That LARRY SHOW

When America turned chicken ■ Narcissistic putzes who run the US Military ■ Commies run Corporate America ■ What scares ASTCOs ■ Larry's Easy Rider reboot ■ Why nobody deserves respect ■ How downsizing can fix the USA

Advice from a rock star that will change your life ■ How to find clarity ■ How school stifles success ■ When cheating is smart and noble ■ Larry's Master Class in cheating ■ This milestone show - Episode 400 - will fast track your dreams!

Larry meets the Wolf of Wall St. ■ When being alone is beneficial ■ The wisdom of an Alice Cooper lyric ■ What the wind phone can do for you ■ Why the copycat USA wind phone beats the original in Japan

Lurid tale of the Hatchet Hitcher - what NETFLIX missed ■ America's love/hate with heroes ■ Why media cut terms "workplace violence" and "disgruntled employee" ■ "Assault pistols" - new gun-grabbers term ■ The fake mass-shooter archetype ■ Guiding principle Larry learned from Conan the Barbarian's dad

How to ID Commies better than AI does ■ Larry's epiphany re: female deceptions ■ The two biggest American Commies (guess!) ■ Why ugly Commies hate attractive people ■ 5-point Commie-spotting checklist you need to know

L.A . drowns in Biblical floods - will Larry escape? ■ L . A . museum exhibits coprophagia ■ Death Valley boulders that move ■ Jim Morrison - the un-rock star ■ A Charles Manson prophecy comes true ■ Secrets of Little Tokyo ■ Larry predicts a sci-fi demise for L.A.

"Justice" - the all-purpose Commie suffix that gives morons stiffies ■ LA City pols ban gas stoves/heat/dryers ■ The bigots and racists who run a Commie College ■ Now they've canceled MLK

POINTY CHICKS - EXPLAINED! ▲ Who is the POPE of New Year's Eve ? ▲ N.Y. vs Las Vegas New Year's (hint: they BOTH suck) ▲ Meet TONY SPUMONTE ▲ Boring people NYC thinks are exciting ▲ Why Barbados' "Old Year's Night" kicks our New Year's ass

The sexy Santa's helper Larry never forgot ▲ Meet the LUDDITES - high school kids dumping smart phones and social media! ▲ The secret U.S. health crisis - de-mystified ▲ Christmas tree seller/felons ▲ The greatest Christmas story ever told

How That LARRY SHOW was born ▲ Larry rescues a friend and is attacked by a stripper ▲ Larry enters an alternate world on a Christmas long ago ▲ The bucket o' blood bar from another dimension ▲ Larry's NEW SONG that will wreck JOEY's Christmas!

How the acronym H-E-M-I will make you UN-SCAMMABLE! ▲ Recognizing con man tricks ▲ How Madoff set up his victims ▲ What Masons, Mensa and the Mafia have in common ▲ Why politicians were the real villains of the 2008 financial crisis ▲ What the media isn't telling you about FTX

When, where and how to spot a UFO ▲ What really indicates intelligence? ▲ Larry's trifecta of astronomical phenomena ▲ Sedona, Az, kook enclave or locus of enlightenment? ▲ What aliens think of earthlings ▲ Hear a live demo of a medicine wheel ▲ How a UFO sighting changes you forever  

Larry's Thanksgiving with the Rolling Stones ■ Why the Pilgrims were ultra-cool bad asses ■ How Commie crud tries to destroy Thanksgiving ■ The once-great parade that's been woke-i-fied ■ Larry's time-traveling/inter-dimensional Thanksgiving ■ Before you eat a morsel of turkey – listen to this!

6 words that are the key to happiness ■ Why "go along to get along" is USA's new motto ■ Mike Tyson KOs a snotty TV host ■ The secret to winning confrontations ■ Why Tyson went to jail and Kobe Bryant didn't ■ How institutions manipulate us ■ Larry disses a charity

TED Talk tool talks out his tuchus ■ Futurecast from dim bulb soyboy ■ Nutjob n urse amputates man's foot - to bronze it ■ M outh-breathers believe sci-fi is real ■ Do  you speak Biden-ese? ■ Immortalize your mind in a flash drive ■ Self-building houses + more hallucinations from nano-brained nitwits

The magic word that will make any male buy any crap at any price ■ Was Chucky the killer doll based on Larry? ■ The jillionaire business woman who sold "dreams in a jar" ■ Are you a "vintage dude" or "aged to perfection?" ■ The great reset Klaus Schwab doesn't want ■ Party City sez age 40 is "Golden Years" zone ■ A corporate birthday party turns deadly

The nightmare that will terrify you ■ Telepathic Trick or Treaters ■ What happened to bums and hobos? ■ Larry visits skid row ■ Larry's re-purposed, recyclable costume ■ How kids are being cheated out of Halloween ■ Creepy parents who have destroyed Halloween ■ How to get more candy

Larry stages a black mass at Catholic school  ■ How to make authorities self-destruct ■ The secret to successful capers ■ Why autumn is Larry's fave' season ■ The Jersey snob who lost everything ■ The joy of victim-less crime ■ How to pack your life with adventure

The secret that torments Joey – and may get us all killed ■ The real reason Joey hates Putin ■ What Putin thinks of Joey ■ How the media soft peddles Joey's lies and insanity ■ Why Joey lives in fear ■ if you want to know what's really going on in Joey's skull – this is your episode!

What are KIDULTS and how are they destroying the world? ▲ Is Richard Branson a rich dope? ▲ How Jack In The Box kicks McDonald's Ass ▲ The McDonald's jingle that insulted customers ▲ Why millions of Twitidiots follow PEPSI ▲ Why are there hundreds of headless goats in a Georgia river?

What "must-have miracle product" is found only in Chinatown? ■ Why ants are the same as Commies ■ Which cough remedy is on a whore-house menu ? ■ What does Larry tell ants before he kills them? ■ Why the EPA must not be trusted ■ Why Chinese tongs will outlast the US Govt.

Why we are all Biden's whores ■ The unspoken phrase that precedes every Biden lie ■ The convict-pimp who was a better man than Biden ■ Who will Joey blame next? ■ Why student-loan deadbeats deserve the finger

How the greatest headline of all time was almost lost ■ A tale of two beheadings ■ Why Oprah's a truth kille r ■ There's no YOUR truth, only THE truth ■ Why Commiefornia may be worse than NY ■ How to engineer your own murder via SnapChat

Larry watches a man die as the band plays on ■ Was he killed by Yacht Rock? ■ How Corporatization is killing live music ■ Mercedes Benz "luxury" is a side-order of mac 'n' cheese ■ Another "no-cash" venue you should boycott ■ Is Los Angeles a godless wasteland?

Actual recording of an ICU ventilator "covid" fatality! ■ The "Man on the Street" is "The Idiot On the Street" ■ Words & phrases Commies use to control their minions ■ A chronology of gubmnt Covid scams ■ Pfizer's new 'vax for teens' TV ad - with side-effects! ■ Why most experts are credentialed morons