The Say Report

It’s been year since the very first episode of The Say Report released. Sejohn and Devon thought this would be a perfect opportunity to go back and listen to that first episode and record their reactions to it. Now come along on a journey to the past to listen along with the guys to The Say Report Episode I: Shantae Street This version of the episode features the audio of Episode One mixed in so y...

After seven years Devon finally forced himself to muscle through the Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Zooey Deschanel film (500) Days of Summer and now he has a few things to say about it. just as soon as he explains to Sejohn why he loves Daryl Hall and John Oates, the meaning of Yacht Rock, and how he got hooked by Apple iTunes. Sejohn then finally gets to follow-up on an off-hand remark from last week'...

Sejohn and Devon ring in 2018 with a whole lot of discussion about the National Broadcasting Company, better known as NBC, and some of their more questionable choices including Welcome to Sweden, Wonder Woman, and giving Chevy Chase the hubris required to ask Paul Simon to be in a music video. The episode also features a few recommendations on how to have fun locally, and what we each did to bid f...

This week Devon and Sejohn “Cinnamon Bear” Serowik share the super secret origin of “The Say Report” and pay the now yearly tribute to the show’s guardian angel… Cody, Then Devon has a rant for the audience but before we get to that he has a couple of warm-up rants to make sure he is at the proper intensity of his rant about gift giving and the major change that we should be made on a global level...

This week, the white Malcolm and Eddie discuss finishing things in the realm of Video Games, Movies, and Television Shows. Devon talks about all the money he has been giving to Nintendo over the last week, and recounts a horror story dealing with a member of the service industry Sejohn regales the listeners with more tales of his #badvent, and how this is the year he has been able to keep the stre...

This episode is nothing but spoilers for Star Wars The Last Jedi from the ending to the beginning to that weird bit in the middle when you thought it was okay to go to the bathroom. If you haven’t seen it then DON’T LISTEN… You have been warned.

Devon’s adventure with his Sister Dayle to Olde Mystic Village’s Festival of Light results in a more through review of Lady Bird, recounting Dayle first experience seeing Back to the Future on the big screen, and a new theory on the death of the modern cinema involving the work of Robert Zemeckis and the emergence of Independent Films. Sejohn then tells the story of how he got onto the Nintendo Sw...

We might as well have called this episode Crazy Train because it is off the rails... Despite being our momentous Forty-Sixth episode I don't think I could even tell you what it's about. Devon talks a little bit about Rikki Tikki Tembo-no Sa Rembo-chari Bari Ruchi-pip Peri Pembo before transitioning into Mega Man 11 and Mighty No. 9. Sejohn shares his Christmas tradition of Badvent and the films he...

This week we finally make good on a promise which means you get to hear us talk all about Justice League… what worked, what didn’t, and what we will carry with us for the rest of our lives. Before that Devon shares the story of the time he had a very real conversation with the spirit of Christmas regarding the origin of Santa’s elves, Then Devon takes center stage again to share how agreeing to pl...

In this week's episode, in which we are legally obligated to disclose is in no way sponsored by Taco Bell, Devon is excited to discuss Justice League a film he thought was sincerely excellent. Unfortunately, life is what happens when you are busy making other plans and Sejohn went and saw Thor: Ragnorak this weekend instead. Luckily, Devon loved the trailer for the upcoming adaptation of Rampage s...

It’s a weird and wacky episode this week on The Say Report, beginning with Devon and Sejohn sharing one of their only proven theories from College, relating specifically to knowledge of Naughty By Nature’s seminal classic "O.P.P." The guys also use this episode to catch up on catching up with show’s they have watched over the last few weeks and how they handled the post-halloween blues To finish u...

We begin this week’s episode positing our own theory regarding the ultimate question of Life, The Universe, and Everything, before Devon ad Sejohn share their experiences over the weekend playing video games virtually adjacent to one another. From there we take a look at not only the cinema from the nineteen-nineties, but the lack of culture that existed during said decade. Of course it would be a...

This week the Say Report becomes self-aware as they technically penetrate Devon’s barrier of episodes recordings for a single podcast. Leading into Devon continuing to make Sejohn wait for details about Super Mario Odyssey as he recounts his Halloween escapades over the weekend. After Devon finally shares his impressions regarding his time with Super Mario Odyssey, Sejohn regales us with his own H...

