Half-Ass Movie Podcast

We are right in the MIDDLE of Wrestlemania and we're three deep into our Wrestlemania Month and this week we've got two men who've spent a bit of time in the ring (one a lot more than the other, but you get what I'm saying!) and this week we're talking ROCKY III with Mr. T and Hulk Hogan...oh, and some Stallone guy too. Executive Producers:  Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick Th...

This week the boys of HMP continue down the road to WRESTLEMAINA and this week we're getting into the ring with a biopic based on the wrestler Paige from the WWE. She grew up in a wrestling family- but what happens when only one of them is tapped for greatness?  Executive Producers:  Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Matthew Schnapp, Noah Overton (Noah of The...

It's a new Month and that means a NEW Theme and THIS month the boys of HMP are talking WRESTLING as Wrestlemania approaches and we're going from most realistic representation of Wrestling to the most outlandish- but we're starting off with the most grounded of stories as it's based on real life. Channing Tatum, Mark Ruffalo and Steve Carell star in 2014's FOXCATCHER- U.S. Olympic wrestling champio...

This week the boys of HMP close out their MARCH OF DIMES Series with FIGHT CLUB (1999) starting Brad Pitt, Edward Norton and Helena Bonham Carter, directed by David Fincher. Executive Producers:  Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Matthew Schnapp, Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Peter "Not SoBad Lookin'" Pernice Listen to the HMP Live Stream, Sunday Nigh...

In a LAST Minute move the boys of HMP decided to call an AUDIBLE and push the FIGHT CLUB Plans a week as we pull a Hail Mary with PROJECT HAIL MARY from directors LORD and MILLER (THE LEGO MOVIE) staring Ryan Gosling. See Sean's PROJECT HAIL MARY YouTube Review- Like and Subscribe! Executive Producers:  Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Matthew Schnapp, Noah O...

This week the March of Dimes (that's HOT Actors who are 10's aka- Dimes!) and this week we've got a TWOFER! 1967's BAREFOOT IN THE PARK stars two of the most beautiful stars of the era- Robert Redford and Jane Fonda. But will these two lovers quarrel? It's a Neal Simon Movie- of COURSE they are! Executive Producers:  Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Matthew S...

This week the March of Dimes continues with Jennifer Connelly (and Frank Whaley, I guess) in CAREER OPPORTUNITIES from 1991. Executive Producers:  Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Matthew Schnapp, Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Peter "Not SoBad Lookin'" Pernice Listen to the HMP Live Stream, Sunday Nights and Live Streams with Adam throughout the week...

This week the boys of HMP start a brand new month with The March of Dimes. That's right- 5 weeks of the hottest looking people Hollywood has offered us over the years and we start out with a particularly interesting choice from Sweet Seanzie with Linda Cardellini in SCOOBY-DOO 2: MONSTERS UNLEASHED. Executive Producers:  Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Matth...

This week on HMP we wrap up our Rom-Tom's In Order with the movie that would make he and co-star Meg Ryan even BIGGER stars with SLEEPLESS IN SEATTLE from 1993, directed by Nora Ephron. Executive Producers:  Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Matthew Schnapp, Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Peter "Not SoBad Lookin'" Pernice Listen to the HMP Live Stream,...

This week the boys of HMP journey on in our Rom-Tom's: The Romantic Comedies of Tom Hanks In Order with the first teaming of Hanks and co-star Meg Ryan. You remember the trailers and tv ads- but did the movie live up to it? Executive Producers:  Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Matthew Schnapp, Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Peter "Not SoBad Lookin'"...

This month we are talking Tom Hanks Romantic Comedies or Rom Tom's as we like to call them- IN Order and we continue with Penny Marshall's BIG from 1988… Executive Producers:  Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Matthew Schnapp, Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Peter "Not SoBad Lookin'" Pernice Listen to the HMP Live Stream, Sunday Nights and Live Streams...

This February we bring you a month filled with some Rom and some Com and wrap it up with hands too big for one's body- it's Tom Hanks Rom Com Month and we're talking SPLASH! Executive Producers:  Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Matthew Schnapp, Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Peter "Not SoBad Lookin'" Pernice Listen to the HMP Live Stream, Sunday Nigh...

