Turtle Time

On today's episode of Turtle Time - "Lest Ye Be Tamra Judged" - we start by discussing the war between Katie Maloney and Scheana Shay, the one favor Kyle Richards' couldn't refuse on the day of her daughter's wedding, and Kathy Hilton's huge yard sale. (14:50) We then discuss this week's episode of The Real Housewives of Orange County (season 19, episode 10) - "Tamra and Shannon and Jenn, Yet Agai...

On this special episode of Turtle Time Trip, Amy and Riley recap RHONY's iconic Tequila trip. If you want to join us on this journey, the RHONY Tequila trip is featured on RHONY season 9 from episodes 16 - 18. We hope this discussion will have you feeling like you just drank tequila out of a beautiful horn. If you enjoyed this special episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠Turtl...

On today's episode of Turtle Time - "Richard Branson's Kingdom" - we start by honoring Giorgio Armani and then we discuss the recent SNL cast shake-up and what a hard time Lorne Michaels must be having finding talent. We also discuss Bethenny Frankel dating the person Jennifer Aniston is dating, and Meghan O'Toole King (Edmunds) breaking into her ex-husband's house. (19:20) We then discuss this we...

On this week's Vanderpump Rules recap of the episode, "Tom Vs. Tom" (Season 7, Episode 14), we discuss Tom Sandoval's proclivity to be a champion of the underdog and how it leads to his first major fight with Katie Maloney. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderp...

On today's episode of Turtle Time - "And Baby McBee Makes Three" - we start by discussing Carole Radziwill walking with Harry Styles at a wedding as well as Scheana Shay most likely becoming a full-time cast member on season 3 of The Valley, and then we congratulate Karen Huger on getting out of prison after 6 months. (00:00 - 20:20) We then provide exclusive, award-winning coverage of the season...

On today's episode of Turtle Time - "The One With the Lie Detector Test" - we start by discussing the Real Housewives of Potomac season 10 trailer and Carl Radke soft launching Soft Bar. (00:00 - 38:10) We then discuss this week's episode of The Real Housewives of Orange County (season 19, episode 8) - "The Act of Lying". (38:10) And finally, we discuss the latest TWO episodes of The Real Housewiv...

On today's episode of Turtle Time - "Rules for Thee, but Not for McBee" - we first discuss Taylor Swift potentially being engaged, Karen Huger being released from jail in September, the Vanderpump Villa season 3 teaser, and Bethenny Frankel finally ranking Trader Joe's chicken salad. (00:00 - 33:00) We then provide exclusive, exhaustive coverage of the second season of The McBee Dynasty and what t...

On today's Vanderpump Rules recap of the episode "Reptilian Brain", we discuss Tom Sandoval and Ariana Madix's plan for possibly having a child in the future. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need ev...

On today's episode of Turtle Time - "You, Me, and the Cast of the O.C." - we start by discussing Tom Sandoval blowing it completely on America's Got Talent, the sneaker phenomenon that took over films for a period of time, Hilaria Baldwin's new hit podcast with her daughter, Paige DeSorbo's cameo on The Devil Keeps Wearing Prada, and much more. (27:50) We then discuss this week's episode of The Re...

Amy and Riley talk about some hard-hitting news (Todd Nepola stuff) and then provide exclusive coverage of the first season of The McBee Dynasty. (21:30) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you n...

We finally get introduced to Aspen Wine and Beer's very own, Sly Cosmopoulos, who revitalizes the TomTom cocktail menu. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follo...

On today's episode of Turtle Time - "The Last Amiga" - we start by discussing Tom Sandoval and Jax Taylor going to see Freakier Friday in theaters and then we break down the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City season 6 trailer. (24:25) We then discuss this week's episode of The Real Housewives of Orange County (season 19, episode 6) - "Bloody Mary". (24:25) And finally, we discuss the latest TWO epi...

