Xena Made Me Gay

Alice and Kris argue about the quality level of disposable boyfriends and feel frustrated by being given a sequel to what feels like a sequel but is instead a prequel.

Alice and Kris enumerate the appliances that are superior to Hercules. They also discuss extra windpipe holes and the approximate idea of a crocodile.

Alice and Kris continue to discuss weird concepts of virginity in XWP. They also talk about judging heterosexuals, casually joining resurrection rituals, and every worker’s right to go on Holy Walks.

Alice and Kris discuss whether Ares is a bottom, the 90s flogging fad, Xena's Hulk moment, and saying "yay!" to resurrections.

Alice and Kris discuss the two important ingredients for fine dining, the difference between grope-y taverns and rape-y taverns, Corporate Evil Mixers, and advancing perversions.

Alice and Kris discuss nuclear family disruption, multiple MacGuffins, Xena's belly-dancing skills, and using infants as therapy.

Alice and Kris discuss “The Matrix” conspiracy theories, Alice’s LARPing past, ayahuasca trips, extra toes, and weird concepts of virginity.

Alice and Kris discuss daddy issues, killing great warriors in the belly, rugged outdoorsy villains, and keeping communications open.

Alice and Kris discuss t. A.T.u.’s queerbaiting, popular 90s shows, why all the villages in Ancient Greece are poor, Xena’s kung-fu powers, Gabby’s “not like the other girls” attitude, and other bits that would make you nostalgic for our favorite lesbian warrior couple.