Dice Funk - D&D Comedy

The Nighty Knights fight a sinister saccharine soldier. Will they have time to investigate the necromantic magic and save the children before the forces of the Sun catch them trespassing?   Baron finally discovers an enemy with an extreme elemental weakness. Desiree gets so upset at Queenie Goldenblossom's evil machinations that she blasts everything, including herself. Stiorra Stitches burns her...

A colossus of New León blocks the path into Castle Goldenblossom!   Baron becomes infused with the power of the swarm. Desiree contemplates the potential of stridulation. Stiorra Stitches summons Experiment 38.   STARRING - Austin Yorski: https://bsky.app/profile/austinyorski.bsky.social Dan Leonard: www.instagram.com/mr.leonard37 Laura Kate Dale: https://bsky.app/profile/laurakbuzz.bsky.social Qu...

Helioknights vs. The Zenith Festival   Austin “Scrolls” Yorski is the Sungeon Master.  Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/austinyorski.bsky.social   Patreon: Patreon.com/AustinYorski     Brennan "Iowa" Dicefunk is Baltoris Stageiros Thymerolmot the harengon rogue.    Dan “sludgegoblino” Leonard is Runt the human paladin.  Instagram: www.instagram.com/mr.leonard37   Patreon: Patreon.com/DanLeonard  ...

Mandy "Pixie Peculiar" Burkhead rides into battle with Sienna Terrwynne the dragonborn fighter.   STARRING - Austin Yorski: https://bsky.app/profile/austinyorski.bsky.social Mandy Burkhead: Mandy Burkhead Official: Instagram, Facebook | Linktree Skitch: https://bsky.app/profile/skitch.bsky.social     SUPPORT - Bandcamp: https://skitch.bandcamp.com/   Linktree: Mandy Burkhead Official: Instagram, F...

Nik "NikFTime" Freeman wakes up on the podcast with no memory of creating Yerus IX, tabaxi monk.   STARRING - Austin Yorski: https://bsky.app/profile/austinyorski.bsky.social Nik Freeman: https://bsky.app/profile/nikftime.bsky.social   SUPPORT - Patreon.com/AustinYorski Patreon.com/WeeklyMangaRecap   AUDIO - "A Horrible Threat" - Michael 'Skitch' Schiciano "The Legacy of St. Leon" - Michael 'Skitc...

The Nighty Knights cross the border for a rescue mission.   Baron gathers pollen and peppermint to prepare for a showdown with Queenie Goldenblossom. Desiree leaves her son behind at an exciting internship opportunity with The Coffle. Stiorra Stitches becomes enamored of Bojangles the clown, a character we are all now stuck with.   STARRING - Austin Yorski: https://bsky.app/profile/austinyorski.bs...

Downtime has come early yet again. That will teach those dastardly sun worshippers a lesson about meeting with their neighbors and calmly offering a deal.   Baron lets Norab take the wheel in order to steal paperwork from Luca Bartolomeo de Paciolo, the porcelain vampire. Desiree runs into an intriguing New Leonian, while training with her new Moon Goon. Stiorra Stitches is taken face shopping aga...

The Nighty Knights have yet again attacked a powerful enemy way ahead of schedule. Time to fight to the death while wildly outnumbered, as the environment itself collapses into surreal ultraviolence!   Baron gains sight beyond sight, becoming a living ommetaphobia trigger. Desiree revolutionizes Bring Your Son to Work Day by commanding Barbeau to kill landed gentry. Stiorra Stitches already used h...

A shocking murder kicks off the Hunter Arc!   Baron lets Norab take the wheel. Desiree acquires an illegal silver arrow. Stiorra Stitches takes great offense at a blasphemous sun structure.   STARRING - Austin Yorski: https://bsky.app/profile/austinyorski.bsky.social Dan Leonard: www.instagram.com/mr.leonard37 Laura Kate Dale: https://bsky.app/profile/laurakbuzz.bsky.social Quinn Larios: https://b...

The second downtime session finally establishes the team's name and home base!   Baron preaches the good word of currency manipulation to Thresher the harvestkin and a gaggle of youth. Desiree gets a checkup from Doctor Doris Delightful, as well as some valuable parenting advice. Stiorra Stitches visits the lycanthrope representative Roger, while enjoying her new tentacle appendage.   STARRING - A...

Let's talk about a major character shift after the Missing Farm Arc. Content warning: genital damage   STARRING - Austin Yorski: https://bsky.app/profile/austinyorski.bsky.social Dan Leonard: www.instagram.com/mr.leonard37   SUPPORT - Patreon.com/AustinYorski Patreon.com/DanLeonard   AUDIO - "Monster Beach Party" - Gio   COMMUNITY - Discord: https://discord.gg/YMU3qUH Wiki: https://dicefunk.ludo.a...

With the immediate danger defeated prematurely, the party circles back around to the other objectives of their quest: recover the livestock and identify the mastermind.   Baron defeats a rock in honorable combat and is rewarded with a magic item. Desiree makes a new friend with whom she can chat about motherhood. Stiorra Stitches trades away half of her hit points and face.   STARRING - Austin Yor...

Spooky Squad investigates the mystery of the missing farm.   Baron tries to recruit a strange, spiky assistant. Desiree finds a use for the niche spell Rope Trick. Stiorra Stitches saves the day with Color Spray.   STARRING - Austin Yorski: https://bsky.app/profile/austinyorski.bsky.social Dan Leonard: www.instagram.com/mr.leonard37 Laura Kate Dale: https://bsky.app/profile/laurakbuzz.bsky.social...

