Willie B's Stupid Stories

A Man named Deez Nuts was arrested for disorderly conduct. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

K-Pop Star is getting heat because she has a BoyFriend. Fans think they're giving enough love to her. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bangkok Prostitute Turf Wars; and a a 3AM, Fifth floor Horse Delivery See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Colorado Couple Pulled over for expired tags. Police find guns and a Grenade See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fyre Festival is back, and somehow, Pre-Sales have sold out. Plus a man gets attacked for not tipping strippers. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

They are testing medicine drone delivery in Rural Tennessee. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A chemistry Teacher Brought Swords to Class, and a Student got injured. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Woman has to return her injury settlement because she was throwing Christmas Trees See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Man gets drunk, and drives to the Police Station to Complain about his earlier arrest See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Woman names her daughter Harlot, doesn't know what it means. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Large Man in a Kilt molested a bunch of items at an Antique Store See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Woman gets arrested for Child abuse, but her kid did call her Boogerface See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

2 Local kids picked up Corn Hole scholarships, and a Man Breaks into a Jail to steal an ATM See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

United Grounded Some Planes because they can't turn the No Smoking Sign off. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Man got a DUI after dumping his Airboat in an Intersection in front of a Police Station See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

NYC Police high speed chased a car into a couples Jeep. NYC refuses to Pay for it. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

People are not allowed to leave their poop on Mt Everest any more See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Man was Handing out Cocaine attached to his Business card. Plus a kid threw a house party, and everyone wrecked the house. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Landlines are going away, Some guy is eating lots of Raw Chicken, and another kid is eating lots of Peanut Butter See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A Small Fire Suppression Foam Leak turned into 100s of yards and 30 feet deep foam. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Woman gets thrown into a Trash Truck, and was Compacted 4 Times before someone found her. Bonus: She Survived. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Couple kept swiping their bosses Amex Card, to the tune of $34 Million See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A Lakewood Man Stole $30,000 in Panties. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Lord told a Colorado Pastor to Steal Peoples money through Crypto See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Woman is Upset that Credit Card Companies keep raising her limit. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.