Alpha Blokes Podcast

The tradie yarns are on fire this week, we hear about what it's like to get caught getting pegged on smoko and watching your boss zip tie some cracktivities to the fence. It's Curious's first time in the drivers seat and the boys are up and about to watch him press buttons. Enjoy trendsetters. The Warden Bucking Bull Of The Year shirts are back and only available at alphablokes.com.au Got a yarn f...

You're meant to turn it upside down? Things are pretty cruisy at the moment at HQ which is different for a change! We discuss the release of the Hardman doco, how fires can embedd their stench into your clothes and the origin of Wedges with Sweet Chilli sauce. Movies, Shows & Games is a big highlight for this episode, covering the new Sky King documentary and the no gambling plan for GTA 6 in...

Irish comedian travelling the country on his pushy Ian Dowling popped in for a yarn during the Gladstone leg of his tour. Ian tells us his story and how growing up in Ireland watching Home And Away inspired him to come over to Australia and why he hasn't left for 20 years! We discuss why he begun standup, how he got fired from his job and how that inspired the On Ya Bike Kant tour, a standup comed...

The trendsetters have answered the call and ring in with some absolute ripper citizens arrest yarns that get us up and about! This one is a classic. Enjoy the rest of your week legends.  Got a yarn for Talkback? Email it to carryon@alphablokes.com.au Want Poo to review your Tinder profile? Email the big fella with your intel to possibly get on to Poo's Reviews: poobandit@alphablokes.com.au Ev...

Bit on in Yeppoon over the weekend. We recap the bucks and how a piece of Quinn's soul is probably still over at Keppel. Tommy gives his thoughts on the Raging Bull doco before we cover one of the best cases of a citizen arrest in the news as well as the no limit card before bringing it home with the most intense version of QOTW yet and tinder reviews are back! Big lift for this one but like alway...

The boys are up and about with excitement as it's the eve of Moochley's Bucks so the yarns that follow are only of the highest quality dribble and yarn. We touch on the worlds most important topics this week, including the logistics of bike riding with uber eats, stashing slabs outside the pub for the trek to kick ons and analysing the highest pube to toilet ratio in public places. Enjoy trendsett...

Our boy is about to endeavour on his bucks this weekend.  The wildest month of our careers has come to an end and it was bouight home with IBC 04. We cover the few days we spent with the Headsplitter and our experience at IBC 04, a craking night of biffs in one of the best growing combat sports! Among the usual dribble, we prepare ourselves for Moochley's Bucks this weekend and discuss why Ca...

Tommy Birmingham & Eddy Simpson of Hello Sport fame join us for a yarn. Recorded on Origin III day, we discuss the purpose of their trip to win buckles at the Boothill Invitational and their overall thoughts pre-game and stream. As well as dribble around the tick line of Australia and the art of the VPN, we catch up with the lads on what they've been up to in their careers, including launching...

A fair few of our brothers from over the ditch call in with some fantastic yarns this week, as well as some apprentices plotting revenge against their tradesmen with some great workplace pranks. Enjoy trendsetters. Got a yarn for Talkback? Email it to carryon@alphablokes.com.au Want Poo to review your Tinder profile? Email the big fella with your intel to possibly get on to Poo's Reviews: poobandi...

We own Randwick Racecourse. We cover the best weekend of watching the Brew win for his third up start with the trendsetters, as well as Hello Sport's visit up north for the Boothill Invitational. One of the greatest submissions yet for Pub Of The Week before rallying for the news where we cover the disappointing ending to UFC 329 which was otherwise an unreal card. Queefta of the Week is firing as...

Firing up early in the morning for you legends with some ripper yarns! Plenty of callbacks from last weeks that absolutely drop us, shoutout to spicken sandwiches. Got a yarn for Talkback? Email it to carryon@alphablokes.com.au Want Poo to review your Tinder profile? Email the big fella with your intel to possibly get on to Poo's Reviews: poobandit@alphablokes.com.au Ever wanted to watch the Podca...

What a cracker of a trip. Five days, eight blokes, 6150km and a shitload of fireworks. What could have possibly gone wrong? We recap our trip to Dundee for Territory Day/Cracker Night, the one night a year you're allowed to legally set off fireworks in Australia. We cover the highlights of the trip, the banter between both the Alpha Ute and the Deadass Bus and the wildest stories from all the stop...

