Thoughts and Rants in Jogging Pants

Speed Bump Handshake 01.07.2026 26:03 ↓

Navigating speed cushions.  Keeping slivers out of your baby's feet.  The story of the dead fish handshake.

May the 4th Be With You 02.06.2026 31:06 ↓

A bit of Star Wars talk featuring what C3PO has figured out that eludes the rest of us.  I swear this isn't Bantha Fodder!

Better In Japan 02.05.2026 33:46 ↓

Toilets, Trains, and Strawberries..... Everything seems better in Japan

Not All Heroes Grind Coffee 02.03.2026 50:54 ↓

My son's missing shoes, 48 hours for a refill, and the most amazing story about my friend's kidney transplant.  

My First Selfie 01.02.2026 40:37 ↓

It's Cold!!!!  AI Freaking me out again.  Taking you back to school in '86.

Money Doesn't Buy Happiness 15.01.2026 36:14 ↓

My take on rich people and my perception that they aren't enjoying things the way they should.

Narrow Garage 407 Sale 04.12.2025 24:46 ↓

Asking advertisers for some honesty, ranting about my narrow garage, and questioning how Canadian the 407 is really.  

Moving Day 15.11.2025 30:37 ↓

Getting over Blue Jay sadness, moving to a new home, and being irritated by the Internet yet again.  

Top 5 Blue Jays Home Runs 01.11.2025 44:32 ↓

The Jays are in the World Series and I can't focus on anything else.  Here is a list of my 5 favourite Home Runs in Toronto Blue Jays history.

Thread The Needle 15.10.2025 28:36 ↓

A couple of stories about trying to stay on my feet, and a couple of rants about selfish people.

Orange Shirt Six Seven 02.10.2025 28:15 ↓

Quick reflection on National Truth and Reconciliation Day, Cross Border Shopping, and a rant about Passing Memes off as Humour.

My Graham Greene Story 20.09.2025 39:26 ↓

Legendary Canadian Indigenous actor Graham Greene passed away recently.  This is a story about the day our lives intersected.

Take Me Out to the Ball Game 01.07.2025 28:49 ↓

Statue Decisions, Baseball Marketing, and What Makes a Great Beer Guy

Living in the Past 15.06.2025 25:38 ↓

People have an odd fascination with wanting to go back to live in the 80's or 90's.  Might be tougher than you think.

Vegas Bat Flip 15.05.2025 39:31 ↓

Gambling, Forgiveness, Bat Flip, Vegas

Spider Funny Politics 01.05.2025 34:27 ↓

The terrifying ordeal of having to kill a house spider.  Laugh at my jokes dammit.  Talking about politics without talking about politics.

When I Was A Rapper Part 5 15.04.2025 1:03:20 ↓

Finally finishing up the story of when I was an aspiring Hip Hop artist.

When I Was A Rapper Part 4 01.04.2025 49:00 ↓

Part 4 of my continuing adventures as an aspiring Hip Hop artist.

Never Put Me In Your Box 15.03.2025 42:25 ↓

Confessing to being a low-key stalker for creative reasons,  reminiscing on a High School field trip, and a cassette tape adventure.

Pee Votes Indeed 01.03.2025 29:13 ↓

Starting with odd job recommendations.  Continuing with odd voting practices.  Finishing with a salty F-Bomb laden rant about how you shouldn't pee on the toilet seat.

When I Was A Rapper Part 3 15.02.2025 57:32 ↓

Part 3 of the story about when I was a rapper.  

When I Was A Rapper Part 2 01.02.2025 56:30 ↓

Part 2 of the 'When I Was A Rapper' saga.  

When I Was A Rapper Part 1 15.01.2025 1:02:55 ↓

Quick rant about tobogganing, and the first instalment of an epic tale from my past.  

Out Ro 16.11.2024 27:14 ↓

Last episode of season one.  Taking stock and wrapping up.  A rant about crappy pencils, and a giant cliffhanger for next season.

Play The Game 01.11.2024 26:29 ↓

Lamenting my inability to be an encouraging cheeseball on Linkedin, a story from college, and some life lessons.