2D1C: Two Dads One Cast

You can add “End Voting Rights” to things that won’t be happening any time soon because no one can comprehend what they read anymore.  We should be more worried about weed ending normal human gene expression anyways.

Bezos & his wife get put on blast by the poors for stating they have a pretty normal day-to-day life like most parents.  It’s less crazy than you think, unlike this batshit roller coaster.

Is it weird that we call a Christian who gets themselves dead sneaking onto an island to spread the word a radical but when you call other religious people radicals for killing innocent people it’s racist?  Also your sponsorship ain’t shit you pussies…

Ho ho oh boy are you in for a treat!  Jason shared this gem from youtube channel FortNine on how scumbaggy Texans Wilburt L. & Robert W. Gore really are.  Guess we can kiss that Gore-Tex sponsorship goodbye huh?  Also a ransomware attack in China that disrupted the US treasury market. 

Hey you guys!  Tonight we’ll be discussing a handout from Mind Gym that Jason got at work.  Also Whoopi Goldberg is good as gold again!

This week we look at what actually might be the start of the end of the fossil fuel automobile.  I always knew it would happen but I never thought it would…

Holy shit!  It’s been four years since we started this thing and we’ve managed to have even fewer listens every year.  Our promise to you the listener is that we’ll get fucked up & bullshit our way through this MF’er whether we like it or not.

So here’s a thing…  Objectively hot artists that make objectively good art.  Cap or not?

That one where morons try to do math about gun violence against domestic partners… .

The one where morons who complain about judges having too much power when they are politically opposed enact a law empowering judges to do something they want because right now those judges are politically aligned with them…

That time the democratic party shit on brown Americans in front of everyone.

The one where we get canceled for being racist for sure

Maine vs. Cali over lobsters and Panera is part of the NWO?  Fuck me sideways.

Seat belts are cap and so are American sports cars too. Also this shit show is in video like maybe everywhere you can watch video podcasts...which really doesn't make it a podcast anymore right???

We talk about visiting these here monumental United States memorial places & the fun to be had without murder...and then the Cormac McCarthy rant happens.

Barnes & Nobles was my shit back in the day…hopefully they keep stores open so when I retire to homelessness I have a place to shit.

We the people?  More like we the payors…

Brown short creature with my stubby girthy dick in its horizontal slit??? Those broke-ass ET lovers are gonna need to phone home when they retire anyways!

Hey you guuuys!  Burning the world with cash to burn…

Cash rules everything around me…no matter what bullshit letter is in front of your name.

Put those shiftless layabout kids to work indiscriminately droning indigenous brown peoples from the comfort of an American suburb!

Are you breathing?  You’re full of shit then…

Sugar britches!  Welcome to an all-filler, no-killer only-for-the-content solo run where Jason talks about how AI is cap. Hopefully we'll be back to normal next week. Article from the show: THE CURSE OF RECURSION: TRAINING ON GENERATED DATA MAKES MODELS FORGET

The freedumb party sues an old man while the supreme corrupt keeps trying to destroy the internet while your skin falls off because you used too much antiseptic during the pandemic.

Blood money, bloody body parts, and no more blood from a stone…