Birota Est Moenia

Welcome to Birota Est Moenia , the dark comedy show that makes absolutely no sense – and doesn’t care. Join Velo (the introspective green oval with a tooth gap), Ima (the chaotic yellow oval with a spiky mouth), and Youls (the silent, sunglasses-wearing red oval) as they tackle life’s stupidest questions with existential dread, nihilistic humour, and unapologetic roasts. Each episode dives into something no one asked for: eating soap for breakfast, summoning demons, marrying toasters, or suing each other for breathing too loud. Segments include BREAKING NEWS with fictional newsman Andrew Porter, unhinged quizzes, mailed comments read by an overly cute creature, skits with alternate characters, courtroom dramas, and bizarre games you’d never want to play. If you love adult humour, absurdity, nihilistic chaos, and asking yourself “what did I just listen to?” , this is your new weekly brain damage. Rated TV-14 for language, mature themes, and the mor