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This week, Sami and Jordana discuss the growing trend of platonic co-parenting, whether they'd ever raise a child with their best friend, and the case for married couples having separate bedrooms. After, they talk the latest season of The Real Housewives of New York, and Jessel isn't doing herself any favors. From her ongoing feud with Erin Lichy and questionable social climbing to Carole Radziwil...

Sami and Jordana are back and catching up on everything they missed in September. First, they react to Alix Earle admitting she’s never read a book and debate whether you actually need to be well read to be successful (which I guess not?). Then, they get into Taylor Swift’s latest music, why her recent wedding changed the way they see her, and whether it's time for a little break. Finally, they ge...

On this episode of @Betches, Aleen and Jordana are getting into all things fall, from why autumn outfits are undefeated to Halloween plans, back-to-school nostalgia, and the craziness that comes with parenting this time of year. They play a round of “What Would You Do? Mom Emergency Edition,” tackling last-minute bake sales, forgotten school projects, very specific kid requests, and the eternal qu...

On this episode of @Betches, Aleen and Jordana are fully in back-to-school mode and feeling very nostalgic about it. They look back at everything from questionable childhood haircuts and embarrassing school lunches to Lisa Frank, Tamagotchis, Furbies, gel pens, 100 Calorie Packs, and Beanie Babies, and decide which trends still hold up and which belong in detention. Plus, Aleen talks about getting...

On this episode of @Betches, Sami, Jordana, and Aleen are back for another summer check-in and team back up with Josh Cellars to play a fun round of Fish Bowl. After, they bring Friendship Court into session and rule on what happens when a friend disappears into a new relationship after judging you for doing the exact same thing. They also debate whether it’s fair to get mad at a best friend for n...

On this episode of @Betches, Sami, Jordana, and Aleen are back for a hiatus check-in and, thanks to Josh Cellars, put their painting skills to the test. Then, they tackle a series of impossible friendship dilemmas: Would you lie to protect a surprise proposal? Tell your friend you hate their new partner? Expose who started a rumor? They also debate how many last-minute cancellations are too many,...

On this week's episode of @Betches, Sami, Jordana, and Aleen are sending you into summer with one last episode before their summer hiatus. They debate what actually makes someone a close friend, whether friendship "tiers" are real, and what crimes merit a visit in jail for. They once again speculate when the hell Taylor's wedding will be and pray it's not at MSG. Finally, they discuss whether Meta...

This week on @betches, they unpack the latest Taylor Swift wedding rumors, from Madison Square Garden speculation to secret marriage theories and what the Haim sisters might have to do with it all. They then dive into the aftermath episode of Summer House and speculate the future of the show. After, with the World Cup officially underway, they react to Europeans experiencing America for the first...

On this week’s @betches, Sami, Aleen, and Jordana are back together to break down Ariana Grande and Ethan Slater’s reported breakup and debate whether anyone is actually surprised. They also dive into the wild story of Jennifer Lawrence allegedly helping Bravo track down the Summer House reunion leak, and discuss the kind of investigative skills it takes to uncover the truth. Plus, they unpack the...

On this week’s @betches, Jordana and Aleen dive into the second part of Summer House Reunion & Amanda's lack of empathy (or any emotion for that matter). After, they get into their latest obsession: The Real Housewives of Rhode Island. From shocking affair allegations to the cast’s chaotic chemistry, they break down why RHORI feels like a return to classic Housewives. Plus, they share their dream...

On this week’s episode of @Betches, Sami and Jordana break down the explosive Summer House reunion and why Amanda and West’s explanations still are not adding up. They discuss Ciara’s emotional confrontation, Amanda’s response to the backlash, Kyle’s surprising role in the reunion, and what the drama reveals about friendships, accountability, and reality TV. Plus, they share their thoughts on Tayl...

This week on @betches, the gang is back together! They're diving into the frozen yogurt comeback nobody saw coming, why Stanford students think college has become anti-fun, and the very real nostalgia of BBM, Facebook albums, and peak 2010s culture. Plus, they unpack the rise of “looksmaxing,” why every trend feels recycled, and Bethenny Frankel’s latest internet feud that somehow got even weirder...

Jordana is officially back from maternity leave and this week she joins Sami to talk a surprisingly deep conversation about love languages, birthday gifts, and Mother’s Day texting etiquette. Then, they cover Ciara Miller’s post-Summer House scandal success and how Bravo betrayals somehow turn women into superstars. Plus, they debate whether Anne Hathaway is secretly annoying, review why The Devil...