Joa "Pussyfullawasps" Yorski is Jak "Shredder" Schroeder the ardling (stag) bard.    STARRING - Austin Yorski: https://bsky.app/profile/austinyorski.bsky.social Joa Yorski: https://bsky.app/profile/pussyfullawasps.bsky.social     SUPPORT - Patreon.com/AustinYorski   AUDIO - "A Horrible Threat" - Michael 'Skitch' Schiciano "The Legacy of St. Leon" - Michael 'Skitch' Schiciano   COMMUNITY - Discord:...

Season 13.5 is New León. The sun never sets. Knights fight monsters. Death to the moon.   Austin “Scrolls” Yorski is the Sungeon Master.  Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/austinyorski.bsky.social   Patreon: Patreon.com/AustinYorski     Dan “sludgegoblino” Leonard is Runt the human paladin.  Instagram: www.instagram.com/mr.leonard37   Patreon: Patreon.com/DanLeonard     Michael "Skitch" Schiciano...

Brennan "Iowa" Dicefunk cooks up Baltoris Stageiros Thymerolmot the harengon rogue.   STARRING - Austin Yorski: https://bsky.app/profile/austinyorski.bsky.social   SUPPORT - Patreon.com/AustinYorski   AUDIO - "A Horrible Threat" - Michael 'Skitch' Schiciano "The Legacy of St. Leon" - Michael 'Skitch' Schiciano   COMMUNITY - Discord: https://discord.gg/YMU3qUH Wiki: https://dicefunk.ludo.au/

It's the first downtime of Dynias! I bet it will be normal and not gross.   Baron engages in a contest of evil with his nemesis, Luca the vampire. Desiree crashes a pumpkin party with Jack, King of the Patch. Stiorra Stitches performs tandem surgery with Dr. Doris Delightful.   STARRING - Austin Yorski: https://bsky.app/profile/austinyorski.bsky.social Dan Leonard: www.instagram.com/mr.leonard37 L...

Queenie Goldenblossom--the dreaded helioknight--is behind the missing children. Her machinations MUST BE STOPPED.   Baron attempts to eat a ghost, but it attempts to eat him back. Desiree crits three times to know everything about candy magic. Stiorra Stitches blows all of her spell slots on Alter Self.   STARRING - Austin Yorski: https://bsky.app/profile/austinyorski.bsky.social Dan Leonard: www....

The party gets sidetracked by a vendor and a weird tree on their way to save children from a hag.   Baron adopts his alter ego: Norab. Desiree parlays with wolves. Stiorra Stitches tests her new eye powers on an ally.   STARRING - Austin Yorski: https://bsky.app/profile/austinyorski.bsky.social Dan Leonard: www.instagram.com/mr.leonard37 Laura Kate Dale: https://bsky.app/profile/laurakbuzz.bsky.so...

Austin Yorski is Desiree the thri-kreen ranger. Laura Kate Dale is Baron the harvestkin barbarian. Quinn Larios is Stiorra Stitches the golem sorcerer.   STARRING - Austin Yorski: https://bsky.app/profile/austinyorski.bsky.social Dan Leonard: www.instagram.com/mr.leonard37 Laura Kate Dale: https://bsky.app/profile/laurakbuzz.bsky.social Quinn Larios: https://bsky.app/profile/rollot.bsky.social   S...

Laura "LauraKBuzz" Kate Dale strikes a dastardly deal to portray The Baron, a harvestkin (goliath) barbarian.   STARRING - Laura Kate Dale: https://bsky.app/profile/laurakbuzz.bsky.social   SUPPORT - Patreon.com/LauraKBuzz   AUDIO - "Monster Beach Party" - Gio   COMMUNITY - Discord: https://discord.gg/YMU3qUH Wiki: https://dicefunk.ludo.au/

Michael "Skitch" Schiciano leaps into the season with Syr Apollo Leon XXXII the tabaxi barbarian.   STARRING - Austin Yorski: https://bsky.app/profile/austinyorski.bsky.social Skitch: https://bsky.app/profile/skitch.bsky.social     SUPPORT - Bandcamp: https://skitch.bandcamp.com/     AUDIO - "The Legacy of St. Leon" - Michael 'Skitch' Schiciano   COMMUNITY - Discord: https://discord.gg/YMU3qUH Wik...

Quinn "RolloT" Larios shambles back onstage with Stiorra Stitches the golem sorcerer.   STARRING - Austin Yorski: https://bsky.app/profile/austinyorski.bsky.social Quinn Larios: https://bsky.app/profile/rollot.bsky.social   SUPPORT - Patreon.com/AustinYorski Patreon.com/WeeklyMangaRecap   AUDIO - "Monster Beach Party" - Gio   COMMUNITY - Discord: https://discord.gg/YMU3qUH Wiki: https://dicefunk.l...

Dan "sludgegoblino" Leonard presents: Runt the human paladin.   STARRING - Austin Yorski: https://bsky.app/profile/austinyorski.bsky.social Dan Leonard: www.instagram.com/mr.leonard37   SUPPORT - Patreon.com/AustinYorski Patreon.com/DanLeonard   AUDIO - "The Legacy of St. Leon" - Michael 'Skitch' Schiciano   COMMUNITY - Discord: https://discord.gg/YMU3qUH Wiki: https://dicefunk.ludo.au/

Sara "Cosmignon" DeVoe fervently wishes for you to enjoy Lady Lin the aarakocra warlock.   STARRING - Austin Yorski: https://bsky.app/profile/austinyorski.bsky.social Sara (Cosmignon): https://bsky.app/profile/cosmignon.bsky.social   SUPPORT - Comic: https://runawaydrakaina.com/ Patreon: patreon.com/cosmignon Ko-Fi: ko-fi.com/cosmignon Store: cosmignon.square.site   AUDIO - "The Legacy of St. Leon...