Alpha Blokes Podcast

One of the biggest four day missions the team at AB have ever pushed and we can't wait to tell yas all about it. We kick off with our trip to Murbah for the Two Flogs Golf Day and all of the mischief that happened in the haunted Airbnb as well as an amazing day on the course. Straight into the moochley mobile we pinned it to CMC to host the morning morale sessions and couldn't have had a better ti...

Got a yarn for Talkback? Email it to carryon@alphablokes.com.au Want Poo to review your Tinder profile? Email the big fella with your intel to possibly get on to Poo's Reviews: poobandit@alphablokes.com.au Ever wanted to watch the Podcast? Check out full visual, uncut and ad-free versions on our Patreon. Only $5 a week plus access to all of our exclusive vlogs. Our vlog from the IBC on the Gold Co...

The world is cooked at the moment but we're here to provide some laughs for the everyday battler! Lots to talk about from the weekend, including does becoming a Dad make you vomit louder, how do cyclones get their names and a new edition to Pub Of The Week: Old Codger Of The Week! Cooking/Eating gets musical this week and we cover plenty of upcoming biffs in the News as well as some of Poo's new b...

Our fearless leader rests for no one as he has pounded some gastro stop to strap in for an hour of yarns, so much so that we put a barrier between the two hosts so the big fella doesn't get crook as well! We hear a great twist on a hitch hiking story, getting caught rooting by a blind Grandma and filling up your foremans wallet with pictures of dicks, it's another ripper instalment of Trendsetter...

CEO of one of our longtime sponsors SP Tools, Tom Tucker, joins us for a ripper yarn. We kick off talking about Tom's upbringing in Monto, with some great back and forth between Tom and Bandit about Borry's town. We discuss going to Uni to study engineering and how that transitioned into an opportunity to get into the tool making business and the original vision in creating tools with a point of d...

What a biblical weekend at IBC, the most exciting and fastest growing combat sport right now! We recap our weekend in the GC watching the scraps at IBC and what else we got up too down there, plenty of people watching and shinstagramming. We discuss everything relevant happening in this crazy world right now during the news and cover our thoughts on UFC 326 and initial thoughts on the White House...

The getting caught special! The listeners are keen to tell Uncle Goonah all about the times they've been caught having a root from last week. We also hear about some pepper spray experiences that are proper wild! Enjoy the rest of your week trendsetters and stay safe out there. Ever wanted to watch the Podcast? Check out full visual, uncut and ad-free versions on our Patreon. Only $5 a week plus a...

Darwin is having the biggest wet in 50 years so we've had to postpone our prime fishing trip but we soldier on! Very jam packed episode: Poo should be chief engineer for the newest Jets, simply add an extra gear and they'll fly like f*ck he reckons. We cover the Sunset Tavern Red-dog told us about earlier in Pub Of The Week before heading to Pep's Dump for the best Dumpies yet! We cover recent eve...

Noooo maaaateee, you're not DJ. How good is prank calling your mate to tell them you've got a trial at Subway and them actually cutting tomatoes for three hours before they realize you pranked them! All this and more in another ripper edition of Talkback. Enjoy your Tuesday legends. Sign up to the Alphafest email list to get access to Pre-Sale tickets this Wednesday at 9AM:  alphafest.com.au...

One of our very own Trendsetters Daniel "Red-Dog" Beaton joins us for a yarn. A few years back, Daniel was diagnosed with lung cancer. After success with particular medication for a while, Daniel had to stop taking his tablets and one day had a scan to reveal that cancer had taken to the brain. This blokes mindset is truly inspiring, not letting it get to him and continuing to love his life to pus...

Big road trip Shitten' is back from his wild trip up North to tell us all about a wild few days reef fishing, boar hunting and everything in between. We touch on a fantastic contender for Beach Pub of the week that accommodates to the whole family and cover a secret beer batter recipe for frying Fish in the cookin' and eating segment. B-B-BIG news is BACK on the Alien Front as we analyse...

We're on the hunt for some ripper Apprentice yarns today to give away a rattle gun thanks to our mates at SP Tools and you lads did NOT disappoint! Plus we ponder over some other ripper yarns as well. Enjoy legends and let's rip this week a new freckle. Bite Off More Than You Can Chew Fishing Shirts go live TONIGHT, 6PM QLD time at alphablokes.com.au - limited amount, so don't miss out. Sign up to...

