the STAB! show

Word hater John Ross guides this Best of “Reorganization” Volume 1 with fancy word STAB!bers Tyler Kinney, Jordan Gannon, Bill Wallis, Josh Kinkade, Coreen Lemcke, Alfonso Portela, Stephen Ferris, Nick Pettigrew, Ben Rice, Jaclyn Weiand and Jesse Jones teaching words to stay in their respective lanes.

STAB! host John Ross welcomes day celebrating STAB!bers Edgar Granados, Tyler Kinney, Joe-Joe Louis, TaVi Watkins, Evan Nyarady, Bill Wallis, Jaclyn Weiand, Josh Kinkade, Rhoda Ramone, Jon Gamora and Jesse Jones to share their celebrations of everything from Gonzo Birthdays and Microsoft learning tools to screamo lyrics and political love stories and everything else that […]

Need to get away from your ho-hum, hum-drum, drum ‘n bass life? Well let Jordan Gannon, Ben Rice, Tyler Kinney, Joe-Joe Louis, Luke Soin, Ben Feldman, Erik Krasner, Alfonso Portela, Johnny Taylor, Jaclyn Weiand and Jesse Jones invite you to enticing tourism destinations, Islands of Dad, Cool Stuff and Soft Rock, and other inviting harbors, […]

It’s been said that every episode of STAB! Is a “Best of” episode. By whom? Let’s not get into all who’s and what’s that right now, huh? Let’s just say it’s been said. What’s even more true than that already super true statement though, is that this is the Best of “Write a Poem About […]

We told you there were two and we ain’t liers! Here’s part the second of STAB!’s trip to the Cystic Fibrosis Research Inc. Summer Retreat in Menlo Park, CA. Remember, still in a church, at the altar and everything. In this’n, STAB!’s own John Ross talked with guest types Luke Soin, Rhoda Ramone and Jesse […]

STAB! Did a couple shows at the Cystic Fibrosis Research Inc. Summer Retreat in Menlo Park California. On top of that, they did said shows in a church. They were pretty good. But don’t take my word for it, jerk. John Ross brings his merry STABbers Danielle Mandella, Rasa Hollander and Jesse Jones to The […]

If there’s something strange, in the Mission District, who ya gonna call? STAB! host John Ross, and his guests Jon Gorman, Red Scott and Jesse Jones, obviously. In this spectral episode of STAB! John talks to the fellas about Isaac Singer, The Night of the Murdered Poets, World Elephant Day, the home colonoscopy test, the […]

Never wear mittens to a tractor pull. Try not to use a ten speed in a bank heist. Always never don’t wear a suit of armor to a bris. STAB!’s John Ross spake at DJ Real, Lendy West and Jesse Jones who returned in kind, on such subjects as Sue the T-Rex, DOS 1.0, the […]

What is offensive? Pretty much anything can be offensive to someone. Is it more offensive to offend or to try to avoid offending entirely? Am I even saying anything anymore? That’s an offensive question! STAB! host and host of STAB! John Ross politely welcomes funny people Alfonso Portela, Kaseem Bentley and Jesse Jones to talk […]

Do you have what it takes to pester a poor, lonely forest dwelling hermit?! Well prove it! Poke Mongo! Poke him in the town, poke him by the river, what ever you do, just Poke Mongo! Or, if you’d rather, you can listen to STAB! Host John Ross talk to STAB! Guests Erik Krasner, Tyler […]

STAB! Was invited to the 4th Annual Sacramento Stand-Up Competition held at our birth-club, the Sacramento Comedy Spot. And how could we possibly refuse? We couldn’t is how, so we didn’t. We did the show! And boy did we do it. John Ross brought in the big guns, Tyler Kinney, Alfonso Portela and the regular […]

Trains: they’re insane. Proven rock fact. They’re not to be trusted with anything more important than a light switch, and even then, not without supervision. In this episode of STAB!, John Ross (host) discusses a wide range of topics with Land Smith-Abbinante (guest), Aviva Seigal (lady guest) and Jesse Jones (mostly pest) including Stevie Wonder, […]

