The Movies That Made Only Us

(CW: Discussion of grooming, pedophilia, and generational trauma) Max subjects yet another soul to his obsession with the mentally destructive horrors of Gooby — and it affects Nathan in ways he can't describe. Let 'errrrrr rip! You can watch Gooby for free on YouTube (in very low quality fair warning), or you can buy the DVD on Amazon like a psychopath.

The two brothers welcome their very first guest: a third brother! Oliver brings one of his childhood favorites, The Wild (2006), which leads to a discourse on sexual harassment of giraffes, racist pigeons, and awfully unfunny koala bears.

Nathan discovers the true secret of the lost legend: the way you break Max's spirit is with a baby dinosaur watching people have sex. You can rent Baby: Secret of the Lost Legend (1985) on Prime, Apple TV, YouTube, etc., and we at TMTMOU do NOT suggest you should watch it by non-legal means.

The boys dive into the world of Dragon Hunters (2008) to find some floating cabbage patches, Forest Whitaker, and low budget 3D animated monsters. You can watch Dragon Hunters for free on YouTube.

Nathan tries to torture Max as payback for forcing him to watch Snow Dogs (2002) on repeat as kids, but in the end he mostly just tortures himself. Meanwhile, Max weeps to the sounds of Cuba Gooding Jr.’s screams. You can watch Snow Dogs on Disney+, and rent it on many other services.

For Max's first pick, the brothers fall down the rabbit hole that is Pet Shop (1994). Strap in for some bad NY accents, an alien pooch, and the best outfits the '90s has to offer. I hear ya, Mrs. Zim! You can watch Pet Shop on YouTube, Prime, Tubi, and other platforms for free.

In Episode 1, Nathan tries to start off the show with some wholesome comfy vibes with Babar: The Movie (1989) — but the brothers are shocked to uncover the dark colonialist history of Elephantland.

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