The Transformers Nitpickers Podcast Show

Cheetor must defend a recently crashed stasis pod from the Predacons while Rhinox does everything he can to keep the protoform inside the pod alive. Find  Paul and John  on Twitter. 

Megatron creates a clone from Dinobot's DNA and sends it to infiltrate Maximal headquarters. Also, Rattrap surfs on a lava flow... so there's that. Find  Paul and John  on Twitter. 

When Megatron captures Rhinox, and reprograms him as a Predacon, Optimus sits back and watches the zany hijinks unfold in this laugh-a-minute chuckle fest. Find  Paul and John  on Twitter. 

The Predacons destroy themselves so Optimus orders the Maximals to leave the planet. Dinobot isn't so sure he wants to return to Cybertron and uncovers Megatron's plan. Find  Paul and John  on Twitter. 

Sh*t gets real when Cybertron sends temporal probes to locate Optimus Primal. After the probe passes by without detecting them, the Maximals must build a beacon deep in Predacon territory but not every member of the team is eager to leave. Find  Paul and John  on Twitter. 

Optimus is infected by Scorponok's new cyberbee and turned into a crazed brute. When he runs off to destroy the Predacons on his own, the Maximals must follow and save him. Find  Paul and John  on Twitter. 

Optimus and Tigertron investigate Waspinator, who leads them to a Predacon attempt to sabotage Maximal HQ. Meanwhile, Rattrap gets trapped inside Maximal HQ and is the target of the new defence system: Sentinel. Opening theme by Weaponized Death Crystals. Find  Paul and John  on Twitter. 

Optimus suspects Rattrap of being a traitor. As a test, he sends him deep into Predacon territory where he aligns himself with Terrorsaur's quest for power. Opening theme by Weaponized Death Crystals. Find  Paul and John  on Twitter. 

John and Paul incorrectly believe they predicted the arrival of new transformers when they sit down and record an episode together. Find  Paul and John  on Twitter. 

Terrorsaur discovers a unique stream of energon that gives him the power to destroy Megatron and rule the planet. Find  Paul and John  on Twitter.

A mysterious alien pod arrives at the standing stones and teleports Optimus away, leaving the rest of the Maximals to fend off the Predacons. Don't worry, none of your questions will be answered! Find  Paul and John  on Twitter.

Cheetor disobeys orders and gets himself caught... again. This time it's due to a lightning strike that randomly creates a teleportation gateway between the Predacon's and Maximal's spaceships. Find  Paul and John  on Twitter.

While testing out new communications equipment, Cheetor disobeys orders and gets himself caught. After his rescue, Cheetor is eager to prove he's not incompetent... so he disobeys orders and gets himself caught. Find  Paul and John  on Twitter.

Megatron leads the Predacons to a newly exposed energon deposit. Paul's mic is still on the fritz. Dinobot and the Maximals trail the Predacons and engage in an all out masochistic punch-fest. Find  Paul and John  on Twitter.

The Maximals and Predacons crash land on an alien planet dangerously rich in energon. They must adopt animal forms to avoid being over-energized and shorting out... like Paul's microphone for the next couple episodes. Find  Paul and John  on Twitter.

Paul and John reminisce on The Transformers and talk about their favourite, and least favourite characters and episodes. Find  Paul and John  on Twitter.

Thought you'd had enough new Transformers what with the Headmasters and Targetmasters and all? Buckle up, baby! This episode features a Fortress Maximus and a Scorponok and not a story. Find  Paul and John  on Twitter.

With the creation of the Autobot Headmasters, Decepticons Headmasters, Decepticon Targetmasters, and Autobot Targetmasters this episode gets old fast. Find  Paul and John  on Twitter.

In the first part of a three part cash grab, Galvatron gets his hands on the key to the Energy Plasma Chamber. Optimus keeps himself busy while the rest of the Autobots develop another line of toys. Find  Paul and John  on Twitter.

Paul and John talk about what could have been. Wish  Paul  a Happy Birthday on Twitter!

With season three under their belts, Paul and John talk about their favourite and least favourite Autobots, Decepticons, humans, and episodes. Find  Paul and John  on Twitter.

Optimus Prime leads the few remaining survivors of the Hate Plague on a journey to find an alloy, stolen by the Decepticons, that will protect them from the infected. Find  Paul and John  on Twitter.

Two stupid humans with unjustified an hatred of Transformers use the body of Optimus Prime to lure the Autobots into a trap that makes no sense but whatever... OPTIMUS IS BACK!! Find  Paul and John  on Twitter.

Autobots, Decepticons, and Quintessons are trapped on an alien planet and the only escape lies in Preceptor's universal emulator, which is currently powering a robot geisha astronaut. Find  Paul and John  on Twitter.

Galvatron acquires the Matrix of Leadership, leaving Rodimus Prime as Hot Rod. When Scourge uses the Matrix for his own evil purposes, Hot Rod has to pull his head out of his ass. Find  Paul and John  on Twitter.