Bible Dumb

#49 | Deuteronomy 1-3: Moses Brags About All the People He's Killed 14.04.2024 50:07 ↓

Season 5 begins! In this episode,  Moses regails us with his war stories, including some fun details about giants!  Send us an email from hell at BibleDumbPodcast@gmail.com.

#48 | Numbers 32-36: God Creates a Homebase for Murderers 31.03.2024 46:47 ↓

Olly Olly Oxen-Freee!  In this episode, we finish the book of Numbers!!! 

Bible Dumb #47 | Numbers 29-31: God Kills the Younglings 24.03.2024 41:37 ↓

This episode is wild!  God straight up commands the death of thousands of children.  Not cool, God!

Bible Dumb #46 | Numbers 26-28: Medium Turnaround 17.03.2024 41:28 ↓

In this episode, the Israelites do some more whorin' and God numbers a bunch more families.  Remember, we didn't write the bible, we're just reading it...

Numbers 21-23: Fiery Serpents, Talking Donkeys and Unicorns 10.03.2024 42:58 ↓

God commands the Israelites to kill a bunch of people and destroy their cities.  Then he creates some dragons. A wizard meets a talking donkey.  Plus, we learn about the strength of unicorns!

Numbers 17 - 19: Grab Your Rod 25.02.2024 45:36 ↓

In this episode, Moses kills Aaron!  😲

Numbers 13-15: The Mix Up 18.02.2024 46:15 ↓

In this episode, Moses drops his scrolls and we get a surprise chapter of Leviticus. Plus, rebellion festers in the camp!

Numbers 10-12: Guess Who's Coming to Dinner 11.02.2024 42:20 ↓

In this episode of the Bible Dumb podcast, God has to deal with a bunch of complainers. His solution?  Death and destruction of course!  Plus, guess who's coming to dinner?  Moses's new Ethiopian wife.  Yes, we finally have some story happening!

Numbers 7-9: And the Dish Ran Away with the Spoon 28.01.2024 49:37 ↓

In this episode, Davy decides to worship a new pantheon of gods and Moses gets some gifts.  Plus, do Jesus people like Moses?

Number 4-6: Seeds of Doubt 21.01.2024 35:21 ↓

In this episode, we make plans to go undercover. Plus, Plan B is for Bible!

Numbers 1-3: One, Two, Skip a Few 15.01.2024 46:41 ↓

In this episode, God counts the tribes of Israel as they prepare for war!  Plus, the Levites are assigned a very special job.

Leviticus 26-29: With Friends Like These... 08.01.2024 35:36 ↓

Leviticus 26-29: We did it: The end of Leviticus! In this episode, God throws a temper tantrum and invents taxes!

Bible Dumb 037 - Israelitish Woman 01.01.2024 50:06 ↓

Leviticus 23-25: In this episode, God endorses the slavery of "heathens."  We have a jubilee and an Israelitish woman's son curses God!  What's his punishment?  Tune in to find out his grisly fate!

Bible Dumb 036 - Going a Whoring 26.12.2023 52:25 ↓

Leviticus 19-22: More rules... rules for haircuts, rules for whorin', and rules for priests!

Bible Dumb 035 - It Is Confusion! 18.12.2023 49:03 ↓

Leviticus 16-18: In this episode: we learn about the scapegoat, rules for incest and a demon named Molech!

Bible Dumb 034 - Unclean! Unclean! 11.12.2023 42:11 ↓

Leviticus 13-15: In this episode we learn all about leprosy and forehead baldness!  Keep your flowers clean people!

Bible Dumb 033 - Strange Fire 03.12.2023 39:42 ↓

Leviticus 9-12: God kills Aaron's sons! Kosher rules revealed!  Plus, how to purify a woman after she's given birth!

Bible Dumb 032 - Thanksgiving Special 26.11.2023 1:03:48 ↓

Leviticus 5-8: Moses and Aaron create their Thanksgiving menu!

Bible Dumb 031 - Nasty Orgy of Gore 19.11.2023 36:57 ↓

Leviticus 1-4: Blood everywhere!  Aaron and his sons are kept well-fed!  Welcome to Leviticus, baby!

Bible Dumb 030 - Curtain Talk Part 2: Electric Bugaloo 12.11.2023 49:18 ↓

Exodus 37-40:  We finally made it to the riveting, edge-of-your-seat finale to Exodus!

Bible Dumb 029 - Stiff-Necked People 05.11.2023 41:59 ↓

Exodus 33-36: Moses rewrites God's commandments!  40 days without water! God commands a genocide!  

Bible Dumb 028 - Wrath Waxin’ Hot 28.10.2023 45:37 ↓

Exodus 30-32: Moses finally comes down from Mount Sinai!  Aaron makes a new god from earrings!  Lots of people die!

Bible Dumb 027 - Ransom of Souls 22.10.2023 55:26 ↓

Exodus 27-28: In this episode, we find out what priests have on under their robes! God invents underwear! Plus, gruesome animal sacrifice!

Bible Dumb 026 - Curtain Talk 13.10.2023 52:01 ↓

Exodus 24-26:   In this episode, we read a letter from Hell! Moses builds himself a tabernacle!  The Ark of the Covenant! Plus, lots and lots of talk about curtains!

Bible Dumb 025 - The 100 Commandments 05.10.2023 45:51 ↓

Exodus 21-23: In this episode, we hear the other 100 Commandments! Beating up pregnant ladies!  Plus, don’t vex the stranger, Greg Abbott!