Bat Minute

Bruce and Andrea have done the nasty and are now surely feeling incredibly awkward? NOT AT ALL! They're glowing. Beaming. Isn't this all so lovely? Everything has worked out for the best and NO MORE PROBLEMS WILL OCCUR. Right? Well, Andrea wants to know if things can actually work out this time. Will it have a happy ending? Bruce isn't so sure, but will only voice this to Alfred. Things have chang...

Andrea reveals how foolish her father was. He made enough money to pay them back, so it was all sorted... right? WRONG! At this point it's about more than the money to these people. What's this though? Does she reveal that her father IS the titular Phantasm? Well, not quite... Andrea is smarter than that, give her some credit! Our lovers gaze into each other's eyes and then kiss the kind of kiss t...

Andrea received the ol’ finger guns. BANG BANG! How's daddy? Ready to run, that's the plan anyway... and Andrea better be ready to join in too or it could be curtains for her and not just pops. Right, let's go to... uhh... somewhere... in the Med. I guess... The next episode follows on Friday. Same Bat Pod, different Bat Minute! Join us on Facebook at the  Bat Minute Listener's Cave ! The Bat...

This meeting... oh boy. It's not a friendly one, not by a long shot. In fact, it seems like Carl is just going to get straight up gunned down right here, right now! Hey, Bronski, get your hands off of that woman! To keep these goons off his back. Mr Beaumont promises to get the cash as soon as those pesky European banks are open in a few hours. Not gonna work, dude - not gonna work... Let's go gir...

Batman jumps into the getaway car! Andrea to the rescue! The police are left in the dust. Suckers. Bullock is livid and incredibly sweaty. So sweaty. Drippin’. I feel you, dude - that was quite a run you had to do. Chill out, relax, cool down. Once they're back to safety, Andrea uses her magic powers to transport us back in time yet again where we witness the beginnings of a fateful meeting and ev...

Batman tries his best but that helicopter proves that there's no escape from the po-po. Or is there? Bats has a plan - a rather woody plan indeed. The police are in disarray!  A certain somebody picks our hero up from the scene... very convenient... The next episode follows on Friday. Same Bat Pod, different Bat Minute! Join us on Facebook at the  Bat Minute Listener's Cave ! The Bat Min...

"Tonight's the night that we got the truck We're going downtown, gonna beat up Bats Your turn to drive, I'll bring the beer It's an easy shift, no one to fear" The cops are in action and ready to kick some keister! Or so they think... Batman nearly does succumb to some toxic gas, however... and an explosion too! These police don't play. The next episode follows on Wednesday. Same Bat Pod, differen...

Batman is about to be placed under arrest! He didn’t do it copper, I swear! They’ve also gone and started cracking open The Batwing. That was fast! No chill on these guys - get to work right away! That's not all - the cops are authorised to use deadly force! How will our hero get out of this one? By being King Chad, that's how. INCOMING! The next episode follows on Monday. Same Bat Pod, different...

The Phantasm gazes back at the Joker’s latest gag - blowing up Valestra’s place! What a prankster he is, such a cheeky scamp! While the spirit-like wannabe killer flees the scene the Batwing arrives and casts its shadow down below. The chase is on. THIS MADNESS ENDS NOW! The next episode follows on Friday. Same Bat Pod, different Bat Minute! Join us on Facebook at the  Bat Minute Listener's C...

A puff of smoke and the Phantasm is on the move, ready to clear out Valestra's abode. What's this? He's relaxing in a chair, just ready for the taking? Too late, fool - The Joker strikes... and always with a nice, big, smile. Valestra himself is more machine now than man, twisted and... well, mostly just twisted UP it seems. Time for an explosive finish! The next episode follows on Wednesday. Same...

Andrea justifies her father meeting these LEGITIMATE business men as that’s his job! Duh! That's, like, his whole deal - business! The Bat won't have it - he needs info and he needs it now. Where is her father? Madagascar?!?!? Ms Beaumont wins the day in the end with the sickest of burns, the most heinous of ownages. She destroys the man - he’ll never recover. The next episode follows on Monday. S...

While The Joker reassures his good pal that there's nothing to fear, an ominous RoboWife chops... chops... chops away. The blade is coming, Sal Valestra... but there's always time for one nice, big, smile! Meanwhile, Arthur is being a sleaze, as usual and can't wait to get into Andrea's apartment. She has another date in mind, however - a date with a Bat! The next episode follows on Friday. Same B...

The Joker shoves Valestra down into his chair. Not out of anger, oh no… he just wants to know what’s on his mind! Of course... Sal reveals why he’s here - it’s all about The Bat. First he whacked Chuckie Sol, then Buzz and now he’s after Valestra. Guano Man, really? Sal has a fair point for him too - once The Bat gets done with him, surely he’ll go for The Joker next... and his hands are just as d...

Jon is reporting from lands afar once more with their own takes on the minute at hand! It's all Joker all the time today, Bat Mites!

Sally boy is ready for the ride of his life! No time to coast - let's roll! He may be nearly dead after this journey, but the trip to The Joker's abode has somehow been made in one piece. After booting a dog, The Joker isn't happy with his RoboWife/RoboMum/WhoeverTheHellShe'sSupposedToBe's food of choice - MEATLOAF AGAIN?!?!? Anyway, sit, Sal... good boy... FOR THE  SECOND TIME EVER, THIS EPI...

Jon provides their Final Thought's on Minute 38 like some kind of modern day Jerry Springer... minus the fighting. And the bigotry. And the classism. And the fakery. Okay so not that much like that show then, but still... Jon's opinions on the minute!

Sal wanders the remnants of a hopeful world, taking in all of the misery and depression that has taken the place of a joyous future ideal. Lovely isn't it? Machine gun fire! Is it a trap? No, merely a ruse... one perpetrated by the most devilish of masterminds... the one... the only... the people's champion... THE JOKER! Time for a little business meeting... FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER, THIS EPISODE W...

A quick introductory message from our Jon...

Bruce finishes dressing himself. He's a big boy now! This moment is treated with the utmost of respect, however. After all, it's the grand entrance of The Bat himself! We also head to the Go Ham Wor Fair or whatever the hell it is. The promise of the future never came to pass, the future is in shambles... and Sal is gonna wheeze his way through. The next episode follows on Wednesday. Same Bat Pod,...

Bruce returns from Beneath the Planet of the Apes and swiftly spies a suspicious Alfred. He's holding something. Something precious. Andrea... has returned the ring. The engagement is off and she's fled the country! Jeez... Bruce is broken. He stuffs it all deep within and seemingly decides to never deal with this ever again. Move on. Keep on going. Some more time travel sees us back in the presen...

Come, stay in my loft.

Reflections

Swarmed! By bats! It turns out this wasn't them celebrating the wonderful engagement, oh no... apparently it's foreboding or something! WHO KNEW? Anyway, we’ll have no bat talk on THIS show! This part of the flashback ends and we cut to Bruce and Andrea in a car at night. They’re heading to see her dad but he’s currently got company... and not of the romantic kind! More the... sinister sort. AND W...

Bruce and Andrea are enjoying a lovely, relaxing, romantic holiday... at Bruce's place. Oh yeah. I forget that the man lives on such a giant estate. It's practically a holiday every time he moves around the grounds! Andrea is going to Europe. It's the end. Bruce tries to talk her out of going along with her dad. He has something else in mind - the I WORD! INGAGEMENT! AND SHE ACCEPTS! Love is in th...

You are the wildest, most beautiful thing I've ever seen. No one deserves you, but at least I know our children will be beautiful.