Chef Tales Podcast

Here comes my 19th mental breakdown 13.06.2026 41:16 ↓

Sorry it’s all over the place and some segments are a bit dated. A bit like I am at the moment.

Help is on the way dear 15.04.2026 28:37 ↓

More gym talk than anything I’m afraid. If anyone has any pointers I’m all ears

Point blank piss 25.03.2026 32:38 ↓

A weekend away with the wife and kids. Then a concert and then it was some shit to deal with.

I’m too old for this shit 06.03.2026 41:50 ↓

More gym talk. Narcissist’s and weirdos. Mr Perfect and his perfect world.

I still got it 18.02.2026 25:22 ↓

More six a side football talk. More gym talk and I spot a legend on my way to physio

So long, farewell/auf weidereshen fuck off 01.02.2026 33:04 ↓

The questions on everyone’s mind is. Who is Pervy Dave? Why is he called Pervy Dave?

No fucking fighting 13.01.2026 21:07 ↓

I discuss a Christmas Day service from Hell for some very unfortunate guests, gym talk and more about my football team talk and motor mouth.

There’s always one 28.12.2025 13:32 ↓

Hit me with more questions to answer in future episodes. Any topics that I should talk about?

Q&A 20.12.2025 36:30 ↓

More venting. It’s what I do best. Oh and a Q&A

Pain in the neck 02.12.2025 33:20 ↓

After editing this episode, I’ve realised that I sound like Heath Ledgers Joker with a load of spit. I’m not eating I promise. I blame the dentist 🤣

Back again but for how long? 24.11.2025 50:41 ↓

It’s been a while since I recorded the last episode of the podcast. A lot has gone on since then and I do mean a lot.

Chef Tales the singles 3 17.07.2024 6:42 ↓

An album dedicated to that annoying cunt Miss Piggy

Let’s face it, it’s never coming home 16.07.2024 14:34 ↓

More Euros talk and heart ache for us English fans.

More wedding talk and the Euros 10.07.2024 19:11 ↓

This might be a one off, I’m not quite sure yet.

Four weddings, 1 million panic attacks and zero funerals 24.06.2024 23:39 ↓

The final ever episode of the podcast. Thank you for listening 🙏🏻

Miliseconds don’t count 27.05.2024 25:54 ↓

Our break before the wedding season kicks off is here and we’re making the most of it.

Suck my balls Mr Big no bollocks 03.05.2024 14:33 ↓

More gym talk. Enjoy

Well fuck you then 17.04.2024 27:07 ↓

Another day, another podcast episode.

Karma’s a bitch 21.03.2024 27:19 ↓

More Catering opportunities and adventures with yours truly.

To lean, or not to lean, that is the question 20.02.2024 24:31 ↓

I talk about bullying on this episode.

Au revoir Le Gavroche 20.01.2024 27:57 ↓

Welcome to an another series of the chef Tales Podcast. More rants, more gym talk and a popular game returns.

Don’t touch him don’t touch him, he doesn’t like to be touched! 27.12.2023 28:10 ↓

Happy new year to you all

You fucking donkey 03.12.2023 21:32 ↓

More gym talk. Irritating twats returns.

Hello arsehole 17.11.2023 28:54 ↓

More gym talk and more rants by yours truly.

H-o-v-a, I’ve got covid again baby oh behave 06.11.2023 24:42 ↓

Sounding out of breath in places because I am just that.