That LARRY SHOW

Actual recording of an ICU ventilator "covid" fatality! ■ The "Man on the Street" is "The Idiot On the Street" ■ Words & phrases Commies use to control their minions ■ A chronology of gubmnt Covid scams ■ Pfizer's new 'vax for teens' TV ad - with side-effects! ■ Why most experts are credentialed morons

Dan Bongino's brave vax confession ■ Why America's division cannot be healed ■ The difference between ASTCOs & LUTFAs ■ Why ASTCOs (Commies) are frightened and furious ■ America's filthiest rest stop is named after BIDEN ■ Why DELAWARE should be re-named UNAWARE ■ Why LUTFAs are happy and cool

PF Flyers or Keds? ■ "Shock-proof Arch" or "Action Wedge?" ■ Why stupid people (of all age s ) like clowns ■ How New Balance resurrected PF Flyers and destroyed them with one lousy ad ■ Why Labor Day is a Commie holiday and should be re-named ■ The punishment for adults who rob children of childhood

Why USA is a monarchy & the "royals" that control it ■ Why didn't the FBI investigate FDR when he imprisoned 100k + Japanese-Americans? ■ Which loathed dictator does JOeey resemb le ? ■ Which genocidal Russian dictator was called "Uncle Joe?" ■ Why some people love a gubmnt boot on their neck

Covid strikes Larry's wife on the road trip ■ Larry meets actual ghosts and zombies at a health food store ■ The aura-cleansing healing crystal you shove up your butt ■ Hippie cure-all hustlers vs Big Pharma - is there a difference? ■ Are the "Pfizer Proud" tattoo idiots still proud? ■ Magic rocks for those with rocks in their heads ■ El Chapo's favorite inspirational meme

Road wreck has Larry thinking murder ■ Which vehicle is 2x more likely driven by a drunk? ■ The real reason people love Route 66 ■ A bigger danger mothers of MADD dare not address ■ 2 words that summarize American culture ■ Feeling alone in a crowd ■ Join Larry on a transcontinental road trip...

What's the Curse of Lake Ronkonkoma ? ■ W TF is a Puritron? ■ Why National Lampoons "Vacation" could never be made today ■ What happened to selfie sticks? ■ How the Grand Canyon facilitates Darwinism ■ A tour de force of the Jersey Shore... when it was still fabulous ■ It's vacation season - don't take one until you hear this episode!

UBU - the globalist religion and why you must know about it ■ How Larry made himself an outcast at his workplac e ■ How outrage replaced empathy - and why that's killing mankind ■ Why Chicoms love Biden ■ Why gubmnt prefers criminals and junkies to productive citizens ■ Why Biden is a punk's punk  

The killer snail that has Tampa in quarantine ■ What is rat lung-worm and why should you avoid it? ■ Why is Cory's Snail Death now called Cory's Snail Killer ? ■ The breakfast cereal that may give you diabetes ■ Larry's immortal fish ■ Ingredients you eat that are used in jet fuel

How Bob Dylan made himself a legend ■ 5 steps that will make YOU a legend ( no matter your profession ) ■ Why the audience at a Dylan concert was the best part of the show ■ Fame-obsessed nut-jobs Larry has known ■ 5 legendary rock bands that tower above all others ■ Larry's evening with Sinatra and the mob ■ BONUS: Larry records custom outro music you will love

Why they killed 007 ■ W here will the world now source cool? ■ The creeps who killed him ■ The US president who was almost 007 ■ The hottest Bond girl of all time ■ How US Gubmnt glamorizes war and makes idiots love it ■ Another Hollywood soyboy kisses Zalenskyy's squishy ass ■ JFK vs. creepy imbecile Biden

Larry's favorite movie - and the wisdom it contains ■ Words and phrases that make us losers ■ The Marine DI who saved Larry's future ■ How children re-wire your brain ■ What military life is really like ■ The 3 levels of learning ■ How Hollywood's war on fathers destroyed America

