Willie B's Stupid Stories

Police are on the lookout for a guy hitting others with Plates of Whipped Cream See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Man gets run over while stealing catalytic converters See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dude throws a Toilet off a Roof onto a Cop Car See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Two Men are dead because of a Woman's Uncontrolled Deffication problems See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This guy would have gotten away with it, if it hadn't been for that pesky Drive Thru. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Man gets Celery instead of Weed See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A man was killed in an automobile accident. His leg was found 42 miles away. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Colorado Teen gets busted for making up a story about blowing a 3.8, and getting a date with the officer who let her go. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Soccer Legend, Hope Solo got a DUI passed out in a Walmart Parking Lot See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A woman updates her funeral plans. Bertha is not invited. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Portland Oregon is the home to the Sports Bra, the First Sports Bar for Women. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Someone has Stolen the Unipiper's Unicycle. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Stupid Stories. This Greeley man was evicted from his house, and now he's squatting outside his old house. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Police in Georgia confiscated some pot that they shouldn't have... Now they have to give it back. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This guy would have gotten away with it for over 30 years, if it wasn't for getting his Covid shot. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A son and Dad were arrested after cops spotted Meth Floating in their McDonalds cup. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A woman is upset with her Dick at your Door delivery. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This guy tried to Car Jack a Marked Police Cruiser. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This woman had a shotglass in her bladder. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This man needed his Big Mac fix. So he chained himself to the McDonalds Doors. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Gas station attendant finds out guys have been stealing gas with Trap Door in their van. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A man didn't know a contest was going on, and ended up eating a Winning Chocolate Egg worth $13,000. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Gotta love that Right Guard breath See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

All of Taiwan's Power runs through one switch. Someone flipped it See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This guy didn't make his wife Dinner, so she got hangry, and Harpooned his Penis when he got home. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.