Cody Allen (Sick Puppy Cody) and Robert Huston (BamBamFabrications) join us around the table for a yarn. Cody and Bam Bam are the final two members of the Hard Yards crew who haven't been on the pod, whilst travelling they were able to pop in and have a yarn. These two members of Hard Yards have been involved the most in fabrication, bush mechanics and car building Youtube content, so we kick off...

The late night delirium was strong in this episode. Yarns so good Tom actually fell off his chair. Great follow ups from last week about the wildest drunken feed the trendsetters have had sent us into a riot! Enjoy legends. Hopefully we've still got all our fingers from cracker night.  Got a yarn for Talkback? Email it to carryon@alphablokes.com.au Want Poo to review your Tinder profile? Emai...

Damn it felt good to have a Cold Brew over the weekend.  Almost 3 hours of the highest quality dribble recorded the night before we venture up to the Territory for Cracker Night. Plenty to cover: Cold Brew's win, Toy Story 5, the uproar around midstrength vegemite, composting bodies and one of the biggest blow ups about Mushroom Risotto from the Bandit that leaves us in absolute stitches. Que...

Tangent city in this weeks edition of Talkback. The boys cover the best feeds to eat whilst on the turps, how Dad's rocking baby carriers are actually elite and translating different barks from dogs (which gets pretty rogue). Enjoy the rest of your week legends and have a ripper weekend! Got a yarn for Talkback? Email it to carryon@alphablokes.com.au Want Poo to review your Tinder profile? Email t...

Moochley's are everywhere we look, they're so rampant we had to debut a new segment. A great weekend around the traps as we come into our biggest trip yet, Cracker Night! Plenty happening in Movies and TV recently, including Clarkson's Farm. Covering all of life's dribble, including the salary of Snake Milkers and the Mt. Larcom Show. Plenty happening in the sports section of the news, including L...

Grant Clifton joins the boys around the table for a yarn to discuss all things finance. After nearly 40 years in banking, Cliffo wrote his book Debt Free Me to help the everyday battler control habits that can build debt and the pressure it creates, offering clear structured ways forward that work in the actual real world. We discuss Cliffo's carreer in Finance and what he recommends to anyone cur...

We gather round the table for another edition of Talkback on a Quest to hunt Mountain Lion, one of the biggest trippers we've heard about in the show's history. We also have follow ups about wild fainting stories and plenty more dribble as per usual. Enjoy the rest of your week legends.  Alpha Blokes Survey - take ya 5 mins! https://podcastsurvey.typeform.com/AlphaBlokes Got a yarn for Talkba...

Bryze joins us to record immediately after we watched what was easily the greatest UFC card of all time. We review the card as a whole and how sick it was to ultimately see Justin get his hand raised. Then we crack into our recaps: catching up with Bryze about his recent Deer hunting trip, another trip to Maroons camp before we get into on of Tommy's best Sunday Roast cookups of all time. Hilariou...

Nipple theft, wild fainting stories, relining gut trucks.. what a proper wild episode of Talkback! We're around the table to solve all of life's problems and have a laugh towards the end of the end of the week, nothing wrong with that! Enjoy legends.  Alpha Blokes Survey - take ya 5 mins! https://podcastsurvey.typeform.com/AlphaBlokes Got a yarn for Talkback? Email it to  carryon@alphabl...

ABW's streak comes to an end. We talk about another great time at the PBR Origin and commend Kenny for his fantastic ride on the Warden, breaking his unbeaten streak. We demand war on the logistics of Uber XL's, talk about a couple of ripper crackies we bumped into over the weekend and rip into some winter meals during the cooking segment with some Goulash! Plenty to cover in the News, some feel g...

Former Boxer, MMA fighter and now the face of the IBC and one of our great mates Issac Hardman joins us for a yarn. To kick it off we go back to Issac's childhood and his aspirations to be a rugby league player and how that transitioned to beginning his amateur MMA career, to then going pro and going on an undefeated run, taking out Aussies that are now even in the UFC. From this opportunity, Issa...

We are back down to Earth after the weekend and are ready to rip into some rogue yarns from the Trendsetters! Enjoy the rest of your week legends, there is a couple of wild ones in here, including pulling up stumps at Broken Pole Creek and hearing follow ups about the promiscuous Prison root.  Alpha Blokes Survey - take ya 5 mins! https://podcastsurvey.typeform.com/AlphaBlokes Got a yarn for...

We have heard them say that we are big festival guys.  What an event. We truly cannot believe it. Thank you for changing our lives and for one of the best days of all time at Sandstone Point! We recap the whole trip, break down each event, the music, the good times with mates and the shenanigans that occurred around it all before diving into the usual segments. We can't thank you all enough f...