Willie B's Stupid Stories

Janitor Unplugs "Noisy" refrigerator, Scientists lose Decades of Research See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Submarine Billionaire's son goes to Blink 182, and Target sells sex toys See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

AI Girlfriend has a waitlist of 15,000 People, and Colleges are now teaching Eye Contact Classes See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Woman found with Meth and a Baby Raccoon in her Purse. Plus a 12 year old Graduates College, and a Police Officer gets sucked down a Storm Drain. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Drug Syndicate was hiding Billions of Dollars of Meth in Maple Syrup Bottles See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Someone stole a 4 foot, 350 pound cannon from a Fort. Plus a woman killed her husband, wrote a childrens' book about it, and forgot to clear her phone search history. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Man scrolls on his phone while walking down the Aisle. 82 Year old Man was given 25th Warning for selling drugs. And a 10 year old steals mom's car. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Shoplifting woman finds out her car is on fire, with her kids inside. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Airplane passenger decides to get off the Airplane early. Costs $42K See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kids at Malls will need Chaperones this Summer. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Man went swimming in an Alligator Pond. Alligator took his arm. Also, 13 people arrested in 4 stolen cars. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Man found a Grenade with his Fathers Stuff... Pulls the Pin to see what happens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Please don't go to Mexico for Cheap Liposuction See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Museum offers $25000 Reward for A Meteorite; Only MeteorWrongs have been found. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dog park will fine people for barking dogs See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

New Shoplifting Policy at King Soopers means free Groceries for everyone! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rear ending a Rivian Truck will cost around $40,000 to fix. Plus a man in a gimp outfit was arrested for Gimping. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

14 Year old Goes Joy Riding in a School Bus See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Woman wants a refund on her wedding photos because she got divorced, after 4 years. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Woman gets arrested for selling body parts out of a funeral home See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Police are looking for a ten year old Car Thief See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Man gets arrested for Piercing his Son's Ears See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Sinaloa Cartel had 10 Tigers, 5 Lions and some Jaguars. To feed People to. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Man uses Tax Payer money to Build Personal Roadside Zoo See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Facebook owes you money. And a Buffalo Wild Wings Employee didn't want to work. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.