Half-Ass Movie Podcast

This week we kick off a new month with the most successful, well known and highly celebrated directors all time. Strap in, kids- it's the Summer of Spielberg! Executive Producers:  Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Matthew Schnapp, Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Peter "Not SoBad Lookin'" Pernice Listen to the HMP Live Stream, Sunday Nights and Live Str...

This week we close out our Flashback to HMP Volume 1 as we head to the theaters to ask one more time- Did we make the RIGHT decision? Executive Producers:  Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Matthew Schnapp, Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Peter "Not SoBad Lookin'" Pernice Listen to the HMP Live Stream, Sunday Nights and Live Streams with Adam throughout...

This week we look in on our buddy Daredevil! Last time we left Matt he BARLEY got out by the skin of his teeth…the show itself- the same. But did they LEARN anything from their past mistakes or is this more of Disney asleep at the wheel? Executive Producers:  Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Matthew Schnapp, Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Peter "Not S...

This week on HMP we turn the Color ALL THE WAY down but since we got Nic Cage- we'll turn the crazy ALL THE WAY up as this week we talk SPIDER-NOIR! Executive Producers:  Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Matthew Schnapp, Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Peter "Not SoBad Lookin'" Pernice Listen to the HMP Live Stream, Sunday Nights and Live Streams with...

We continue our Flashback to HMP Volume 1 with MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE! This isn't Hollywood's first swing at a He-Man Movie- how does this new one hold up? It's got the directors of Kubo and the Two Strings..... Executive Producers:  Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Matthew Schnapp, Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Peter "Not SoBad Lookin'" Pernice Lis...

It's a new month and a new theme and we're winding back the clock and giving ya a little old school HMP Volume 1 because in June- we're BACK on our Comic Book Game- and we're kicking out with the new Marvel Presents on Disney+, THE PUNISHER ONE LAST KILL. Is THIS the last ride for Frank Castle? Executive Producers:  Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Matthew Sc...

This week the boys of HMP wrap up Buddy Month with Star Wars: The Mandalorian and Grogu. Is Star Wars back or did we pay $20 to watch Disney+ on the Big Screeen? Executive Producers:  Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Matthew Schnapp, Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Peter "Not SoBad Lookin'" Pernice Listen to the HMP Live Stream, Sunday Nights and Live...

This week the boys of HMP are BACk with more of Buddies Month and this week we've got a story I'm sure many guys have come across- you meet a guy- you hate him- and then, eventually, you become Buddies....who still have a grudge against the other- it IS America vs Russia in the 60's, after all...... Executive Producers:  Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Matth...

This week on HMP Adam and Bruce are short one Sean but all we need is two to tango and a '67 t-bird as this week on Buddies Month, we're talking THEMA AND LOUISE from 1991! Executive Producers:  Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Matthew Schnapp, Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Peter "Not SoBad Lookin'" Pernice Listen to the HMP Live Stream, Sunday Night...

Ladies and Gentlemen- we are BACK and it's New Month- New Theme and this May we've got The Mandalorian and Grogu hitting the big screen and we figured we'd celebrate that duo with this month's theme- BUDDIES! That's right- all throughout the month of May we'll be talking about movies involving Buddies and we kick it off this week with Sean's pick of 21 JUMP STREET. Will this redeem Sean from his d...

The boys of HMP wraps up WrestleMania Month with NO HOLDS BARED from 1989. Hulk Hogan wanted to be like Roddy Piper in THEY LIVE but how close did he get? Executive Producers:  Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Matthew Schnapp, Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Peter "Not SoBad Lookin'" Pernice Listen to the HMP Live Stream, Sunday Nights and Live Streams...

We are right in the MIDDLE of Wrestlemania and we're three deep into our Wrestlemania Month and this week we've got two men who've spent a bit of time in the ring (one a lot more than the other, but you get what I'm saying!) and this week we're talking ROCKY III with Mr. T and Hulk Hogan...oh, and some Stallone guy too. Executive Producers:  Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick Th...

This week the boys of HMP continue down the road to WRESTLEMAINA and this week we're getting into the ring with a biopic based on the wrestler Paige from the WWE. She grew up in a wrestling family- but what happens when only one of them is tapped for greatness?  Executive Producers:  Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Matthew Schnapp, Noah Overton (Noah of The...