It is highly recommended that you take the Thirteen (13) minutes to listen to the album Before joining Devon and Sejohn as they use their fourth very special episode to dissect a 15 year old tradition via examination of the beauty and wonder that is A.F.I.’s All Hallow’s E.P.

Once Devon finishes ruining David the Gnome for everyone, prompting a discussion about what is going on in Hollywood right now, Sejohn is there to brighten the mood with a quiz about Halloween traditions!. We follow that up with a recommendation to go check out The Lego Ninjago Movie and to take the time at home to watch The Mummy that featured Tom Cruise and Russell Crowe from earlier this year....

This week Devon drank an entire bottle of wine before recording which led to a retelling of that faithful night in 2015 when he and Sejohn tried to record a podcast about Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens… Then Sejohn speaks about the difficulties of the new Hulu User Interface, dealing with the nineties Woody Woodpecker cartoon, and finding Halloween films that aren’t necessarily horror fi...

We begin this episode by celebrating the golden age of television animation by speaking on some of our favorite modern animated programs including Teen Titans, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Adventure Time, and Dan Vs. This rousing topic is inspired by the announcement of “Teen Titans Go To The Movies” which means we also can’t help ourselves and dive head first into a discussion about the c...

As Tom Petty still remains in a quantum state Sejohn and Devon give their recommendations on how to best honor the prolific artist should the cat be dead once the box is opened. Then onto the question at hand Devon seeks to answer his mother’s question about what happened to Randy Quaid with help from resident expert Sejohn. In return Devon allows Sejohn to unburden his feelings regarding Jeepers...

We start by making good on our promise to discuss new CBS show offerings The Crossing and Young Sheldon, which ends up putting a bit of a target on the Columbia Broadcasting System where we squarely aim at least 10 years worth of gripes and grievances regarding their track record of keepings shows on the air well past their expiration date, their new streaming service, and a severe lack of Designi...

Devon’s week of sickness leads to discussion of crazy voices and video games including Hatoful Boyfriend and the Marvel vs. Capcom Infinite Demo. Then Sejohn drops the bomb we’ve all been waiting for that he finally saw The Emoji Movie and agrees that its a way better movie than it needs to be, prompting Devon to remind the world that Legends of Oz: Dorothy’s Return is a thing that not only exists...

The episode starts with a detour filled discussion on why exactly Devon has the movie Dreamgirls as promised in the title. Then its time for Tin Foil Hat Theatre where a comment about the fourth season on BoJack Horseman sends Sejohn spiraling out on his latest conspiracy theory. To close things out we have a brief discussion on racial slurs and the media before Devon hands Sejohn the mic to discu...

The episode starts out somber with a tribute to the recently deceases Walter Becker and what his music made as half of Steely Dan meant to us on the show. We follow that up with an examination of MAD Magazine and their sudden in crease in relevance after meaning so much to Sejohn in his youth. Then the fact that the events of the Harry Potter series have finally caught up to us in the “Real World”...

Sejohn and Devon take a page from their past and record a "3 Friends and a Movie" type commentary for the very first episode of the new DuckTales cartoon reboot. The video we watched while recording can be found here... it will be the easiest to sync up with. Plus if you haven't see it yet, we recommend you watch it before you listen to us talking during it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gP0Neif...

We begin this week by celebrating prolific comic book creator and artist Jack Kirby on the 100th anniversary of his birth. Unfortunately a conversation about Jack Kirby involving Devon wouldn’t be complete with name checking TMNT Micro-Series Donatello and the fantastic tribute to his art that was on display therein. Unfortunately again, no conversation about Micro-Series Donatello involving Devon...

Our host compatriots do a deep dive into fast food Pizza and whether or not Pizza Hut, Domino's, or Little Caesar's is the best in a bit of #Pizzaology. Then they make an examination on Netflix and Marvel to see why it is exactly Devon isn't a fan of their series despite being a huge comic book fan. Finally Devon has a PSA that effects every single listener of the Say Report and the too good to be...