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Jordan North has recently become ‘aloof’ with pantry moths, which William Hanson deemed dead posh. Naturally, this got the boys wondering about YOUR most middle-class problems. But before we get too carried away with the Waitrose lifestyle, the boys bring things firmly back to the gutter with a debate about how you wash your willy. -- Want more Sexted in your life? Join Help I Sexted My Boss Out O...

William Hanson had a brush with death this week, coming dangerously close to a full knockout on his way to the airport. Meanwhile, Jordan North has discovered Spain’s finest cleaning products and decided they’re better than any aftershave money can buy. Plus, the boys tackle your burning dilemmas, including delivery drivers doing a poo, whether you should surrender your bed to a guest, and oral ex...

After Jordan North’s recent discovery of the Affogato, things take a turn for the extraordinary as he gets his hands on the infamous McAffogato. And if that wasn’t riveting enough, Jordan and William get into the surprisingly heated topic of their MOST HATED cutlery. Plus, there’s a shocking revelation that William Hanson does not own a TIN OPENER. Has he finally taken being posh too far? Want mor...

It's been a long time coming, but Jordan's latest house guests mean he has finally out-poshed William Hanson - and he's NOT happy about it. The boys also take on answering your dilemmas involving masters, party playlists and how to deal with dating someone whose name is less than ideal. Want more Sexted in your life? Join Help I Sexted My Boss Out Of Office for exclusive episodes every...

William and Jordan are here to answer the question that everyone wants to know the answer to: How many penises are there on the Bayeux Tapestry? William also finally convinces Jordan to take on the NY Times Mini crossword and the boys discover the true meaning behind the 'sit down wee hammock'. -- Want more Sexted in your life? Join Help I Sexted My Boss Out Of Office for exclusive episode...

After Jordan discovers the next summer 'smash' which apparently we'll all be putting in our mouths next year, he's brought back down to earth with a bang after finding out William's been getting his lips around it for years. The boys also tackle some CRAZY dilemmas involving hot desking at the office and what NOT to do just after having laser eye surgery. -- Want more Sexted in...

Who doesn’t like a warm bum on a cold toilet seat? A little tongue in the ear action? It’s all about personal preference! The boys also discuss which everyday objects should have extras attached to them - for better or worse… Want more Sexted in your life? Join Help I Sexted My Boss Out Of Office for exclusive episodes every WEDNESDAY on Patreon! Just head to sextedmyboss.com/patreon Want MORE Hel...

In a creative decision that literally everyone (no one) asked for, we are proud to announce the first ever Help I Sexted My Boss episode with added ‘Ben Cam’. The boys also address your dilemmas regarding telling people they can’t vape in your house and how to tell your partner you want to be locked in a cage. Want more Sexted in your life? Join Help I Sexted My Boss Out Of Office for exclusive ep...

Is Jordan North a FRUBER?! One G&Diva has blown the lid off the weird and wonderful world of Frube related activities, and frankly, we’re not sure the boys will ever look at a yoghurt tube the same way again… PLUS, William Hanson tackles more of your burning etiquette questions. Can you eat the froth off a cappuccino? Are fridge magnets 'normal'? And, how long is too long to pay someone back? Want...

What exactly counts as intimate ? Jordan North and William Hanson have VERY different answers, and neither is willing to back down. Jordan is also forced to confront the fact he’s stolen one of William’s toilet habits after previously judging him for it. Has he changed AGAIN?  Plus, the boys tackle your dilemmas from husbands watching smut on X, to the correct way to tuck. We’re a broad churc...

Could YOU still pass a Year 6 exam? Jordan North and William Hanson are about to find out, as the boys put their brains to the ultimate test and attempt to remember ANYTHING they learnt when they were 10 years old. PLUS, they take a trip down memory lane to reminisce about the ICONIC school rumours of the early 00s . Who started them? Which ones did they actually believe? And, most importantly, ho...

