoon (and no, it wasn’t in his mouth), whereas Jordan is left rueing missed opportunities after failing to get ahead of the competition and invest in a padel court. The boys also tackle a new word from Urban Dictionary and stumble across the perfect drag name for our Jord. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our...

It was bound to happen. The law catches up with us all eventually, and Jordan North is no exception to that rule. What none of us could have expected was for the law to barge in and confront him in the middle of the podcast! Luckily for all of us, William and Jordan can still solve modern day dilemmas - even if one of them is in handcuffs. Expect everything from wearing your wife’s knickers to eme...

Every day is a school day, and that’s no exception (even on this podcast) as the boys learn a brand new phrase from ‘Urban Dictionary’ that will take them right to the edge. They also delve into your responses concerning knowing your limits on a night out and why you are still using old tech. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsle...

There’s been a lot of role reversals going on lately. Jordan has been taking after dinner walks to admire the beauty of mother nature, while William is swapping his chintz era for a barbecue flavoured one. The boys are also on hand to help with dilemmas involving working with younger colleagues, eating in supermarkets, and the dos and don'ts of using fish knives. If you want to get involved you ca...

Justin Bieber isn’t the only one who’s been going through the archives looking at old videos on YouTube; we’ve also found a gold mine of content from Jordan to laugh/cry/cringe at (don’t worry, William doesn’t escape his past either). The boys also have plenty to comment on regarding Paris, clapping in church, and illegal cheese. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted f...

Jordan’s back from his holiday to Nashville and has many ‘mighty fine’ tales to tell. Meanwhile, William is in need of your help as he needs a name for one of the newest members of his household staff. The boys also tackle your dilemmas regarding attending weddings solo and whether dry humping still counts? If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free...

William’s been busy cleaning his skirting boards, and it’s getting Jordan VERY flustered. The boys also dive into plenty of discussion regarding barnacle penises, belly button fluff, and the mystery behind giving Viagra to hamsters as they react to your niche interests and facts. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can...

The boys are back in the studio after the tour and there's lots to debrief on. William's been out partying (again) and Jordan's been working on a couple of new impressions that we're still unsure about. The boys also tackle your modern-day dilemmas involving how to get over being in love with a well-dressed gay man and how to recover after accidentally asking your boss to stick his sausage in you....

What do you do when you've got a long drive with the UK's leading etiquette expert? Make him eat KFC, of course. The boys also discuss whether your tour predictions came true and Jordan's biggest regret. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok , and watch the latest episode ever...

The boys are back on the bus leaving the bonnie streets of Glasgow for the nostalgic sights of Manchester. Jordan is regretting getting overly excited with a half pint of Buckfast, while William is regretting agreeing to let Producer Ben read the dilemmas - even if it means saving himself from feeling carsick. After getting over Ben's monotone voice, they tackle your dilemmas involving accidentall...

Jordan has got the results from another of his "classic" polls, and this time it's about urinating. Meanwhile, William reveals a magically embarrassing reason for missing out on seeing the Grand Canyon as a child. The boys also respond to your correspondence on being too old for oral sex and reveal the gifts they got each other from a service station. If you want to get involved you can email us ,...

The boys are on tour and behaving badly at the back of the bus! Jordan won't stop telling the WAGs off and William's making production crew give up their bunks for his personal belongings. But in between the horse anecdotes and train terrors, there's always time for your dilemmas, which include whether it's okay to sleep with your child's teacher or use someone's dirty toilet paper. If you want to...

After William got a telling-off from Jordan for being too old to use certain emojis, the boys are back to debating all the things we're too old to do - and why some things are better when you're older! There's also plenty of discussion on lads' mags, seeing ghosts and why metal detectorists give William the ick. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our...

As soon as the boys entered the studio, an argument erupted after Jordan found out William and Producer Ben had been invading his happy place (the gym). There’s also a selection of dilemmas that will be sure to go down in Sexted folklore regarding jam jars, slapping bums, and farts. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You...

Jordan has noticed something unusually ‘masculine’ about William that he’s been too scared to mention until now, while William has arranged a little Mother’s Day surprise for Jordan’s Jolly Joke. The boys also discuss their favourite names and Northern girls at weddings. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow u...

Jordan is over the moon after getting the call-up to the England team for Soccer Aid, while William is facing the reality that it might be time to stop living his 20s in his 30s and grow up! Plus, the boys solve your modern-day dilemmas regarding when it’s appropriate to reveal your private train collection to a date, and whether having a nut allergy can be considered an ‘ick’. If you want to get...

There’s fallout from Jordan’s birthday after William let a key part of the weekend slip through his carefully manicured fingers. There are also heated discussions about Blue Peter badges, Paddington Bear and the revelation that William has NEVER had a KFC. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Ins...

The boys are having a tough time lately. Jordan’s still recovering from having his wisdom teeth removed and is drooling everywhere, whilst William has ‘misplaced’ his passport - and it’s really not the sort of admin he wants to be dealing with right now. There are also plenty of dilemmas to tackle, including how to tell your mum her wedding outfit is horrible and what you should do when you get pr...

From the reason you unfollowed them to the words you've always mispronounced, there's plenty of your responses that give William and Jordan a giggle. There's also time for Jordan to revealing all about his chest and William's not happy about your birthday posts. Download SAILY in your app store and use the Sexted code HOLIDAYEXPERT at checkout to get an exclusive 15% off your first purchase! For f...

Who's more high maintenance out of our favourite podcast pair? The boys can't quite decide in the studio as tensions run high, though they do love each other really. Elsewhere Jordan prepares to have his wisdom teeth pulled out, a G&Diva's mum has an unexpected battery-changing request and EPB shares an embarrassing story from a session in the gym - except he wasn't the one left embarrassed! Downl...

There are a few things that stress Jordan out: to-do lists, unread messages, a missing dressing gown belt. But you’ll never guess the reason that made Jordan FAINT! The boys also cover their big plans for Jordan’s birthday and why Producer Ben is the Voldemort of Help I Sexted My Boss. Download SAILY in your app store and use the Sexted code HOLIDAYEXPERT at checkout to get an exclusive 15% off yo...

We’ve all been there. You’re trying to live your best life. Be the best version of yourself. Eat right. Sleep right. Exercise daily. But life has a cruel way of turning all your efforts against you. It’s just not very often that it manifests as you smelling like rotten fish. If that makes no sense, don’t worry - William and Jordan will explain all! Plus, the boys discuss whether you should ever ge...

Jordan reveals the results from his latest ‘Jordan’s North Poll’ on towels and the G&Diva’s have inundated us with their most BORING work chats they’ve ever had. We also find out the meaning of the phrase ‘Burnley Wallet’ and the boys have a heated discussion over which one of them is the campest. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva n...