The Transformers Nitpickers Podcast Show

All Transformers with any type of animal form are called to a mysterious planet where they must stop a great evil named Jerry. Find  Paul and John  on Twitter.

Marissa Fairborne leads the Technobots on an assault against the Quintessons when she falls for the charms of a moustachioed ne'er-do-well. Find  Paul and John  on Twitter.

Ol' Grimlock the dum-dum accidentally becomes a super genius just in time to build a new line of combiner Autobots to combat Galvatron's new line of combiner Decepticons. Bonus! Find  Paul and John  on Twitter.

Rodimus Prime, Ultra Magnus, Arcee, and Springer are all turned into humans by the evil Cobra Comman--uh... Snake. Yeah, Snake. That's the ticket.  Find  Paul and John  on Twitter.

The Quintessons attempt to control the Junkions through subliminal messaging, but end up nearly starting a galactic war.    Find  Paul and John  on Twitter.

The Autobots and Decepticons both stumble upon a Quintesson journal that could possibly avert a war between two aliens species with stupid names. "Macarena" appeared on the 1993 Los del Rio album A Mí Me Gusta. Find  Paul and John  on Twitter.

The Decepticons steal Metroplex's transformation cog so the Autobots steal Trypticon's transformation cog and First Aid has some serious feels. Find  Paul and John  on Twitter.

The Autobots get trapped inside Daniel's nightmare. Or maybe Daniel's nightmares come to life and attack the Autobots. Or maybe it's Danny and not Daniel. Nothing really matters in this episode brought to you by Creepy Glue™. Find  Paul and John  on Twitter.

The Quintessons trick the Decepticons into unleashing ancient monsters buried deep in the bowels of Cybertron. Find  Paul and John  on Twitter.

Sarscream's ghost hijacks Scourge's body so he can convince Unicron to give him his old body back because apparently Unicron isn't dead and granting mortality is something he can do now. That's cool.  Find  Paul and John  on Twitter.

When Galvatron's psychosis intensifies, Cyclonus tries to have him institutionalized on the planet of Torkulon. Find  Paul and John  on Twitter.

Hey, it's Sandstorm again! ...but for the first time also! His home gets taken over by the Decepticons and only the Autobots can save him and destroy the entire planet. Find  Paul and John  on Twitter.

The animated equivalent of a confused five year old child finds the Autobots and Decepticons trying to harness the harmonies of aliens who sing instead of talking. Find  Paul and John  on Twitter.

Leader-1 and the Guardians travel to Earth in order to stop Cy-Kill's sinister plan to take over Gobotron. Find  Paul and John  on Twitter.

Daniel has another zany adventure, this time with Grimlock. They travel to another world where the Red Wizard rules his people peacefully... or does he? Find  Paul and John  on Twitter.

When Daniel and Wheelie try to find out Ultra Magnus' birthday they cross paths with the Decepticons and none of it matters in the end. Find  Paul and John  on Twitter.

This episode of the Transformers Nitpickers Podcast Show was filmed in front of a live studio audience. Find  Paul and John  on Twitter.

Octane is using Trypticon to garner sanctuary with Abdul Fakkadi when Galvatron discovers that Carbombya holds oil reserves that can create Super Energon. #TeamCaseyKasem Find  Paul and John  on Twitter.

We meet Octane, a Decepticon we'll meet later, and find out that Galvatron wants to kill him for something he'll do in a future episode. To hell with your production order! Find  Paul and John  on Twitter.

The Autobots find themselves in an Autobot tomb where the body of Optimus Prime is dragged out and paraded around for your enjoyment. Are you not entertained? Find  Paul and John  on Twitter.

Through a series of convenient plot points, Kup must face a monster from his past. Galvatron's probably got some crazy scheme. Find  Paul and John  on Twitter.

Ultra Magnus, Cyclonus, Marissa Faireborn, and Wreck-Gar are kidnapped by a Quintesson who is interested only in experimentation... and not the fun, sexy kind. Find  Paul and John  on Twitter.

The Autobots are helpless to stop Trypticon as it destroys Teletraan 1 and their only hope is that Metroplex is able to save them in time. Also, John spills his beer! (Apologies for the low quality of John's audio on this episode) Find  Paul and John  on Twitter.

Marissa rescues Blur and Wheelie from "lightpoles" on Io, while Rodimus goes on a drug fuelled trip into the Matrix... man. The Decepticons and Quintessons plan a two pronged attack against the Autobots/Human alliance. (Apologies for the low quality of John's audio on these next two episodes) Find  Paul and John  on Twitter.

Blur and Wheelie arrive in Earth's solar system with Metroplex's transformation cog, while the other Autobots have adventures on the planet Goo. The Quintessons also forge an alliance with the Decepticons, which is probably not good. (Apologies for the low quality of John's audio on these next three episodes) Find  Paul and John  on Twitter.