On today's episode of Turtle Time - "The Lonesome Valley" - we start with a huge congratulations to Josh Flagg for selling Heather Dubrow's piece of shit house, and then we discuss Shep Rose seeing Andy Cohen in The Hamptons, as well as some other movie stuff. (00:00 - 19:25) We then dive in to Part 3 of The Valley season 2 reunion. (19:25) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in...

We discuss the first appearance of Dayna Kathan on Vanderpump Rules. This episode also includes Riley revealing the truth about the rumors that he and his wife are the masked, anonymous creators behind the #Justice4Jax account. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Van...

On today's episode of Turtle Time - "Stephanie's Golden Ticket" - we discuss more news than you could ever imagine. We talk about Todd Chrisley on Kandi Burress' podcast, My Name is Kandi, the RHOM reunion seating chart, RHOBH filming in The Hamptons, Brittany Cartwright on World's Toughest Test, and about three other news stories. (28:30) We then discuss this week's episode of The Real Housewives...

Now that's what we call news! We start this episode by talking about Scheana Shay's Shien takeover that made the front page of The Shien-Na Newspaper, Carole Radziwill on Watch What Happens Live, and Dorit's upcoming memoir, tentatively titled, Meet Dorit. (00:00 - 24:10) And then after discussing all of the news that was fit to print, we dive in to Part 2 of The Valley season 2 reunion. (24:10) I...

What we talk about when we talk about James Kennedy taking his first steps at Tiffany's. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠TikTok⁠ or ⁠Instagram⁠...

On today's episode of Turtle Time - "Don’t Tell It to the Judge" - we discuss more news than you could ever imagine. We talk about the potential Next Gen LA cast, Jax Taylor trying out a new pair of Toto's at The Valley reunion, and Scheana Shay being a New York Times bestselling author. 🗡️(25:30) We then discuss this week's episode of Real Housewives of Orange County (season 19, episode 4) - "The...

Cupid must be going around the world shooting his arrow at celebrities because a lot of celebrity couples were just announced - Ana De Armas and Tom Cruise, Justin Trudeau and Katy Perry, and a few others. (00:00 - 12:40) After discussing Cupid's reign, we then dive in to Part 1 of The Valley season 2 reunion. (12:40) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠Tu...

Amy and Riley share their thoughts on Brock Davies' statement about cheating on Scheana, and are saddened by how shitty it was. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your lif...

On today's episode of Turtle Time - "The Most Evil Person Shannon Has Ever Met" - we discuss more news than you could ever imagine. We talk about the latest revelations from Scheana Shay's memoir, My Good Side, Lisa Vanderpump's tribute to Ozzy Osbourne, and Michelle and Aaron from The Valley breaking up. (26:35) We then discuss this week's episode of Real Housewives of Orange County (season 19, e...

We unconventionally decide to start with news this week by discussing Teddi Mellencamp almost having her house burgled, Eddington, and Luke Broderick on the Nick Viall podcast. (00:00 - 16:05) We then dive in to the season 2 finale of The Valley (season 2 episode 15) - "Thy First Stone". (16:05) And then discuss the season 1 finale of Next Gen NYC (season 1 episode 8) - "The End of Omar and Georgi...

Amy and Riley discuss Nick Alain letting his mask drop to reveal a more Slugworth-oriented demeanor. But is he more like Slugworth acting on behalf of Willy Wonka or Nikola Tesla from The Prestige? If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the...

On today's episode of Turtle Time - "TAMRA SOS" - we talk about Jax Taylor not returning for season 3 of The Valley and what that means for the future of the series, and the bombshell revelations from Scheana Shay's US Weekly interview. (33:30) We then discuss this week's episode of Real Housewives of Orange County (season 19, episode 2) - "Gretchen Revisited". (33:30) And finally, we briefly abou...

We unconventionally decide to start with news this week by discussing Sarah Jessica Parker on WWHL, Matthew Broderick's roots in Ireland, the Real Housewives of London trailer, Paige DeSorbo dating that same guy, Social Network 2, Ari Aster's next film, Eddington, and ever more than that. (00:00 - 26:36) We then dive in to this week's episode of The Valley (season 2 episode 14) - "New Rings". (26:...