It's a new Month and that means a NEW Theme and THIS month the boys of HMP are talking WRESTLING as Wrestlemania approaches and we're going from most realistic representation of Wrestling to the most outlandish- but we're starting off with the most grounded of stories as it's based on real life. Channing Tatum, Mark Ruffalo and Steve Carell star in 2014's FOXCATCHER- U.S. Olympic wrestling champio...

This week the boys of HMP close out their MARCH OF DIMES Series with FIGHT CLUB (1999) starting Brad Pitt, Edward Norton and Helena Bonham Carter, directed by David Fincher. Executive Producers:  Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Matthew Schnapp, Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Peter "Not SoBad Lookin'" Pernice Listen to the HMP Live Stream, Sunday Nigh...

In a LAST Minute move the boys of HMP decided to call an AUDIBLE and push the FIGHT CLUB Plans a week as we pull a Hail Mary with PROJECT HAIL MARY from directors LORD and MILLER (THE LEGO MOVIE) staring Ryan Gosling. See Sean's PROJECT HAIL MARY YouTube Review- Like and Subscribe! Executive Producers:  Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Matthew Schnapp, Noah O...

This week the March of Dimes (that's HOT Actors who are 10's aka- Dimes!) and this week we've got a TWOFER! 1967's BAREFOOT IN THE PARK stars two of the most beautiful stars of the era- Robert Redford and Jane Fonda. But will these two lovers quarrel? It's a Neal Simon Movie- of COURSE they are! Executive Producers:  Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Matthew S...

This week the March of Dimes continues with Jennifer Connelly (and Frank Whaley, I guess) in CAREER OPPORTUNITIES from 1991. Executive Producers:  Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Matthew Schnapp, Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Peter "Not SoBad Lookin'" Pernice Listen to the HMP Live Stream, Sunday Nights and Live Streams with Adam throughout the week...

This week the boys of HMP start a brand new month with The March of Dimes. That's right- 5 weeks of the hottest looking people Hollywood has offered us over the years and we start out with a particularly interesting choice from Sweet Seanzie with Linda Cardellini in SCOOBY-DOO 2: MONSTERS UNLEASHED. Executive Producers:  Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Matth...

This week on HMP we wrap up our Rom-Tom's In Order with the movie that would make he and co-star Meg Ryan even BIGGER stars with SLEEPLESS IN SEATTLE from 1993, directed by Nora Ephron. Executive Producers:  Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Matthew Schnapp, Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Peter "Not SoBad Lookin'" Pernice Listen to the HMP Live Stream,...

This week the boys of HMP journey on in our Rom-Tom's: The Romantic Comedies of Tom Hanks In Order with the first teaming of Hanks and co-star Meg Ryan. You remember the trailers and tv ads- but did the movie live up to it? Executive Producers:  Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Matthew Schnapp, Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Peter "Not SoBad Lookin'"...

This month we are talking Tom Hanks Romantic Comedies or Rom Tom's as we like to call them- IN Order and we continue with Penny Marshall's BIG from 1988… Executive Producers:  Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Matthew Schnapp, Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Peter "Not SoBad Lookin'" Pernice Listen to the HMP Live Stream, Sunday Nights and Live Streams...

This February we bring you a month filled with some Rom and some Com and wrap it up with hands too big for one's body- it's Tom Hanks Rom Com Month and we're talking SPLASH! Executive Producers:  Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Matthew Schnapp, Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Peter "Not SoBad Lookin'" Pernice Listen to the HMP Live Stream, Sunday Nigh...

This week the boys of HMP close out Foreign Films You'd Recommend to Non-Cinephiles with Amélie from 2001. Executive Producers:  Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Matthew Schnapp, Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Peter "Not SoBad Lookin'" Pernice Listen to the HMP Live Stream, Sunday Nights and Live Streams with Adam throughout the week.  YouTube      / ...

This week the boys of HMP continue their series, "Foreign Films You'd Recommend to Non-Cinephiles" with INTACTO (Spain) from 2001. What if LUCK could be stolen? Executive Producers:  Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Matthew Schnapp, Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Peter "Not SoBad Lookin'" Pernice Listen to the HMP Live Stream, Sunday Nights and Live S...