Has anyone seen, it’s like, a red binder. There’s nothing on the outside, it’s just red. Like, flat red, not glossy or anything. It should be really easy to see. That’s why they made it red… Well, while we’re looking for that, this episode of STAB! Sees host John Ross ask guests Ben Feldman, Shahera […]

Ever wanna go to the Alps? Sure you have. Got Pals? I hope you do. ‘Cause there’s some pals that you can go to the alps with that’ll let you slap laps with, and really, those’re the best pals of all. Lap slapper John Ross welcomes alp pals Luke Soin, Andrew Absher and Jesse Jones […]

You know what would really get this party started? Sacrificing one of the weaker of us to a couple of the stronger to be torn to shreds and really get the blood pumping. I know that’d launch my rocket for sure. So listen as STAB! host John Ross tosses lame pup after sad pooch at […]

Give me bread, give me cheese, give me all the fixins that I please! Subway runs through me! Quiznos lights my way! All hail the great and powerful Blimpie! STAB! host John Ross sandwiches a bunch of topics between sound effects and asks Kim Martel, Jeff Brown and Jesse Jones about National Doctor’s Day, Celine […]

Look at me! I could be: second base! … No. Hold on… Look at me! I could be: pinch runner! NO! Damn it. I know there’s something here, I just have to peel back the layers and it will reveal itself to me! In the meantime STAB! Coach John Ross welcomes hitters Stephen Ferris, Rhoda […]

The 4th Annual Los Angeles Scripted Comedy Festival, hosted by iO West, welcomed STAB! to their festivities. And we festivized, oh boy did we! In this festive episode of STAB!, host John Ross brought STAB! regulars (STABulars?) Alfonso Portela, Tyler Kinney and Jesse Jones to share with the desert town of Los Angeles some of […]

Yeah, now you can’t think of anything BUT the sound of a squirrel after a lung full of helium. If singing chipmunks are anything to go by, that voice is going to be insane. A squirrel on helium, what will STAB! think of next? Well, in this episode of STAB!, host John Ross thinks to […]

You love Steven Tyler. You love tiny pizzas. We love to ruin the things that you love. You’ll never be able to hear your favorite band or eat your favorite food the same way ever again. Deal with it! In this edition of STAB!, John Ross leads the ruiners (Bill Wallis, Chris Emery and Jesse […]

Come, free yourself from the burden of mortal things, float about as the infinite butterscotch butterfly that you always knew yourself to secretly be! Roll around giggling all day, content and fulfilled for the first time in your narrow existence! Treat your ears to the sound of STAB!’s own John Ross leading Grant Houlton, Melissa […]

Yeah girl, you like that? You’re not sure? Yeah, I get that, but when I’m done you’re gonna have a little bit more of an idea of where you stand on the subject, or at least an educated guess. Give yourself an ear taste of some new STAB! as John Ross leads Alfonso Portela, Johnny […]

Look, up in the sky, it’s a stuffed toy with a feather on it, it’s a catnip chew toy, no, it’s Snack A Cat! If it can be dropped from a drone onto an unsuspecting but hungry cat, Snack A Cat’s done it! Now in three delicious flavors! In this product place-tastic episode of STAB! […]

This isn’t about you so shut it! Shut it up Edgar! Quiet. Shush! Shushy-shush! Shut it up and shut it down. You’re on the next show, so for now just shut up Edgar, we’ve got a show to do! John Ross tells Edgar to shut up while Jon Gomora, Emma Haney and Jesse Jones also […]

Hey, what’s goin’ on? Yeah, us neither. Just some chill ass dudes, doin’ what chill dudes do. Which is chillin’. Chillin’ like a comic book antagonist. Just like that, times four. Chill host John Ross welcomes equally chill dudes Hayden Greif-Neill, Dash Kwiatkowsky and Jesse Jones as they talk about such chill topics as US […]