This week the boys of HMP close out Foreign Films You'd Recommend to Non-Cinephiles with Amélie from 2001. Executive Producers:  Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Matthew Schnapp, Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Peter "Not SoBad Lookin'" Pernice Listen to the HMP Live Stream, Sunday Nights and Live Streams with Adam throughout the week.  YouTube      / ...

This week the boys of HMP continue their series, "Foreign Films You'd Recommend to Non-Cinephiles" with INTACTO (Spain) from 2001. What if LUCK could be stolen? Executive Producers:  Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Matthew Schnapp, Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Peter "Not SoBad Lookin'" Pernice Listen to the HMP Live Stream, Sunday Nights and Live S...

This week the boys of HMP are back on YouTube after a ban and this week we're talking the Sweden film, FORCE MAJEURE from 2014. Executive Producers:  Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Matthew Schnapp, Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Peter "Not SoBad Lookin'" Pernice Listen to the HMP Live Stream, Sunday Nights and Live Streams with Adam throughout the w...

Happy New Year, everyone- we are back for 2026 and we've got yet another year filled with great movie themed months and we decided to kick it off the year with a series we're calling- Foreign Films You'd Recommend to Non-Cinephiles and our first film is from Yuen Woo Ping and Sammo Hung- THE MAGNIFICENT BUTCHER from 1979. Executive Producers:  Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick...

This week, the boys wrap up the month of asking "Is this a Christmas Movie?" with a movie that we'll ask that and how this movie makes us think about the upcoming New Year with THE HOLDOVERS from 2023. Executive Producers:  Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Matthew Schnapp, Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Peter "Not SoBad Lookin'" Pernice Listen to the...

This month the boys of HMP have been asking- "Is this a Christmas Movie?" and this week- we might be as close as we've ever come with GREMLINS from 1984. Executive Producers:  Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Matthew Schnapp, Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Peter "Not SoBad Lookin'" Pernice Listen to the HMP Live Stream, Sunday Nights and Live Streams...

This week the boys continue to ask "Is this a Christmas Movie?" and on this episode we'll explore- THE LONG KISS GOODNIGHT, written by Shane Black, directed by Renny Harlin. Executive Producers:  Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Matthew Schnapp, Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Peter "Not SoBad Lookin'" Pernice Listen to the HMP Live Stream, Sunday Nigh...

This week the boys of HMP ask again as they will do this entire month- Is THIS a Christmas Movie? This week- is WHILE YOU WERE SLEEPING a Christmas Movie? Executive Producers:  Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Matthew Schnapp, Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Peter "Not SoBad Lookin'" Pernice Listen to the HMP Live Stream, Sunday Nights and Live Streams...

This December we are on a mission to DEFINITELY decide what IS and ISN'T a Christmas Movie and we're starting out with the biggest hands in Hollywood with Stephen Spielberg's CATCH ME IF YOU CAN from 2002. Executive Producers:  Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Matthew Schnapp, Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Peter "Not SoBad Lookin'" Pernice Listen to...

This week the boys of HMP close out Thanksgiving Candy with THE Thanksgiving Film- PLANES TRAINS AND AUTOMOBILES from 1987. Executive Producers:  Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Matthew Schnapp, Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Peter "Not SoBad Lookin'" Pernice Listen to the HMP Live Stream, Sunday Nights and Live Streams with Adam throughout the week....

Series with SPACEBALLS from 1987. Is John Candy a BETTER Chewbacca? Executive Producers:  Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Matthew Schnapp, Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Peter "Not SoBad Lookin'" Pernice Listen to the HMP Live Stream, Sunday Nights and Live Streams with Adam throughout the week.  YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@HMPOD Merchandising,...

This week Adam and Sean are short one Bruce but fear not and November Candy rolls on with 1989's UNCLE BUCK. Does UNCLE BUCK deserve to be in the pantheon that is Movies of 1989? Executive Producers:  Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Matthew Schnapp, Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Peter "Not SoBad Lookin'" Pernice Listen to the HMP Live Stream, Sunday...

This week the boys of HMP kick off Thanksgiving Candy with a documentary covering the life and works of John Candy- available now on Prime. Executive Producers:  Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Matthew Schnapp, Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Peter "Not SoBad Lookin'" Pernice Listen to the HMP Live Stream, Sunday Nights and Live Streams with Adam thro...