Bible Dumb

#99 | Chronicles 5-8: Fall Asleep to This One 21.03.2026 41:11 ↓

This week, we're Chroniclin' Reuban through Benjamin!

#98 | Chronicles 1-4: Skip This One 15.03.2026 42:05 ↓

This week we start the most hyped book of the bible!  Chronicles!  Listen at your own risk!

#97 | 2 Kings 23-25: Suburbia 02.03.2026 38:51 ↓

Josiah burns up the priests! Three year old kings are kidnapped!  Names are changed!  ...and next, on to the most hyped book of the Bible yet: Chronicles!

#96 | 2 Kings 19-22: Four Score and Five-Thousand Corpses 23.02.2026 47:30 ↓

Gods kill a bunch of people! Hezakiah shows off his treasures! Jesus does the dishes!

#95 | 2 Kings 16-18: God of Spoilers 14.02.2026 35:42 ↓

In this episode, God spoils your favorite movies and we crawl toward the book of Chronicles.

#94 | 2 Kings 13-15: Inconsequential Resurrection 07.02.2026 43:26 ↓

Oracles, Resurrections, lady-killings and somehow still a slog.  So, your typical chapter of the bible.

#93 | 2 Kings 10-12: Seventy Severed Heads 27.11.2025 28:50 ↓

In this episode, there are many slayings.  

#92 | 2 Kings 7-9: The First Emoji 26.07.2025 45:10 ↓

In this episode, we get some gratuitous violence, Jezebel gives up the ghost, and we get a new king!

#91 | 2 Kings 4-6: That's Not How You Do CPR! 21.07.2025 36:35 ↓

This week, it's the kind of good ol' classic bible story you're used to—suspicious magic powers and eating babies!

#90 | 2 Kings 1-3: Fireballs and She-Bears 13.07.2025 51:38 ↓

In this episode, Elijah shows off all his magic powers and Elisha kills 42 children by bear attack.

#89 | Kings 20-22: Eminent Domain 11.05.2025 25:09 ↓

In this episode, Jezebel commits landscaping crimes, Ahab goes to war and false prophets abound.

#88 | Kings 17-19: Stolen Valor 03.05.2025 49:11 ↓

In this episode, the hand of god shows up (reminds me of The Stand) and Ahab and Jezebel go after the prophets.

#87 | Kings 14-16: Find Out More in the Book of Chronicles 27.04.2025 43:50 ↓

In this episode, we meet Ahab and Jezebel!

#86 | Kings 11-13: Godlighting 16.03.2025 49:39 ↓

In this episode, King Solomon sleeps with his fathers.

#85 | Kings 8-10: How Kings Outsource to God 09.03.2025 39:27 ↓

In this episode, Solomon sets himself up for the easy life.

#84 | Kings 4-7: Solomon's Ikea Tabernacle 22.02.2025 47:46 ↓

In this episode, two atheist masochists torture themselves with tabernacle-talk.

#83 | Kings 1-3: Send the Ninjas! 15.02.2025 37:54 ↓

In this episode, King Solomon commands a baby to be cut in half!

#82 | 2 Samuel 21-24: The Danger of a Six-Toed Man 26.01.2025 46:58 ↓

The end of 2 Samuel!  David gets himself into a monkey-paw situation and makes, characteristically, the worst choice!

#81 | 2 Samuel 18-20: Pigpen 13.01.2025 39:44 ↓

In this episode, Absolom rides into a tree and David catches up with Mephibosheth.

#80 | 2 Samuel 14-17: Slippin' Shim'ei 31.12.2024 44:30 ↓

In this episode, we meet the Pigpen of the bible, Slippin' Shim'ei throws rocks and David and Absalom has a glow up.

#79 | 2 Samuel 10-13: King David Is a Perv 15.12.2024 47:46 ↓

TRIGGER WARNING: In this episode, the bible gets very Game-of-Thronesy

#78 | 2 Samuel 4-9: Flashdance 08.12.2024 42:45 ↓

In this episode David hates on the blind and lame, he does a fancy dance that causes trouble at home and brings the ark home.

#77 | 2 Samuel 1-3: Davy, the Heretic 24.11.2024 47:13 ↓

We start another new book of the bible...kind of. In this episode, David and Abner settle once and for all who will be king!

#76 | Samuel 26-31: Zombie Samuel 17.11.2024 36:53 ↓

in this episode David spares Saul a second time, Saul speaks with Zombie Samel, and David fights some skirmishes.  Plus, a cliffhanger ending to 1 Samuel!

#75 | Samuel 21-25: Churlish Wall-Pissers 04.11.2024 45:14 ↓

In this episode, David pretends to be a dummy, cuts off Saul's skirts and we learn some new vocabulary.