2D1C: Two Dads One Cast

Brain drain from the cities not ball drain from our undies is the topic of this audible (NFL not Amazon) episode. Predictably this shit goes like a third string QB’s attempt to not get murdered...

You dumb motherfuckers think that uni-sex public bathrooms will save democracy?  The only democracy that’ll be left after China wins is your annoying niece your dumbass brother named to be “edgy”.

Fucking women champion party certainly can’t stop shittn’ on a bitch just trying to be prez. And the dems are shitting on some demoncrat female declaring a prez-run too.

Seriously, what is it with this fucking cartoon-ass country?  Like some crazy bitch with her shirt opened too much, motherfuckers can’t stop staring at her hoe-ass…

Spill them under water, spill them in your sink, and spill them in her puss without worry…

And here we gooooo!!! Off-the-cuff & handling towards cancel-town, we're pretty much audible-ing it to hell. Enjoy!

NASA be shooting Earth’s shot all over the back of the milky milky…

All about running trains and shit, broh…

Hey hey hey! We ran out of time so here's a quick look behind the curtain to what we normally converse to get warmed up for the show we suck at doing.

Dear chatgpt, did Biden lie or is he just an enfeebled old that Trump-induced retardation effected liberals elected out of desperation?  Plus earning your red wings the hard way…sucking period blood from sweaty athletic wear.

I mean do we need anything more than tiny robots, pandemic theory, and presidential assassinations?  Yeah, I didn’t think so either.  Cheers!

So what the fuck’s up losers?  We’re gonna bullshit about kids on tubes tricking other kids into eating shitty food while their fucktard parents don’t act like parents and regulate that shit.  Then we’re gonna talk shit about how Ukraine is like that one loser “topper” friend you had growing up.  “Oh you had four balloons in your air airspace?  Well I had 8 balloons and they were all Russian! “  A...

Back in the saddle with our spirit animal Dougie Fresh to take on all the spills and just how deep the media is in big auto’s pocket…  Broh, it’s not a recall it’s a fucking update you ancient loser fucks.

A big bag of hot air, a “chinese” spy balloon, and Americans really are that dumb.  Cheers you fuck twits out there!

So you mean to tell me that an entire gender genetically disposed to violence engages in violence when the system to tamper that violence fails that gender?  No shit Sherlock!  Also, God chucking rocks at this fuck fest planet and weak people exposing their weak minds.

What kind of world are we living in where the whisky is fake and chocolate kills?  Not one I wanna live in, obviously…

That selfie with a wild animal isn’t worth it and the moon is a terrible mistress…

We fucking jump the missile and talk about the Chinese not-a-spy-balloon-spy-balloon before the jet fuel clears.  We are stupid motherfuckers...

Note:  We just figured out there are issues with the audio on this episode.  Because we do these live, there's no coming back from the way it is.  Pardon our fuckery & we're working on getting it fixed! We talk about the Tyre beating and the angles the "media" didn't cover.  Don't worry folks, we found a white dude to shit on too!

Note:  We just figured out there are issues with the audio on this episode.  Because we do these live, there's no coming back from the way it is.  Pardon our fuckery & we're working on getting it fixed! We talk about ChatGPT and what it means.  Which means we talk about the monies…

Note:  We just figured out there are issues with the audio on this episode.  Because we do these live, there's no coming back from the way it is.  Pardon our fuckery & we're working on getting it fixed! Q&A about Jason’s family history and how today’s Nazis are fucking pussy bitch ass losers…

Sweet cheeks!  Welcome to an all-filler, no-killer only-for-the-content solo run where Jason talks about Netflix mobile games, the Stadia controller, and replacement GBAs but forgot the batteries.  Hopefully we'll be back to normal next week.

COVID 23?  MTV’s Real Sicario World?  Airlines suck donkey balls?  Triple yes bitches…

…with all its trends.  They say it’s all about to end.

Spirit animal sighting!  Robots FTW!  Jason might be a prophet?  Cheers!