The Turtle Club

Your hosts discuss the worst movie they have had to watch for this podcast. Also Migel will NOT stop farting. Email us! theturtleclub69@gmail.com Twitter/X @turtleclubpod

Your hosts discuss The Kid Detective (2020). Many spoilers discussed throughout the entire episode. Email us! theturtleclub69@gmail.com Twitter/X @turtleclubpod

Your hosts discuss Mystery Team (2009) and also being a stoner at a wrestling show Email us! theturtleclub69@gmail.com Twitter/X @turtleclubpod

Your hosts discuss The Wrestler (2008) while Alan poops all over the place Email us! theturtleclub69@gmail.com Twitter/X @turtleclubpod Also if anyone wants to read Adam's long email, here's a google doc with all of it. I didn't read all of it so I hope it's not anything too negative https://docs.google.com/document/d/1HiWgEKdhiCFnX2iLUiEEo3rfvqXpOlFLQT8n574u8IE/edit?usp=sharing

With a new season comes a new format! How will it go? Idk I guess we'll have to see Email us! theturtleclub69@gmail.com Twitter/X @turtleclubpod

Alan is back and he has some explaining to do... Email us! theturtleclub69@gmail.com Twitter/X @turtleclubpod

Eli has to watch the movie by himself and record commentary for it as a punishment Email us! theturtleclub69@gmail.com Twitter/X @turtleclubpod

We're back to the original three hosts. Will it stay this way??? Stick around and find out! Email us! theturtleclub69@gmail.com Twitter/X @turtleclubpod

One of your hosts has an announcement. Sounds like it could be pretty serious. I would listen to this one if I were you. Email us! theturtleclub69@gmail.com Twitter/X @turtleclubpod

Your hosts discuss cooking and preparing alien meats. Also Michael is suddenly super likeable for some reason???? Email us! theturtleclub69@gmail.com Twitter/X @turtleclubpod

The movie for next year? God's Not Dead? The Passion of the Christ? Idk probably some stupid BS. I guess we'll see Email us! theturtleclub69@gmail.com Twitter/X @turtleclubpod

Your hosts get distracted by Catholic guilt films. Email us! theturtleclub69@gmail.com Twitter/X @turtleclubpod

Your hosts have a poetry contest and participate in Brat summer Email us! theturtleclub69@gmail.com Twitter/X @turtleclubpod

Your hosts have received a weirdly racist email. Listen to them discuss! Email us (no more racism please): theturtleclub69@gmail.com Twitter/X: @turtleclubpod

One of your hosts met Brent Spiner! And he was very nice! Email us! theturtleclub69@gmail.com Twitter/X @turtleclubpod

Your hosts are ready for TurtleMania, brothers! Email us! theturtleclub69@gmail.com Twitter/X @turtleclubpod

Okay but really think about it. Jimmy Carter has freaking NIGHT VISION! He would definitely win. Email us! theturtleclub69@gmail.com Twitter/X @turtleclubpod

Tammy and the T-Rex (1994) continues to be interesting and unhinged. Your hosts are a tad bit split about it, but an exclusive club invite has them distracted. Email us! theturtleclub69@gmail.com Twitter/X @turtleclubpod

Your hosts have returned for another year of trash! And what's this? A fourth host? Welcoming Alan Richardson as a new permanent host! This year's movie is Tammy and the T-Rex (1994) Email us! theturtleclub69@gmail.com Twitter/X @turtleclubpod

Your hosts are officially done with Kangaroo Jack (2003). They recorded a really short finale this year. Michael's audio kinda sucks, but they're too lazy to re-record. Happy Arbor Day! Email us! theturtleclub69@gmail.com Twitter/X @turtleclubpod

Your hosts are in better moods as they approach the end of their year of hell. Email us! theturtleclub69@gmail.com Twitter/X @turtleclubpod

Your hosts had a guest cancel on them so they decide to have an open discussion about their feelings on the podcast as a whole. Email us! theturtleclub69@gmail.com Twitter/X @turtleclubpod

Your hosts are over it. Kangaroo Jack (2003) has broken them to the point where they no longer care. Special guest Chris aka Tophertokes! Email us! theturtleclub69@gmail.com Twitter/X @turtleclubpod

Your hosts talk more about Saw than Kangaroo Jack (2003). Alan is back and Dave gets a passing grade. Email us! theturtleclub69@gmail.com Twitter/X @turtleclubpod

Your hosts are more miserable than they've ever been and it doesn't help that they've received a bizarre fan email. Special guest Khadjiah! Email us! theturtleclub69@gmail.com Twitter/X @turtleclubpod