It's time to iron the white shirts and dust off the silk ties - William and Jordan are going back to school! The boys discuss how long a school tie should be, going to Saturday school, and why Jordan had to regularly forge his mum's signature. There's also a selection of school-based dilemmas to assist with, including having a crush at 16, and how to get a dodgy looking stain out of the crotch are...

Would you be cringed out listening to a version of yourself from nearly 10 years ago? Well that’s exactly the ordeal that Jordan was put through as we replayed moments from the first couple of series to see once and for all if he’s really changed. There’s time for a Mary Poppins spoof, your Sexted hardware stores and a rebuttal from a card-carrying Catholic. If you want to get involved you can ema...

Every day's a school day, and that even counts on your holidays. Jordan learnt that you should never iron naked in Spain and William learnt that martinis are always dirty in Chicago. But if you listen to this episode, there's plenty for you to learn. From how to deal with a fellow restaurant-goer who's filming his fancy meal, to whether millennial grey is classier than a more vibrant colourway. An...

Jordan North reaches breaking point during a fiercely competitive game of Guess the ’90s Children’s TV Theme, as one innocent theme tune sends him into complete disarray. Meanwhile, the boys are faced with another mystery from the Sexted universe as they attempt to piece together the clues and work out exactly whose coffee table is whose. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more...

Have you got a limp wrist? A soft shake? If so, Jordan North thinks he knows exactly what sort of person you are. The boys also debrief on what REALLY happened at the Sexted and Capital Breakfast BBQ, including trying to find out who stole Jordan’s microwave. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on...

William Hanson and Jordan North get uncharacteristically steamy this week, reeling off a list of X-rated G&Diva movie titles so filthy they had the entire team wheezing on the studio floor. Elsewhere, the lads once again try to settle the nation's most riveting debate: how often should you actually wash your sheets? They also receive a letter from one impeccably well-to-do G&Diva determined to out...

Jordan is becoming a man of culture, and he's found the perfect phrase to let everyone around him know it. Meanwhile, William is extremely upset about the state of the toilet paper industry. The boys also tackle your dilemmas on standing at concerts and borrowing your neighbour's sex toys. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newslette...

William Hanson and Jordan North take part in an etiquette test and discuss the pros and cons of being a big spoon/little spoon. The boys also dive into some listener replies regarding sh*gging with a smart watch on and find out what really happened after a G&Diva's dentist proposed to her. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newslette...

Jordan's latest moustache has been attracting plenty of attention, although perhaps not for the reasons he'd hoped, while William's recent etiquette video has the internet wondering whether common sense really needed its own series? There's also plenty of dilemmas to get through, including what to do when your dad's testicles unexpectedly appear on Twitter and how to politely tell people to stop a...

Could you imagine William as a London tour guide? Jordan as a camp counsellor? In today’s episode, the boys go through your suggestions for their alternative jobs and hear your ideas for what they need to do before they turn 40. If you want to get involved you can email us , and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok , and watc...

How would you react if you got more than you bargained for from a dodgy copy of Beauty and The Beast? William and Jordan find out the answer to that question and more. Jordan's also complaining that your favourite holiday card game has gone "woke" and William wraps up his time on the West End, never to be mentioned again! If you want to get involved you can email us . You can follow us and DM on I...

William and Jordan are being taken for a ride this week as they decide the campest modes of transport. There's also more keeping white clothes white chat and William remembers the time his penthouse almost went up in flames. If you want to get involved you can email us . You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok , and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on YouTube . Hosted on...

Jordan's convinced the flavour of chocolate has changed, William's suddenly obsessed with crocs (not the shoes) and one G&Diva needs to convince their ex situationship they're not trying to exchange their sunglasses for a shag. If you want to get involved you can email us . You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok , and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on YouTube . Hosted...

Someone's been a very naughty boy, and the etiquette police have come knocking for William. Will his defence stand up to scrutiny, or will he be sent to prison quicker than you can say "laser pointer" to a Swiss customs official? Meanwhile, Jordan's decided there's only ONE reason anyone really needs air conditioning. If you want to get involved you can email us . You can follow us and DM on Insta...