The Schmear Podcast

The year is 2010 and you are playing MASH, and you end up moving to NYC, living in shack with 3 kids, and marrying your 7th grade crush..... Just kidding. On this week's episode we play a good 'ole round of MASH, catch up on all things pop-culture, and have Leighton Meester and Gina Rodriguez (doppelgängers) talk about their thoughts of this season of the Bachelor. 

Welcome back Pap-Schmears ;) It is episode 9 baby! On today's episode, we discuss The Bachelor's of Christmas past, challenge each other to a game of "Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader", and ask our listeners....what do you keep on your nightstand? Can't wait for you to CHIVE into this episode. 

Tutter from Bear in the Big Blue House > everyone On this episode, the gals of The Schmear not only confess their love for Tutter the mouse, they deep dive movies and tv shows from our listeners childhoods, blind react to the "Make you Cringe" Tiktok trend, and sing....a lot? Give us a follow on Instagram and Facebook @TheSchmear. Podcast for more content!

Welcome to the first episode of 2023! Today, Alyssa and Hailey debrief about their NYE plans, fashion trends, and answer the question pop culture stans are wondering....is Jenna Ortega aka Wednesday Adams related to the ICONIC High School Musical Director, Kenny Ortega? 

As we wrap up the year, we are feeling exceptionally blessed for turning our dream of starting a podcast into a reality. Thank you to everyone who has supported and encouraged us this year, we couldn't have done it without you all! On this episode we take a walk down memory lane, and recap the highs and lows of 2022, the hottest albums/TV shows/movies from this year, and in typical Schmear fashion...

On this week’s episode of The Schmear, we talk pop culture moments that altered our brain chemistry, KWEEN Kelly Clarkson, and our biggest icks *sniff sniff*. 

"Beep beep! Get in loser, we are listening to The Schmear" - Regina George. This week Alyssa and Hailey talk dream cars, Aaron Carter, and all things cringe. Make sure to tune in every Friday for a new episode of The Schmear on all streaming platforms. Let's chive!

Welcome to the third episode of The Schmear! Today Alyssa & Hailey reveal some embarrassing stories, varying from sharting, homicidal lobsters, and the answer to an age ole question...who let the dogs out? Make sure to check out @theschmear.podcast on Instagram, Facebook, and Tiktok for updates. Let's chive!

Congrats, you've made it to the second episode of The Schmear! On today's episode, Alyssa & Hailey talk about all things holidays, from favorite Christmas movies, songs, traditions, and foods - you will feel holly and jolly after listening to this episode. Make sure to check out @theschmear.podcast on Instagram from now until December 7th to enter to win a $50 Amazon Gift Card this holiday season.

Welcome to the first episode of The Schmear! On today's episode, Alyssa & Hailey talk about what this podcast is about, get into some of the weird stuff they did as kids, and talk through all things Dancing With the Stars, Taylor Swift, Drake, and more.