This week on @betches, Sami and Aleen jump right into the Bezos Ball aka the Met Gala to discuss what slayed, what flopped, and how out of touch this all seems. Then, they get into the newest pandemic: blue dot fever. Why are so many artists cancelling their shows? And finally, they break down this week’s Summer House and Aleen’s newest obsession: Jacob Elordi in Wuthering Heights. Go to the Betch...

On this week's @betches, Sami and Aleen break down the Chanel rebrand, the Met Gala’s shifting relevance, and why fashion feels more manufactured than ever. They get into the viral frenzy around Chanel’s latest collection, whether the hype was strategically engineered, and how social media is shaping what we think is “in.” Plus, they discuss why the Met Gala may be losing its cultural edge, the ri...

On this week @betches, Sami and Aleen break down Coachella Weekend 2 which seemed to be more for the fans than for the brands. From bizarre crowd behavior and phone culture taking over to major pop moments with Madonna, Sabrina Carpenter, Justin Bieber, and Billie Eilish. They get into why no one seemed to be dancing, whether concerts are even fun anymore, and how social media is changing real-lif...

On this week’s episode of @Betches, Sami and Aleen ask the important question: is Coachella finally about the music again? They unpack Bieber’s buzzy set, Sabrina Carpenter’s standout performance, and why the festival discourse felt different this year. Then, they dive into the Alex Cooper vs. Alix Earle saga, what may have sparked the tension, and whether this is a genuine fallout or a very onlin...

This week on @betches, Sami and Aleen kick things off with a rare positive story, talking about why the Artemis II moon mission has everyone emotional, from the history-making crew to the sweet story behind Carroll’s crater. Then, they shift into Bravo, sharing their early thoughts on Real Housewives of Rhode Island and why it already feels like a hit, before getting into Kanye West being banned f...

On this week's @Betches, Sami and Aleen drop everything to break down the Amanda, West, and Ciara Summer House mess. They get into the joint statement, the friendship fallout, why Ciara deserves better, and whether Amanda or West deserves more blame, before closing things out with a quick detour into the Kristi Noem chaos. Go to the Betches Podcast YouTube page to watch full length episodes every...

Jordana’s BACK!...for today. On this week’s @betches, Sami and Jordana break down Chappell Roan, which includes the Brazil incident involving Jude Law’s daughter, plus Justin Timberlake’s newly surfaced DWI footage and Meghan Markle’s struggling As Ever brand rollout. They get into whether Chappell Roan is being unfairly targeted or if there’s a real pattern forming (does she actually want to be f...

On this Friday’s episode of @Betches, Sami and Aleen break down the Jake Shane red carpet fiasco and the bigger question of why influencers are even on these carpets in the first place. Then, they get into Timothée Chalamet, Hollywood’s current obsession with looksmaxxing, and whether Kylie Jenner may have gotten the ick watching Timothée’s Oscar campaign unfold in real time. After that, they disc...

On this week’s @Betches, Sami and Aleen celebrate International Women’s Day by building their personal Mount Rushmores of iconic women, from Meryl Streep and Michelle Obama to Oprah, Tina Fey, and Joan Rivers. Then they get into the internet’s newest obsession: the completely unserious Donna Kelce home renovation memes, before diving deep into this year’s Oscars race, why they’re rooting hard for...

On this week’s @Betches, Sami and Aleen live react to the McDonald’s CEO burger video that has the internet fully roasting him. From there, they get into their latest obsession with Love Story on FX and why the JFK Jr. and Carolyn Bessette mythology is still so addictive. Then it’s the SAG Awards rebrand confusion (aka why are we calling them the “Actor Awards” like when did we all agree to that?)...

On this week’s @Betches, Sami and Aleen spiral over the internet’s newest emotional support animal, Punch the Monkey, and debate whether this sad little icon is heartwarming or simply too devastating to process. Then they get into Alysa Liu’s electric Olympic performance, why her comeback story feels so inspiring, and how Team USA’s women’s hockey team deserved way better discourse around their hu...

This week on @betches, Sami and Aleen unpack the weirdest cultural crossover of the moment: rewatching early reality TV through 2026 eyes. They break down the America’s Next Top Model doc (and the trauma of it all), how the show aged, and if Tyra Banks seems remorseful. Then it is Olympics time, with a truly jaw dropping story about ski jumpers injecting hyaluronic acid and updates on the Olympic...