Time to hit the road! Big Shitty is prepped for a classic Borradale road trip up half of the f*ckin' country as he is going to Cooktown for the weekend to hopefully get some pigging and fishing in. We go over what we've been up to, including diving into one of the biggest pyramid schemes in the world, Bubbles. We head WAY up North for Beachside Pub of the Week and we've got some ripper analysis on...

Poo's ADD is flaring up proper well and good this episode as we hear around the globe from the trendsetters. WILD hitchhiker yarns, unreal pranks and something else to not digit gets added to the ever growing list. Hope you legends enjoy and started your week well! Sign up to the Alphafest email list to keep up to date with any information about the event here:  alphafest.com.au We're looking...

President and Founder of one of the most exciting newest sports, the International Brawling Championship, Danny Mac, joins us for a yarn. Danny takes us through the initial "light bulb" idea he had to come up with the IBC and the sacrifices he made to get it up and going from the ground. We discuss it's plans for the future, including hopefully taking it global and the excitement around the diamon...

The day is finally here to drop the date for our upcoming Mateship muster at Sandstone Point, Alphafest and we CANNOT wait! We also drop another announcement as we're looking to expand our team. Besides that, there's plenty going on! We finally get to dive into our Mustering trip with Tylen and how TD held up riding a horse for the first time and how we all held up in the cattle yards. Quinno tell...

Fighting Fish are truly the most resilient of fish, crazy hitchhiker stories off the back of Trev's episode and plenty more to unravel in this weeks instalment of Talkback. Homework sucks. Enjoy legends! Ever wanted to watch the Podcast? Check out full visual, uncut and ad-free versions on our Patreon. Only $5 a week plus access to all of our exclusive vlogs. Our four part film series from Darwin...

Fresh off of 500 we cover a bit of admin before ripping in for a talkback this week. We cover a tribute to our mate Garth, a beloved trendsetter who unfortunately lost his battle with brain cancer. The trendsetters follow up with some ripper yarns, including shooting stubbies out of spud guns, blowing up a gas smoker and many more. Enjoy the rest of your week legends!  Ever wanted to watch th...

We've hit the half a tonne lads. Join us on a dribbly journey featuring two of our best mates to talk all things TikTok Awards, Fez's new animal hospital, Knuckles' latest adventures on his farm, drinking games, roasting Kirb, shock roulette and bringing it home with putting on our tinfoil hats for drunken conspiracy theories. If you make it through the full nearly 5 hours and can hear anything af...

Top 3 operator in the world and deadset legend Trev966 joins us for a yarn. This one is an absolute ripper. Trev joins us for a nearly 3 hour yarn to talk about how he kicked off his relatable social media content of mucking around on worksites that displays the classic Aussie dribble that so many of us love. We discuss growing up on cattle stations, wild yarns about getting shot and what his plan...

IT'S BOBSLED TIME. We discover an all time great fact about the Bandit that makes everything make sense to kick us off! Quinn has celebrated turning 27 hard, TD has been down the rodeo flats and encountered a great old school sense of Aussie comradery at the tip and Uncle Poo's knee has still been giving him grief. It's time to finish the book for Pub Of The Week.. BUT we announce our new plan to...

Yarning for the country today as with a ripper. The boys rock up on Australia Day to deliver some great back and forth, especially one busted Queefta after his birthday. Enjoy your week legends! Ever wanted to watch the Podcast? Check out full visual, uncut and ad-free versions on our Patreon. Only $5 a week plus access to all of our exclusive vlogs. Our four part film series from Darwin is now ou...

Surely the sharks can just go away. Another ripper catchup tackling of life's carry ons, ponders and problems this week, including Bandit's ability to sneeze and shit himself at 34 years old. We are down to the last four pubs of the book before changing to a surprise new spin for Pub Of The Week and we cover what's the best dish to take to a gathering of mates and why can't they make normal pie sh...

Great follow ups from last week, including a VR incident, a fish tank mishap and more, including how bad things always come in threes and throwing your Aunty down the stairs. Enjoy the rest of your week trendsetters! Ever wanted to watch the Podcast? Check out full visual, uncut and ad-free versions on our Patreon. Only $5 a week plus access to all of our exclusive vlogs. Our four part film series...

Great mate of the show, hall of famer, avocado farmer and christmas light engineer Jimmy Christmas joins us around the table for a special episode to reminisce with the Bandit and trade war stories of when they went to Ag College. On top of that, we cover Jimmy's latest light show, his new skits that he's been pumping out and how Blue Lagoon farm is progressing. This one is a belter and we hope yo...