Alice Kasi

Xena Made Me Gay

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Two "Xena: Warrior Princess" super-fans recap each episode, diving deep into nostalgia, television tropes, and an escalating queerness of our favorite 90s show. Follow us on Instagram @xenamademegay

Author

Alice Kasi

Episodes

S2. Ep. 9. Solstice Carol or Closeted Toymaker 25.12.2025 46:57

Alice and Kris discuss whistle-operated animals, Hallmark-movie-style family propaganda, and whether going through chimneys is Santa's defining feature.

S2. Ep. 8. Ten Little Warlords or Heterohorny Brain Fog 25.12.2025 59:16

Alice and Kris discuss whether a fan qualifies as a windmill, moving corpses, and the fact that mortal Ares is the hottest Ares.

S2. Ep. 7. Intimate Stranger or Homocidal Obsession 27.11.2025 54:42

Alice and Kris discuss sword-fighting as foreplay, life-saving herbal moisturizers, and what Nicolas Cage has learned from Lucy Lawless.

S2. Ep. 6. Warrior... Princess... Tramp or Plant Husband 06.11.2025 59:57

Alice and Kris discuss slut-shaming of horny women, Brechtian villains, and Ares’s alleged fertility.

S2. Ep. 5. The Return of Callisto or Kinky Dungeon Chair 25.09.2025 1:12:21

Alice and Kris discuss Xena and Gabrielle's first onscreen kiss, quicksand-based childhood trauma, and which body parts are needed for consuming food.

S2. Ep. 4. Girls Just Wanna Have Fun or The Uncanny Valley of Facial Hair 28.08.2025 1:10:40

Alice and Kris discuss Joxer's internalized homophobia, Ancient Greek hip-hop, and whether we're competition for Contrapoints.

S2. Ep. 3. Giant Killer or Very Very Very Tall Bushes 11.08.2025 1:12:22

Alice and Kris discuss Gabrielle converting to Judaism, budget sky burials, and whether an Achilles heel can be on the face.

S2. Ep. 2. Remember Nothing or Baddie Circle Jerk 10.07.2025 1:01:51

Alice and Kris discuss Xena doing dumb girl drag, siblings as metamours, and how well the movie "Bedazzled" aged.

S2. Ep. 1. Orphan of War or Mom-shaming 26.06.2025 1:02:59

Alice and Kris discuss the backlash against well-oiled baddies, Xena's spidey sense and the episode's surprisingly trans-affirming message.

24. Is There a Doctor in the House or General Blabla 12.06.2025 1:00:24

Alice and Kris discuss twink lovers, chill deer skills, and the ways that Xena invented and immediately perfected medicine.

23. Death Mask or Therapy Breakthroughs 22.05.2025 1:04:57

Alice and Kris discuss grilled squirrels, Ancient Greek plastic surgeons, and what an oily guy is.

22. Callisto or ADHD Queen 29.08.2024 1:09:23

Alice and Kris discuss whether Callisto is asexual, lingerie armour, and how much they love each other.

21. The Greater Good or Argo’s Heroic Butt 17.07.2024 1:17:32

Alice and Kris discuss Teletubbies teleporting us to the Industrial Revolution, gay trams, and Salmoneus's secret stash of human-hair wigs.

20. Ties That Bind or Babygirl Ares 08.06.2024 1:00:21

Alice and Kris discuss the sexy potential of a fainting couch, whether twenty men in uniform constitute an army, and how a good skincare routine is key to being a successful warlord.

19. Altared States or Lesbian Brokeback Mountain 23.05.2024 1:13:33

Alice and Kris discuss Karl Urban's cult leader muscles, Kyle MacLachlan's two-meter dick and Lucy Lawless's piercing blue eyes.

18. The Prodigal or Warrior Surprise Party 27.04.2024 57:23

Alice and Kris discuss Ancient Greek Mexican dancers, Venus as the ultimate trans goddess, and Gabrielle's similarities with Disney princesses.

17. The Royal Couple of Thieves or Straight Men We Don’t Hate 05.04.2024 1:26:44

Alice and Kris discuss killing people with muffins, bulletproof marshmallows, and whether food play is sexy.

16. Mortal Beloved or The Claws of Heterosexuality 15.03.2024 59:18

Alice and Kris discuss whether heterosexuality is lethal, afterlife nepo babies, and the urgent need for the death deities to step their pussies up.

15. Warrior... Princess or Pterodactyl... Attackers 01.03.2024 1:18:05

Alice and Kris discuss horse hair care, medieval Y2K fashion, and the beauty of Paris Hilton's voice.

14. A Fistful of Dinars or The Shaky Bridge Economy 01.02.2024 1:08:23

Alice and Kris discuss Xena's escape room hobby, Ancient Greek hair salons, and what aspects of the episode are the most like "Saltburn".

13. Athens City Academy of Performing Bards or The Daddy 22.12.2023 1:09:45

Alice and Kris discuss poetic twinks, Sylvester Stallone's fashions, and recognizable reception desk ladies.

12. Beware Greeks Bearing Gifts or a Parade of Assholes 07.12.2023 1:00:15

Alice and Kris discuss dominatrix leg exercises, Xena going to Paris, and whether nightmares rob you of your beauty.

11. The Black Wolf or The Roman Empire of the Roman Empire 24.11.2023 1:04:52

Alice and Kris discuss the importance of merch in Ancient Greece, dungeon guard burn-out, and new ways to fry iPhones.

Special Episode or Who the Hell are Alice and Kris 02.11.2023 44:41

Gaze at the gays behind the podcast, find out how XWP got mixed up with ballet and opera, and dive into the 90's chatroom culture on a very special and personal episode of 'Xena Made Me Gay'.

10. Hooves and Harlots and Scissoring on the Dark Side 21.09.2023 1:08:28

Alice and Kris discuss centaur procreation logistics, meeting the Head Lesbian, and whether Jared Leto should have appeared on "Xena".