Larry buys an antique/gets a big surprise ■ Psychometry - real or bunk? ■ Flea market crap that can make you rich ■ A new Commie slogan to hate ■ Why Bezos isn't as smart as he thinks he is ■ The gargantuan online Chinese company you need to avoid

The sickest joke ever told ■ How Johnny Cash pissed away 30,000 gallons a day ■ Vandalism, the new comedic art form ■ What you never knew about "the man in black." ■ A greeniac feeds cake to Mona Lisa ■ Why Larry thinks the painting sux ■ How to make comedy funny again

Why is the term "mass shooting" a leftist construct? ♦ Why "psycho-shooting" is more accurate ♦ Facts Biden chose to omit in his TV address on the Texas school massacre ♦ Which three groups are mostly responsible for increased psycho shootings? ♦ What industry OWNS Biden?

Why Sean Penn & Bono suck ▲ Why attention whores are flocking to Ukraine ▲Why Mitch McConnell is a phony punk ▲ Which is worse? Pelosi or Jill Biden? ▲ How USA became the global cop ▲ If you're sick of fake celebs and pols, this is your episode!

Joey's latest lies - BUSTED ▲ Is America's pendulum swinging back to sanity? ▲ Recent events you NEVER thought would occur ▲ How social media is making everyone sick ▲ Joey's favorite TV shows - revealed!

Why are creepy dolls washing up on a Texas beach? Larry solves the mystery! ▲ The mannequin Larry made famous ▲ How a stuffed squirrel can help you meet women ▲ Why is L.A.'s bizarre quotient declining? ▲ A bizarre NYC custom you never heard of ▲ If life is a bit mundane - this is the fix!

How winners ride out stormy times ▲ The secret "paradise" Larry left when he moved to L.A. ▲ Why are the Dodgers the best team? (hint: it has nothing to do with baseball) ▲ Larry's experience that mimicked "The Shining" ▲ Why Malibu sucks 

How did the American Idiocracy happen? ▲ The unmentionable reason USA is doomed ▲ 2 bumper stickers that reveal all wisdom ▲ Let's speak ABUSE to power ▲ The worst 16 years in US History ▲ Parents: the new marginalized demographic ▲ H ad a belly-full of JOeey & Co.? This is your episode!

Meet Bronx Tina - the antithesis of AOC ▲ Is PETA a crock? ▲ Meet Mona - the 7-pound canine angel saved by lucky timing ▲ How Easter is your ultimate survival tool ▲ Sinners' Sunday re-visited ▲ How Moose came to be guard dog of the TNS Dojo ▲ How to speak Bronx

2 amazing ballsy women who are actually FEMALE! ▲ How gubmnt invents heroes ▲ The Covid hero turnstile ▲ The difference between courage, ballsiness and heroics ▲ How fake heroes undermine authentic ones ▲ The greatest war hero you never heard of ▲ Lock and load, and prepare to engage the enemy!

What Chris Rock SHOULD have said/done to Will Smith ▲ When America began to decay ▲ How Happy Days would look in 2022 ▲ Why Putin is better/smarter than JOeeey ▲ Why De Niro is a punk ▲ Why actors deserve NO respect ▲ More BRILLIANT ADVICE from Charles Manson ▲ This episode is audio ambrosia - LISTEN and LOVE!  

Larry flies like SUPERMAN! ▲ Larry rides like Evel Knievel ▲ The 2 key elements of authentic adventure ▲ Why store-bought adventures suck ▲ How to find your true calling ▲ Tuning out killjoys and naysayers ▲ Finding adventure in YOUR life ▲ Larry's NEXT big adventure!

Attempted murder in one of Larry's hangouts ▲ The secret of self-defense ▲ Why maniacs and psychos roam America ▲ Astral projection ride-along with Larry ▲ The Los Angeles Mask-Zombies ▲ How 2 years were stolen from Larry's kids ▲ Corporate judo at the Take No Sh*t Dojo